IMPORTANT: I was formerly known as Leofan221 or One Septic Markiplite. The reason I changed my username is simple; I wanted to.

First off, officially, I am hopelessly addicted to many, many fandoms, in case you haven't noticed. ;)

I am into Young Justice, Grimm, Justice League (as well as JL Unlimited), Sherlock, Merlin, Lord of the Rings, Hobbit, Harry Potter, TMNT ('03 and '12) and Once Upon A Time. I am also into Jacksepticeye (and his dark side) and Markiplier (do I really need to actually say I love Darkiplier, as well?) Go check out their YouTube channels. They are amazing! WARNING: they do cuss. And finally, I have recently gotten into Dragonball Z (not recently lol, but I do love it!), Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, and My Hero Academia.

I also have many OCs. If you are not a fan of OCs, then I suggest not reading my stories, as they do pretty much all feature a character of my own invention.

Speaking of OCs...I am opening a Q&A for any and all of my OCs as a story It will answer anywhere from 5-10 questions per 'chapter', and will include any appropriate questions I feel comfortable answering, so please be considerate when asking. That being said...bring them questions on!!

Also, don't be afraid to review. I love hearing people's opinions of my handiwork!

Yes, I AM a christian, and proud to be a member of God's flock.

That being said, feel free to PM me with ideas for a story. You can also send them in a review.

MY OCS!

Fancom: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Phantom Blood (She survives through Part 2 though).

Name: Alicia Grace Speedwagon (Was Hughes before she married)

Species: Human

Age at the start of Phantom Blood: The same age as Dio, so I think 13.

Height when she’s done growing: 5’6.5

Hair: Dark brown, curly, down to her shoulders. She usually keeps it in a bun when working, but will have it in a half-up style when out on the town.

Eyes: Ocean blue with forest green flecks throughout.

Skin: Somewhat pale, but not terribly so. Freckles over the face and down to the shoulders.

Build: Slender, but fairly strong. Nimble and capable.

Outfits: Alicia wears a maid outfit when working. When not working, she wears a victorian blouse with a green and brown plaid vest over it as well as a brown skirt with buttons down the front. She has a few other vests and skirts, one set more formal and one more casual set for when she visits Ogre Alley on charity business. When it’s cold, she wears a dark blue cloak with brown fur trim. She also typically wears shin-high boots even while working, with a warmer, fur-lined pair for winter.

Abilities: Has some medical knowledge, but not much. No Hamon abilities whatsoever, though she is curious about it, asking Jonathan all about it. Speedwagon teaches her a little bit of self-defense when she starts going to Ogre Alley.

Personality: Friendly, kind, but not naive. Sharp wit when she wants it. Independent and capable. Would do about anything for her friends and loved ones.

Occupation: Maid for the Joestar family.

Misc: Alicia a great judge of character, similar to Speedwagon. Her father is William Hughes, the Joestar’s cook. She was taught by Mrs. Pendleton, going to the Pendleton house every school-day from about 10 years old to 15 years old, then Dr. Pendleton took his family to India and Mr. Joestar offered her a job as a maid and she accepted. She also starts bringing extra food and blankets from the Joestar estate to Ogre Alley every two weeks. That’s where she meets Robert Speedwagon and he begins to act as her bodyguard, slowly falling for her in the process. She falls for him too along the way.

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Fandom: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Battle Tendency

Name: Alexandra Caroline Speedwagon

Species: Human (Hamon user)

Age at the start of Battle Tendency: 20

Height: 5’9

Hair: Auburn with strawberry blonde highlights, Merida curls, down to the bottom of the shoulder blades.

Eyes: Hetrochromatic. Left eye is hazel and right is grey.

Skin: Fairly tan with freckles spattered over her upper half, concentrated on her face and shoulders.

Build: Slightly stocky, but not bulky. Wider shoulders with a fairly slim waist. Muscular without being overly so. Not to be underestimated.

Outfits: Mostly button-up shirts with high-waisted pants. If it’s a more formal occasion, she’ll wear skirts or a dress, but she doesn’t really like wearing them. In winter, she wears peacoats on top with beanies and fur-lined boots. In summer, she wears shorts and short pantsuits.

Abilities: Some Hamon uses. Mostly just the basics, but she knows the basics really well. She focused a bit more on healing than fighting. And then she trains with Lisa Lisa and got a lot better at fighting and gained some more healing tips.

Personality: Similar to Joseph, but not quite to his level. She has more awareness of the consequences of her actions and has some humility, but is still a goofball who will prank you or fight you at a moment’s notice. Has a lot of respect for those who earn her respect, like her parents, Erina, and Joseph to some degree. Has no respect for people who pick on others for no reason.

Occupation: Former family headache, current CEO of the Speedwagon Foundation.

Misc: Alex must have a cup of coffee in the morning. Otherwise, she’ll be whiney and complaining of a headache all day. She got bullied for her heterochromia when she was younger, and her and Joseph got into fights about it growing up. Her and Joseph are protective of each other and refer to each other as siblings, which confuses a lot of people. She’s also very protective of her family and Erina. Heaven forbid anyone threaten them. Expect to be beaten the shit out of. She met Ceasar Zepilli at a charity gala, they danced together, and he was intrigued by her after she caught on to his Hamon kiss and got mad at him about it. Then he spoke to Speedwagon about her and got her address, sending her letters explaining himself and they become friends, then start dating a little while later, coming up on their two-year anniversary when Battle Tendency starts. Joseph doesn’t approve of this Italian Casanova ‘stealing his sister’, so they still have that ‘rivals to kind of friends to best friends’ dynamic.

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Fandom: Jojo's Bizzare Adventure Stardust Crusaders

Name: Naoko Kakyoin

Species: Human (Stand User)

Age at the start of Stardust Crusaders: 17

Height: 5’10

Hair: Very similar to Noriaki’s, wavy red, down to her mid-back. Usually kept up in a bun or ponytail.

Eyes: Grey with violet flecks.

Skin: Pale, but not overly pale. She spends a lot of her time with Noriaki inside studying.

Build: Slender, but strong. Looks weaker than she is, so people make the mistake of underestimating her.

Outfit: School uniform or tank tops and shorts with a button-up shirt as an overshirt. Teases Noriaki about how much cooler she is than him and Jotaro.

Abilities: Stand. Stand name is Ace of Wands after the minor arcana card of the same name. Stand abilities are vine reconnaissance, vine binding, vine attack, and life energy healing. Life energy healing requires some form of life energy to work, be it human life energy, animal life energy, or plant life energy. As long as there’s life energy, she can heal about anything except misplaced limbs (or spines). If she relies on herself for healing, it drains her life energy and she will be very weak for at least a few days, depending on how much energy she uses. Ace of Wands also wields a staff that she is good at since Naoko spent two years learning how to fight with a staff. Naoko also sometimes makes a staff out of a tree branch or some other wood and uses that to aid the others or her Stand in a fight.

Personality: Naoko is more friendly than Noriaki, but unwilling to leave him for friends. She’s excited about things, but can get overwhelmed sometimes. She also gets anxious about her contributions to the group and how she actually factors into the Crusaders. The others reassure her constantly that she’s welcome and a badass asset and eventually she learns to value her talents and not worry too much about how she helps out. She can be very sassy, even if the situation doesn’t really call for it. She’s got a prankster side too and a goofball side though those two are smaller sides of her.

Occupation: During Stardust Crusaders she’s a student, but after college she becomes a librarian.

Misc: Naoko’s worst nightmare is being truly alone. She can’t handle the thought that the people she loves might leave, so she sticks to them and needs some reassurance that they’re staying every once in a while. When she’s away from Noriaki, she worries about him constantly until he’s back, but usually doesn’t voice this worry since she knows deep down that Noriaki will always come back to her. Doesn’t like being overprotected, treated like a kid, or coddled.

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Fandom: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Diamond is Unbreakable

Name: Akari Hayakawa

Species: Human (becomes a Stand User at 15)

Age at the start of Diamond is Unbreakable: 15

Height: 5’4-ish.

Hair: Kakyoin red, but with some lighter highlights throughout it, wavy and layered, down to her chin and kinda wild. She tries to tame it to no avail. Sometimes puts the first layer or two up in a half-up style.

Eyes: Steel grey.

Skin: Fairly tanned, since she likes being outdoors or at the park. Has some cute sun freckles on her face and shoulders.

Build: Slender but strong. Cute and small.

Outfit: Typically wears her school uniform, but likes to change into some baggy band t-shirt and looser jeans when she gets home. Wears sweatpants if she’s not leaving the house. If she’s out on the town, she almost always wears her jean jacket with a few band logos and fandom symbols painted on it. Anyone disses the jacket, she loses it a bit. (she painted it herself and is very proud of it)

Abilities: At first, not much. Sharp mind, quick wit, and charm. But then after an incident in the park, she gained a Stand.

Her Stand’s name is 3 Doors Down, or 3D for short. It looks like a clockwork/steampunk robot, with a head design similar to Optimus Prime in the Bay movies. 3D has a large hole in her stomach area with a hidden revolving door. When Akari asks for an item, the door quickly spins and out comes the item. Akari gets 3 items, then she has to wait 15 minutes until she can get more items. If Akari knows where the item she needs is, it helps, but otherwise it is taken from...somewhere. No one knows where. Of course, her Stand can fight hand-to-hand if need be, but she’s not great at it.

Personality: She is rather friendly and eager to help. She’s also a nerd and likes to talk about the things she likes with people. Kinda wears her heart on her sleeve, but can hide things if she absolutely needs to. Tends to be an optimist, but knows when to be realistic. Feels overwhelmed when in Stand situations sometimes, but rises to the occasion when she gets out of her head a bit. Is a dork, but a loveable dork.

Misc: Akari thinks of her Stand as her friend and likes to talk to it when she’s alone. Protects her family, even from what she’s up to when she’s out with the gang, downplaying what happened and her involvement. She’s paranoid that if her family knew exactly what happened, they’d involve themselves and be put in danger.

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Fandom: Harry Potter (Book!verse, and Movie!verse).

Name: Rosemary Andromeda Black.

Species: Animagus

Gender: Female

Siblings: N/E

Age at Prisoner of Azkaban: 15&1/2

Height at PoA: 5'5

Eye Color: Dark Brown

Hair at PoA: Auburn, wavy, just past chin, halfway to shoulder.

Personality: Somewhat shy, reserved until you really get to know her, Rosemary Black is a little off-putting at times, although she hasn't exactly had it easy, living with a werewolf. She hides things well, but hates doing so. She really loves having friends, and desperately wants to have her father freed and away from all suspicion of betrayal. It takes a keen eye to see past her outer nature to see the fun-loving, more care-free side to this young witch. Respects rules, but ain't afraid to break 'em.

Random Factiods: She is the first Inherent Animagus, as far as she knows. As her parents were both able to turn into animals, they passed those genes to her. She uses this to keep Remus company when he changes. She likes to consider herself a Marauder.

General Description at PoA: Rosemary is not exactly what boys would call gorgeous, but she is not ugly, either. She is merely...Rosemary. Her auburn hair is fairly bushy and wavy, like her father, but the color has come from her mother. So has her nose and chin, which contrast with her more square (but somehow still slender) jaw from her father. She wears hand-me-down robes from Remus with pride, though they may be a tad big. Another thing that does not get her down is the three scars running down her face diagonally, from right temple to left cheek. She doesn't mind them, but hates it when asked about them. She also doesn't mind the scars criss-crossing her back and upper arms. She is fairly average in build. Not too chunky, not too skinny. All in all, it would appear she doesn't want to be noticed.

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Fandom: Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, Desolation of Smaug, and Battle of the Five Armies.

Name: Mithra EarthStrider

Species: Hybrid Dwarf/Elf

Gender: Female

Sibling(s)/Parent(s): N/E

Age: 115

Height: A few inches taller than Thorin.

Eye Color: Aquamarine

Hair: Straw-Berry Blonde, down to mid-back, usually worn in a messy bun.

Personality: She may be short, but you can't accuse Mithra of ever letting her head down. She walks with dignity and pride, but also with care and gentleness. Compassion and loyalty are listed among her greatest attributes, right along with bravery and stubbornness. Mithra tends to be energetic and hyperactive at the best of times, which sets her apart from her more reserved Elvish kinsman. She throws herself into everything she does, which tends to get her in trouble, as she hardly ever stops to think through all the ramifications of her actions. Usually found with a smile, being a die-hard optimist, Mithra can rarely be found upset. Mithra can let her emotions cloud judgment, which leads to her doing and saying things she will regret and apologize for later. If her Dwarfish pride get in the way. That, or her stubbornness.

Random factoid: Mithra, as her name implies, is a wanderer. She never feels like she belongs anywhere, and as such, she is constantly roaming Middle-Earth. When she encounters Thorin and his Company during a sojourn at Rivendell, she instantly leaps at the chance to do something of value with her life. The only reason Thorin allows her to join his quest is because she is half-dwarf. That, and Aili never stopped bothering him until he relented.

General Description: She definitely looks the part of a wanderer, with her ragged sapphire Elvin tunic, tucked into a simple Elfish breastplate with attached shoulder guards. Armored gauntlets adorn her forearms and wrists, and her belt secures most of her many small throwing knives and daggers, as well as her Elvin hand-and-a-half sword (picture Lord Elrond's sword) about her middle. She also hides a few knives and daggers down her knee-high leather Elfish-style boots that fit her despite her larger Dwarfish heritage. She also wears brown leggings that tuck into her boots, and light leg armor.

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Fandom: Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time

Name: Lady Guinevere Cooper

Species: Anthropomorphic Brown Raccoon

Gender: Female

Sibling: Sir Galleth Cooper

Parents: U/K

Age: However old Galleth is

Height: 4'06

Eye Color: Electric Green

Hair: Cropped around her head, but it's grown shaggy. Down to a little past her ears. Auburn/Dark Red

Personality: Being the ONLY female in the Knights of the Cooper Order, Guinevere is often having to stick up for her self, becoming slightly cold and hostile toward men in general until they simply show her that they aren't looking to throw her down, but hold her in the respect and admiration she truly deserves. She is a tease when relaxed, but will constantly make sassy/sarcastic/smart remarks, especially toward men.

Random Factoids: She has quite possibly the sharpest eyes and ears in the Order. Guinevere is a good-hearted girl, even when she has to be mean and snappy around guys who think they are better, simply because she is a woman. Another thing that makes Guinevere so snappy is her job as a serving wench at the local tavern. Galleth tries to convince her not to continue that work, but she tells him that she needs to provide cover for their heists. She can often found laughing and joking with Galleth while sparing, or wrestling, a sport she can't seem to ever beat her brother at. She can't stand it when men set their gaze upon her at the tavern. She smacks hands away from her...uh...hindquarters constantly when men get drunk. She doesn't consider herself pretty, but apparently, men do. And they tell her. Constantly.

General Description: Guinevere is a slim, yet strong lass. Her fur coloring is the opposite of her brother's. Where he is chestnut brown, she is golden brown. She prefers a short-sleeve chain-mail shirt with a half-vest on top, light green cotton trousers, and leather boots up to her knees to her wench's dress. It has too much skirt for her tastes. The dress is forest green and sky blue, with a brown sash. She wields both a hand-and-a-half sword and a halberd with a sharp Cooper symbol forming the blade.

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Fandom: Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time

Name: Niarichi Cooper

Species: Anthropomorphic Grey Raccoon

Gender: Female

Sibling: Rioichi Cooper

Parents: U/K

Age: However old Rioichi is

Height: 4'06

Eye Color: Sapphire blue

Hair: Short, so dark brown it's nearly black, straight. Usually in a messy bun, but while waiting in Rioichi's shop, she wears it in a traditional Japanese bun.

Personality: Niarichi is outwardly straight-forward, serious, and hardly classified as a joker. But inwardly, she loves joking, laying back, and making sassy remarks. Outwardly, she is always serious. She loves everyone's reactions to her jokes. Meaning, nobody gets them, then she has to correct herself. Then bursts out laughing (at least internally) at the shocked and amused look on people's faces.

Random Factoids: The reason she is outwardly serious is that Niarichi has a reputation as a cold-blooded girl, who escaped Madame Geisha and has evaded her ever since. She has never flirted with a boy, and never plans on it. She loves watching the sunset, then star-gazing with Rioichi while they discuss anything and everything, while sparing on occasion. She despises painting her face to 'paint false beauty on', as she put it. She will avoid using paint, if at all possible.

General Description: Niaichi's fur coloring is the inverse of Sly's. Meaning, where Sly is dark Grey, Nia is Black. And where Sly is Black, Nia is Grey. She wears a skin-tight hooded black outfit, and a dark Grey sash with pockets to hold her Ninja equipment. She wears tabi (ninja/split-toe) boots that reach up to her knees, where it connects to a knee pad. She also wears light black armor over her torso, forearms, and wrists. Her gloves are tip-less black numbers that encase her forearms. With her mainly black-furred face, and her Cooper mask, she is nearly invisible to any and all stupid guards. A skill she uses to it's fullest advantage during heists. As a weapon, she has a double scythe with the Cooper symbol as the blades. And a ninjaken.

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Fandom: Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time

Name: Virginia Lass Cooper

Species: Anthropomorphic Red Raccoon

Gender: Female

Siblings: Tennessee Kid Cooper

Parents: U/K

Age: 25, or however old Tennessee is.

Height: 4'06

Eye Color: Auburn/Dark Red

Hair: Tan, naturally wavy, frizzy when wet, and down to Virginia's shoulder blades. She keeps it up in a ponytail, positioned halfway down her head. However, her bangs hang down past her eyes.

Personality: More straight-forward and serious than her twin, Tennessee, Virginia also has a joking, snarky, sarcastic side, with an infamous tongue to match. She refuses to use flirting to get her way, preferring to insult them, then make her getaway while her opponents are fuming. She isn't exactly quick to anger, but when she get goin', she get goin'! Prefers to make a snarky/sarcastic remark than a flirtatious/suggestive one. She takes her family line seriously, and don't take kindly to strangers making fun of her, just for 'runnin' with the big boys'.

Random Factoids: She has never kissed a boy, and never really plans to. At least, not 'til she meets the 'right guy '. Virginia hates it when boys look at her in that creepy way, and smacks them if they get too close or can't restrain their hands. She loves watching the stars with Tennessee, but usually, it ends in wrestling until they're both too tired to continue.

General Description: Virginia looks like a female Rioichi, and with more of a 'scruffy outlaw' look. I mean, she has the same fur coloring, if not darker, with maroon and orange, as opposed to yellow/orange and red. She wears a red button-up blouse, tucked into a form-fitting black vest. She also has black fingertip-less gloves that encase her forearms. Brown cotton trousers, knee-high leather boots, and a turquoise scarf around her neck complete her look, with the Cooper mask tied snugly around her eyes. She also will wear a cowgirl hat, with holes for her ears. Virginia keeps twin tomahawks with sharpened Cooper hooks instead of traditional blades strapped to her belt. And a pistol

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Fandom: Hobbit (An Unexpected Journey, Desolation of Smaug, Battle of the Five Armies)

Name: Aili

Species: Dwarf

Gender: Female

Parents: Dis and whomever Fili and Kili's father is.

Sibling(s): Fili, Kili

Age: 71 (5 years younger than Kili)

Height: Same as Kili, if not a few inches taller

Hair: Down to mid-back. Brown, kept braided away from her face (similar to Tauriel's) and up in a ponytail.

Eye Color: Emerald green, with Sapphire colored flecks throughout.

Personality: Responsible, yet funny. Sarcastic, yet serious. Enthusiastic, yet laid-back. Snarky, yet to-the-point. Eager to fight, yet willing to listen. Aili is always running after her brothers, eagerly joining them in whatever escapades they can concoct. She worries about them, but doesn't let that stop her from joining in the fun. Aili is as fun-loving as Kili, but as serious as Fili. She enjoys both star-gazing and talking with Fili, and wrestling and laughing with Kili. She is always willing to do any--and every--thing for her brothers, but isn't willing to knowingly put them in danger.

Random Factoids: She looks up to Thorin like a father (On account of never knowing her true father. (I don't know anything about their dad, so...)). She is one of the few dwarfish women that will never grow a beard (if that's a thing. All I know about it is that Aragorn said something about it in Lord of the Rings) She weasels her way into the Company by saying 'it's not fair that both of my brothers are going, when I can fight just as well as them!' Dis was sympathetic, and convinced Thorin to allow her to join. She teases the brothers about their 'long, flowing locks' and about how they never do much with it besides braiding it. No matter how hard she tries, she can't convince them to put it in a pony-tail.

General Description: Going with general looks, Aili is closer to Kili than Fili. She has general complexion. She loves to smile and laugh, but knows when to be more stony and serious. Aili wears an emerald green tunic, tucked into an armored vest similar to Thorin's, with leggings that widen at the bottom to fit over her furred Dwarfish boots. She also wears an armored vest similar to Thorin's, with gauntlets like Kili's. She wields twin Dwarfish swords, as well as a bow and arrow (like Kili), and multiple throwing knives (like Fili).

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Fandom: Once Upon a Time

Name: Nimea (Enchanted Forest) Tatiana (StoryBrooke)

Parents: Whomever Killian's parents are

Siblings: Liam Jones, Killian Jones.

Age: 25

Height: 6'06

Hair: Down to shoulders, naturally wavy, dark auburn. Nimea/Tatiana wears it up in a ponytail mostly, with a teal handkerchief.

Eye Color: Hazel, with blue/green flecks

Personality: Snarky, sarcastic, with a rugged sense of humor, Nimea/Tatiana can rub people the wrong way until you get to know her. She always gets annoyed whenever Killian or Liam get a little overprotective. Nimea/Tatiana is not the flirtatious and seductive sort of pirate Killian is, but follows him anywhere else. She is extremely protective of Killian, Liam (until he died) and her friends (although mostly, she hangs around a town for as long as Killian, so she rarely gets to meet and know people. Consequently, she doesn't have many friends. And when she does meet anyone, she rarely ever sees them again).

Random Factoids: She has an innate sense of peoples' emotions. She just knows what you're feeling, just by looking at you. Her few friends always find it. Nimea/Tatiana would rather practice sword-play and/or wrestling with Killian than get drunk in a bar, but if a bar is where Killian goes, she'll throw darts, and keep the flirting creepers disinterested. (Yep. She's still a virgin)

General Description: Nimea/Tatiana is slender, yet muscular, with a cocky demeanor, reflected in her typical stance. She stands with a popped hip, usually, one hand placed confidently on it. She takes off her brother's sense of fashion (somewhat), wearing a long dark-charcoal gray trench coat, tan pheasant's blouse underneath with a black vest on top of it, as well as knee-high black leather lace-up boots, and brown leather leggings. She has two cartilage piercings on her right ear, with a dangling ear-ring (like Killian) on her left. She prefers to fight with her cutlass, worn on a belt around her middle in typical feminine fashion, but will resort to using her trusty six-shot pistol (kept clipped to her belt), if necessary. Can usually be seen with either a smirk or a smile, but knows when to be serious.

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Fandom: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Name: Blade

Parents: N/E

Siblings: N/E, officially, but kinda Groot.

Age: Probably twenty-twenty five in wolf years (remember, dog years are different than human years). She's never known exactly how old she is.

Height: 4'03, or whatever height you think she is.

Species: Genetically modified timber-wolf. (I don't know what it is with me and timber-wolves. *Sighs* Oh, well.)

Fur Color: Typical timber-wolf fur. Whatever comes to mind when you think of timber-wolves.

Hair: It's short, like Roxanne Richy in Megamind's at first, medium brown in color, eventually grows out to her shoulders by the time the movie 'starts'.

Eye Color: Left eye is a brown-ish hazel-ish color with teal flecks, right is a teal, both with brown/hazel flecks in the irises due to the stresses she has been through.

Personality: Shy at first, usually flitting in between a friendly personality and an angrier one, Blade can be a tough person to figure out. If she even gets a sneaking suspicion that you are going to even consider hurting Rocket, or Groot, you will get sliced by either her razor sharp claws, or her wicked machete. However, if you happen to be one of her admittedly few friends, you should be counted lucky to have such a warrior by your side, not fighting against you. That's how possessive she is. Not easy to gain Blade's trust, but once you so, she'll defend and vouch for you 'til her final breath. Oh, and don't even think about touching either her chest, or her back. It won't end well for you. Call her derogatory terms, or even leer at her and you had better run! She is secretive at best about her and Rocket's touchy, troubled, and mysterious shared past. In fact, mention it and she'll wig out on you unless she knows that you aren't there to drag her back to that laboratory.

Random factiods: She is one of the best trackers on Terra, AKA earth, if not that entire quadrant of the galaxy. As a team of bounty hunters, Blade, Rocket, and Groot are nearly unbeatable. She is also the negotiator, and all around swordfighting girl, obviously (Guns remind her too much of her past).

General description: Lean, spry, and lithe, Blade is a bit stronger than she looks. Wears a teal, feminine version of Rocket's jumpsuit-thingy, along with a form-fitting vest that buttons up just below her rib-cage. Wraps her feet halfway up her shins. Has her machete strapped to her left thigh, and isn't afraid to draw steel. The machete itself is as simple in looks as it's deadly, with a simple blue and black wound handle, and plain black sheath. "Doesn't need to be fancy. It just needs to do it's job."

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Fandom: TMNT 2012/2003

Full name: Asami Yoshida Hamto.

Parent(s): Splinter/Hamato Yoshi, Tang Shen(deceased)

Siblings: Hamato Leonardo, Hamato Raphael, Hamato Donatello, Hamato Michelangelo, and Hamato Lupa.

Age during Rise of the Turtles/Things Change: 20 & 1/2. She is actually older than the guys, as they are all 15 & 1/2, and uses that authority with her siblings on occasion.

Height: 5'7 once she’s done growing.

Mask color: Gold/Silver (idk why. Just thought it’d be a cool color.)

Species: Anthropomorphic Timberwolf-Husky Mix

Fur color: Rusty Orange/brown/grey. Basically, same as a regular timberwolf.

Hair: Dark brown, down to shoulder. Layered with long bangs. Usually in a high ponytail, especially when on a mission.

Eye color: Sapphire blue(outer iris) emerald green(inner iris) with flecks of brown throughout.

Personality: Natural leader-ish, working alongside Leo to train and help the other guys, but unwilling to purposefully put them in harm's way, which is why she isn’t leader. She is willing to reprimand as well as discipline her trainees, so to speak, but she will also comfort them to the best of her abilities when they are injured or heartbroken. She rarely gets mad, but when she does, it's best to get out of her way. She will fight anyone, or anything to ensure her family's safety. She worries about her brothers constantly, and will lay down her life without hesitation if it meant that they would be safe. She is extremely protective of her family, like a female wolf. She is also pretty independent, meaning she likes being self sufficient.

Random facts: Asami loves coffee and is cranky til she has it in the morning. She is uncannily good at tracking people, especially when working with Lupa. She heals a bit faster than normal humans, able to survive a little more than what would kill a normal person. She can also smell pheromones.

Weapons of choice: Ninjaken,tomahawks and shurikens. And her claws, too, if need be.

General description:

(2012) Like Splinter, Asami is tall, a little wiry, and stronger than she looks. She wraps her arms and legs halfway, until it forms fingertip-less gloves like Splinter, wears elbow and knee pads like the guys, and a black ninja catsuit with a charcoal grey sash to store her tomahawks and other gear in. Either that, or a t-shirt and Spandex Capris when they’re not on a mission. She also has a teal and light gray form-fitting Kimono with a teal obi (only for special occasions, though) similar to her father's robe. Tomahawks are tucked into her belt, and her ninjaken is strapped to her left thigh. She looks a bit younger than as she is, but can usually act her age, and then some.

(2003) Taller than the rest of her family, Asami teases her siblings about it sometimes. Lean, and lithely muscular. Wears a Spandex black outfit that reaches down to her knees and elbows, tucking into her elbow and knee pads. Either that, or a pair of faded, patched Bell-Bottom jeans and her Spandex top. She doesn't have a lot of clothes.

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Fandom: TMNT 2012/2003

Full name: Lupa Giovanna Hamato

Parent(s): Splinter, or Hamato Yoshi.

Siblings: Hamato Asami, Hamato Leonardo, Hamato Raphael, Hamato Donatello, and Hamato Michelangelo

Age during Rise of the Turtles/Things Change: Just turned 15.

Height: 4'9-ish, but still growing.

Fur color: The same as Asami's.

Eye color: Same as Asami's

Hair: Lighter brown than Asami’s hair (but not much), down to middle back. Usually held up in a high ponytail, or messy bun.

Mask color: Emerald green.

Weapon(s) of choice: Double scythe (similar to a naginata, but with two blades on either end of the pole, nunchuck (one), and shurikens. She also uses her claws sometimes.

Personality: Playful, mischievous, and optimistic, Lupa loves to prank her siblings and chill with Mikey. They’re a duo of troublemakers, but Asami keeps them in line when need be. As with any Hamato, she would rather die than let any of her siblings get hurt, and hates it when they are hurt. As she started out an animal, she has a little bit more of an animal-like appearance, and is scared to death that she'll lose her reason. and hurt her family, or worse. In a lot of ways, she's just like Mikey. She knows when to be serious, and when she can crack jokes and pull pranks.

Random Facts: She is better at smelling things like sweat, perfume, and other scents than Asami, but can't quite smell pheromones like her sister can. As a tracking team, they are nearly unparalleled. Sometimes, when she’s in the heat of battle or really injured, she’ll slip and go almost feral in order to survive.

General Description: Literally a younger version of Asami (ish. She looks a little closer to her animal roots and has slightly longer canines than Asami), Lupa strives to be like her older sister. She only wears a black sports bra and Spandex shorts on her legs. Wraps her arms and legs from her palms to just barely past her ankles and wrists. She doesn’t have many clothes (some hand-me-down t-shirts from Asami they got out of overstuffed donation sites and a few pairs of pants), one of which is a green and brown kimono from when Asami was younger that she hardly ever wears.

And this is the copy-and-paste section of my profile. Credit goes to Skipper911 (I think). Enjoy!!

Every abortion is just...

One more heart that was stopped

Two more eyes that will never see

Two more hands that will never touch

Two more legs that will never run

One more mouth that will never speak.

Abortion is wrong. People are here on earth for a reason, and some crazy mothers don't want their babies.

If you are against abortion copy and paste!!

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

The road to success is always under construction.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? ... "Hold my purse."

Can't stand me? Then sit down.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

You know what?! Earth sucks, I’m going home.

The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.

You say I suffer from insanity?! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Actually quite the opposite! I rather enjoy my insanity!

i didn't loose my mind the people inside my head stole it and they won't give it back ! :(

I'm a chocolate-loving chocolate lover that loves chocolate.

Does anybody have a recipe for "I don't know" or "I don't care"? It's what my family requested for supper and I can't seem to find my recipes.

I do NOT have a short attention sp-OMG A SQUIRREL!

For all the optimists who say, "You can do whatever you put your mind to" - I want to see you staple Jello to a tree.

Life is not always perfect. Things don't always go your way, people are not always nice, and blue crayons do not taste like blueberries.

Silence is Golden..but Duct-Tape comes in a variety of colors and patterns, and its much more effective. ;p

How does paper beat rock? Stand in front of me so I can throw a rock at you and try to protect yourself with a friggin piece of paper!

Someone left a note on a piece of cake in the fridge that said, "Do not eat!". I ate the cake and left a note saying, "Yuck, who the hell eats paper ? "

They say expect the unexpected, then that makes the unexpected expected. But if we are still expecting the unexpected shouldn't we be expecting the expected???

Why do banks attach pens to the counters? Do they honestly believe we go in there thinking "Give me all your mo... Wait.. quick grab the pens! Grab the pens!!

The cops just came by my house and said my dog was chasing a kid on a bike. I told them that was a damn lie, my dog can't ride a bike.

Imperfection makes us all perfect in our own unique way.

Don't try to make me someone I'm not, if you want copies get a printer.

Thank you for calling House of Insanity. Head nut speaking.

Have you ever felt like, even though you know you are where you are supposed to be, you still don't belong?

Some people think I have a screw loose. Well bad news for them, I lost the screwdriver.

Aw, good spider. Come here spider. Let me pet you...WITH MY SHOE! Good spider. Dead spider. :)

I was going to quit all my bad habits but then it occurred to me- no one likes a quitter.

Effective Ways On How To Annoy/Scare/Weird Out The Living Daylights Outta People (on elevators, in computer labs, etc.)

1. Repeat everything the person says in a question.

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World." incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh no, not now, darn motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say, "I wonder what all these do." and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

25. Ask every passenger that goes up if you can press the button for them.

26. Log on to a computer, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream: "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.

27. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.

28. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the dang thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.

29. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.

30. Bring a chain saw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.

31. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.

32. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.

33. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, and then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.

34. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.

35. Send e-mails constantly to the person next to you.

36. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

37. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

38. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

39. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

40. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

41. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

42. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

43. Swat at flies that don't exist.

44. Dance, while drumming noisily against the walls.

If You Believe
Christianity is
NOT Just A Religion
It's A Relationship
Let Your Lights Shine Bright
For Christ Is To Return Soon

If you think that God isn't real and that Jesus Christ didn't suffer and die for us, just think about this. There's a molecule in our body called laminin which holds all of our cells together. Without it we could not exist as our cells could not bind. Laminin is in the shape of a cross so we have millions of microscopic crosses holding us together every day of our lives. God's love holds us together every day of our lives.

If Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior,and you want everyone visits/sees your profile to know, copy and paste this into your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe and God and Jesus Christ is His son...

Then copy and paste this into your profile

If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

WHEN I SAY I AM A CHRISTIAN

When I say..."I am a Christian" I'm not shouting "I am saved" I'm whispering "I was lost!" That is why I chose this way."

When I say..."I am a Christian" I don't speak of this with pride. I'm confessing that I stumble and need someone to be my guide.

When I say..."I am a Christian" I'm not trying to be strong. I'm professing that I'm weak and pray for strength to carry on.

When I say..."I am a Christian" I'm not bragging of success. I'm admitting I have failed and cannot ever pay the debt.

When I say..."I am a Christian" I'm not claiming to be perfect, my flaws are too visible but God believes I'm worth it.

When I say..."I am a Christian" I still feel the sting of pain I have my share of heartaches which is why I seek His name.

When I say..."I am a Christian" I do not wish to judge. I have no authority. I only know I'm loved.

I FIND IT INTERESTING THAT A HIGH SCHOOL PRINCIPAL CAN SEE THE PROBLEM, BUT OUR SOCIETY CANNOT. IF I OFFEND ANYONE BY THIS, I REALLY DON'T APOLOGIZE !
Subject: Tennessee Football

This is a statement that was read over the PA system at the football game atRoane County High School , Kingston , Tennessee , by school Principal, Jody McLeod

"It has always been the custom at Roane County High School football games, to say a prayer and play the National Anthem, to honor God and Country."

Due to a recent ruling by the Supreme Court, I am told that saying a Prayer is a violation of Federal Case Law. As I understand the law at this time, I can use this public facility to approve of sexual perversion and call it "an alternate life style," and if someone is offended, that's OK.

I can use it to condone sexual promiscuity, by dispensing condoms and calling it, "safe sex.." If someone is offended, that's OK.

I can even use this public facility to present the merits=2 0of killing an unborn baby as a "viable! means of birth control." If someone is offended, no problem...

I can designate a school day as "Earth Day" and involve students in activities to worship religiously and praise the goddess "Mother Earth" and call it "ecology.."

I can use literature, videos and presentations in the classroom that depicts people with strong, traditional Christian convictions as "simple minded" and "ignorant" and call it "enlightenment.."

However, if anyone uses this facility to honor GOD and to ask HIM to Bless this event with safety and good sportsmanship, then Federal Case Law is violated..

This appears to be inconsistent at best, and at worst, diabolical.
Apparently, we are to be tolerant of everything and anyone, except GOD and HIS Commandments.

Nevertheless , as a school principal, I frequently ask staff and students to abide by rules with which they do not necessarily agree. For me to do otherwise would be inconsistent at best, and at worst, hypocritical... I suffer from that affliction enough unintentionally. I certainly do not need to add an intentional transgression.

For this reason, I shall "Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's," and refrain from praying at this time..

"However, if you feel inspired to honor, praise and thank GOD and ask HIM, in the name of JESUS, to Bless this event, please feel free to do soAs far as I know, that's not against the law--yet."

One by one, the people in the stands bowed their heads, held hands with one another and began to pray.

They prayed in the stands.. They prayed in the team huddles. They prayed at the concession stand and they prayed in the Announcer's Box!

The only place they didn't pray was in the Supreme Court of the United States of America- the Seat of "Justice" in the "one nation, under GOD."

Somehow, Kingston , Tennessee Remembered what so many have forgotten. We are given the Freedom OF Religion, not the FreedomFROM Religion.. Praise GOD that HIS remnant remains!

JESUS said, "If you are ashamed of ME before men, then I will be ashamed of you before MY FATHER.."

If you are not ashamed, past this on your profile

I'm not one bit ashamed to past this, Are you?

Please read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

True Story

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then planned, and had to walk home alone. She hasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recogize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, wheather you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

Child Abuse

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If this made you cry, put it in you profile. STOP CHILD ABUSE!!

If this does not bring tears to your eyes are even stirs your heart, then you a cold bastard that doesn't deserve the luxury of a nice house, warm food, and a soft bed.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happens.

3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.

4. Give more.

5. Expect less from people but more from yourself.

You have two choices... smile and close this page,
or pass this along to someone else to share the lesson

It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an
hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it
takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Choose -- Me or your life.

Boy: My life.

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:

" The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind"

"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you"

"The reason why I don't want you is because I need you"

"The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left"

"The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you"

"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you"

"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life"

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, paste this into your profile

Female come backs for pick up lines

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this... If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

Repost as "female comebacks"

Would you do this?

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

(She gave him a big hug.)

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

Favorite Lines from TMNT 2012:

Raph: Alright, Donnie. Put down the staff and no one gets hurt.
Donnie: Uh, you said that last time, Raph, and then you hurt me.
Raph: Yeah, but...less then I would have.

Mikey: Cool. Can we get tattoos? I wanna get one of my face on my face. It'll be like I'm wearing a mask and the mask is me! (Awkward silence) I just blew your minds, right?
Donnie: You know they use needles for that.

Mikey: Aw. Are you talking to your pet turtle?
Raph: No. Shut up!
Mikey: That's adorable.
Raph: I'm gonna crush you!

Raph: So what's with the girl who tried to kill you?
Leo: She didn't try to kill me, she saved me.
Raph: She threw a knife at your head.
Leo: She threw a knife near my head.
Raph: She's in the Foot Clan.
Leo: Nobody's perfect.

Splinter: Leonardo, you are not the first young man, or turtle, to make a fool of yourself over a girl.
Mikey: What about Donnie?
Donnie: *smacks Mikey

Leo: Okay, start talking Pigeon Man.
Pete: I have a name.
Raph: Yeah, we just don't care what it is.

April: It's not about spit, it's about the DNA.
Mikey: *looks at Donnie and mumbles something
Donnie: DNA. Genetic code. Ya know, the building blocks of life?
Mikey: *blinks
Donnie: Okay DNA is a microscopic blueprint that tells every living thing what to grow into and why am I still talking to you?
Mikey: I don't know. You think you'd have learned by now.

Donnie: Why do you keep grabbing my face?! What is wrong with my face?!
Raph: Would you like the list alphabetically or in decending order of grossness?

Splinter: You must find the space between your thoughts and learn to live there. That's what Michelangelo does.
Donnie: True, but Mikey's got a lot more space between his thought than I do.
Mikey: (finds pepperoni on the floor) Mmm! Pepperoni! (eats it)
Splinter: Yes, well...Michelangelo has his challenges, too.

Donnie: Whoa! That's a subspacial endoparticle disrupter!
Leo: Gonna have ta explain if that's oh no or yay.
Donnie: In the hands of the Kraang it's a definite oh no.
Mikey: Why? What does it do?
Donnie: The disrupter can desincrinize subatomic resonences which invert polymolecular structures causing them to implode.
Mikey: *looks confused and looks up at Raph
Raph: It makes things go boom.
Donnie: Technically it makes it makes things go zzwee choooooo...pop
Leo, Raph, Mikey: *blink

Leo: Donnie, hack into the system and see what you can find out about the Kraang's plot. Raph you're with me, Mikey stay with Donnie.
Donnie: Why do I always get stuck with Mikey?
Mikey: Hey.
Leo: I don't want him, and I'm in charge.
Mikey: Hey.
Donnie: Well, then make Raph take Mikey.
Raph: Over my dead body.
Mikey: Ya know, I'm starting to think nobody wants to be with me. Fine. I'll just go off on my own. (throws smoke bomb and ends up in a closet. opens door) Hahehe. That's a closet.