AU - Deidara's father is going on a long business trip! In dire need of a caretaker, his father calls up the son of a good friend and offers him spending money, food and housing while attending Uni. All for the care of one sweet child? How could Sasori refuse this great deal!

AU. He shouldn't have wandered into the forest. Every insects that dwells in the meadow knew of the danger in there, but Deidara didn't realize how dangerous until he woke up and found himself being kept as livestock by one of his species worst predator. The Orchid mantis. [Sasodei with side pairings KisaIta and KakuHidan. Rated M for future chapter]

AU - Akatsuki babies basically. They live their lives of rolling on the floor, playing, eating, and even pooping. If you listen closely however, you just might hear what they have to say!

AU - Deidara gets braces and Sasori feels weird giving him his good morning kiss which leads to a fight. Sasodei.

AU - Sasori earns himself a really bad and super unfortunate nickname in highschool that haunts him up until his second year of university. Sasodei/Yaoi

AU - Hi! I'm Deidara, the coolest cat in town. Sasori is my Danna and is the best guy EVER. He just cries a lot and never leaves the house. But that's ok since he has me to take care of him! Come join me on my adventures while discovering and enjoying life! So come along friends! Let's go! Sasodei if you squint. That's creepy though so don't squint ya sicko. Mega OOC.

AU - Point blank, Deidara is thirsty over the hot doctor teaching the first aid class he's attending. What? Don't know what "Thirsty" means? Well, guess you better read and find out. Sasodei/oneshot

AU - Follow Sasori's endeavors to figure out if Deidara wants to get married. He'd better hurry if they want to have a spring wedding! Sasodei. Happy birthday Sasori!

AU - Sasori and Deidara's wedding! Actually doesn't go quite as planned...

AU - Deidara is suffering while attending university. It's taking up all his time to sleep! Now that it's exams, he's ready to drop dead. No pairings.

Sequel to Evil Innocence. After the effects of the past, Sasori and Deidara are on the run. Presumed dead, how much have the two changed since before? Will they be able to stick together no matter what? How much more will they find out about each other? All will be revealed. Rated T for violence and swearing, ratings may change later on. SasoDei, Yaoi. Please review!

[AU.] Itachi Uchiha's hair is always neatly groomed and smells like a crisp October morning, his clothes are pressed and free of wrinkles, he does everything effortlessly and nothing seems to rattle him. Almost perfect. Hair strewn wildly on the pillow, drenched with sweat, clothes discarded, eyes rolling back into his head as he screams my name. Perfection.

[AU] To Kisame Hoshigaki, Itachi Uchiha has it all; a lavish downtown apartment, a nice car, and a well paying job whereas he himself has nothing. No home, no job, and no prospects. But when their paths cross, Kisame comes to realize that beneath the surface, Itachi has everything to lose while Kisame himself has everything to gain. It just depends on how you look at it.

AU - After having their first successful time being intimate with one another, they of course can't help but fight over SOMETHING stupid. It just happens. With all the yelling, it's hard to see why these two are a couple in the first place. But! Love is a mysterious thing - especially when you're blinded by it. Sasodei/Yaoi/Two shot

"Why are you even here, mortal? You're just a nuisance, a plaything!" Loki sneered. "You're a weak, pathetic little girl! Then again, one can't expect much from the likes of you. You're just a Midgardian!" LokixOC Xover, I suck at summaries. No flames please!

AU - For the longest time Deidara has used his bestfriend Sasori as a practice partner for just about anything, just for the actual day he'd need it. Now that the time has come for Deidara's first date, what's to come? Sasodei/Yaoi/2 part

AU - Sasori just wants to read for his birthday, but what happens when the library closes before he has finished his book? Deisasodei. Happy birthday Danna banana

AU - Kakuzu loves money, but what happens when he has had just about enough of someone who owes him too much? He'll get his money back one way that's for sure. No pairings! M for excessive violence. Based on the classic folklore/scary story. One shot.

AU - Deidara is invited to go to the beach with the Akatsuki, sans Sasori. Why? Sasori hates the beach! Sasori tries to convince Deidara not to go and to stay home with him. Especially after Deidara talks about... The girls in bikinis! There is only one way to make him stay home. Deisaso/Yaoi/two part - happy summer!

[Modern AU. Multi-chapter one-shot. Song fic] Sasori has a drinking problem. Kakuzu's a drug addict. Itachi is suffering from brain damage. Three different walks of life. Three different circumstances. Three worried friends. One end. (Based on The Fray's "How to Save a Life")

Sequel to BHaH. Sasori and Deidara are in a mutual hate with one another, but what happens when bits and pieces of their memories from another life begin to resurface? Will the ex-demon and fallen angel find their way back to each other? Or will they descend into madness due to their own recollection? SasoDei AU. Slight OOC. Shounen-ai/Yaoi meaning boyxboy. Don't like? Don't read.

Based off of Chad and Abigail from Days. Sasori and Deidara are ex lovers who never completely got over each other. Can they leave all of their betrayals and lies in the past? Or has Deidara already moved on with someone else? What happens when old feelings are sparked when they are reunited? SasoDei AU. Slight OOC. Shounen-ai/Yaoi meaning boyxboy. Don't like? Don't read.

Princess Konan and Prince Sasori are destined to wed in order to keep peace between their two kingdoms. There's just one problem...both are already in love with other people! Can these two manage to keep peace and still find a way to be with their true loves? PeinKona and SasoDei. Royal AU. Slight OOC. Contains Shounen-ai/Yaoi meaning boyxboy. Don't like? Don't read.

Deidara is hated by nearly every guy in school and loved by practically every girl. The one thing they don't know is that he's secretly a flaming homosexual! What will happen when his big secret is out? Can he manage to snag a date with the hot redhead he's got his eyes on? Or will he be forever alone? SasoDei AU. Slight OOC. Shounen-ai/Yaoi meaning boyxboy. Don't like? Don't read.

Sasori's dying but he refuses to go down without first experiencing all that life has to offer. Deidara agrees to sneak him out for one last adventure before his time is up. What'll happen during the last months they're together? Will feelings develop or will things take a turn for the worse? SasoDei. AU. Slight OOC. Shounen-ai/Yaoi meaning boyxboy. Don't like? Don't read.

None of this would've ever happened if I hadn't given into the temptation of a beautiful man with cash in one hand and a pipe in the other. DeiSaso. AU. Slight OOC. WARNING: Drug use and other criminal activity. Shounen-ai/Yaoi meaning boyxboy. Don't like? Don't read. Told in Sasori's POV.

Zetsu gets bored, so he decides to sniff everyone in the Akatsuki, Team Taka, Tayuya, Kabuto, Kimimaro, and Orochimaru. Pure randomness. Rated T for later chapters. Even if you are looking for something else, you might as well click on this for amusement.

Akatsuki Kojiin is Ame's not-so-famous orphanage. With boys ranging in ages from four to six, sometimes things can get a little out of control for Konan, Nagato, and Yahiko. Toddler Akatsuki AU, slight NagaKo and SasoDei

Deidara is new to Konoha High and already he's somehow found trouble for himself. He's made a few friends, but what happens when he meets a certain redhead? Will a friendship spark? Will love play a part? Or will they forever hate each other? Rated M just in case. SasoDei AU. Slight OOC. Mentions of other Akatsuki pairings. Shounen-ai/Yaoi meaning boyxboy. Don't like? Don't read.

Drabble. Sasori is frustrated with Deidara's lack of effort concerning his hair. No-pairing

AU - Based on the tale of Cindarella. Deidarella faces life with his step family head on as he tries his best to keep a promise to his father. He then realizes that you have to make your own decisions in life, but your valiant efforts will not go unrewarded. Sasodei/oneshot

AU - Deidara takes a hot selfie of himself with his bestfriend Sasori, thinking it's the best photo ever. However his mother strongly disagrees and rambles on to tell them the story of how they first met and took the actual, best photo ever. Late Easter!Fic and sorta deidara bday cause I suck

Sometimes he'd stop for a coffee, flirt with the cute barista, then show up for work before most of the other employees. However, this was no longer his routine. The redhead - Sasori - had adapted to the new world filled with undead monsters. AU/Zombie Apocalypse

AU - A bratty Deidara in a red hood goes out to deliver a basket of goods to his sick Uncle Kakuzu. He just needs to be extra careful, a big bad criminal is on the loose! Or perhaps this will be just what Deidara's boring and overly sheltered life needs? Sasodei/Yaoi/Two shot

Request done on Facebook by Lara! After the Edo Tensei Sasori has a human body again. One he needs to get used to, because it has been long since he had last actually felt anything. And Deidara is there to help him out and have Sasori experience things he has not experienced yet. SasoDei, only a lime, bl. Image edit by Night-Being

Deidara was sent from Heaven to protect Hidan from a certain redheaded demon from ripping him away from his religion and dragging him back to Hell. What does this cunning redhead have in store for his favourite angel? Will Deidara succeed in protecting Hidan? SasoDei. Mentions of KakuHida. AU. Angels and demons. Slight OOC. Shounen-ai/Yaoi meaning boyxboy. Don't like? Don't read.

Sasori is studying for his math exam, but Deidara wants some attention. [DeiSaso AU PWP]

AU - Coffee-Holic Sasori is reduced to stopping at a coffee shop for his fix. Uncomfortable with the barista asking his name to write it on the cup, he repeats the name that he sees on the others name tag. No-pairing.

AU - While most kids gobble up holidays as a way to have a little fun in life, nine year old Sasori sees no joy in a day dedicated to LOVE. Especially when he's the cootie-filled outcast and the only person he would consider being interested in is the popular new kid. Talk about high standards.

When little Deidara is getting harassed by a group of bullies, his Danna swoops in to his rescue leading to Deidara giving sweet thank-you-kisses to his hero. Young SasoDei AU. Fluffy fluff for Valentine's day. Don't like? Don't read.

AU - Business is slow at, soon to be married, Dr. Akasuna and Nurse Deidara's new Dental office. No money means no nice wedding. Finishing up a dental surgery, Deidara immidiately wants to take advantage of the free time to reduce his fiancé's stress even if that means doing it while the patient is unconcious. Sasodei/Yaoi

Deidara and Sasori were best friends; nothing could separate them. Until one of them has to move, that is... What will happen when these two lifelong friends are reunited? SasoDei AU. Slight OOC. Shounen-ai/Yaoi meaning boyxboy. Don't like? Don't read. Rated T for Hidan's mouth.

Deidara, a boy orphaned by a certain red headed vampire, goes to the boarding school of his dreams where he meets his new roommate who's a little more than mysterious. What has he got to hide? And what will happen when feelings start to arise? SasoDei AU. Vampires and other magical beings. Slight OOC. Shounen-ai/Yaoi meaning boyxboy. Don't like? Don't read.

What's it like in the life of a gay prostitute? Sasori sure knows the answer to that question. He's been loved and in love; hated and beaten. Will he ever find love in the blonde he and his ex-boyfriend stole from? Or will he forever be alone in the harsh and empty world of prostitution? Based on the movie Lost In Paradise. Slight OOC. AU. Don't like? Don't read.

Deidara is a college student who gets kicked out of his old apartment. He finds a new roommate, Sasori. They don't exactly get along at first, how will they survive each other and the college life? Will feelings other than hate develop? Warning! Drug abuse, drinking, college parties in later chapters. SasoDei AU. Slight OOC. Shounen-ai/Yaoi meaning boyxboy. Don't like? Don't read.

After being homeschooled, Deidara is admitted into a boarding school where he meets some interesting characters along with the flirt Sasori who seems to have attained a certain interest in him. It's not that Deidara is trying to stay afloat in this school and experience, he's just wanting.. well he isn't sure. Uhm hopefully this story is better than the summary! T for now I think.

AU - Christmas is over and the kids are back to school. Sasori is forced to wear an ugly sweater his Granny made for him. Bullies are an awful thing, only one person can save the day! Baby-Sasodei-fluff. Merry winter. edited

AU - Deidara makes a deal with his parents that if he can make fifteen dollars in three days, they will get him a pet bird. Deidara does everything possible to make the money yet runs short of jobs and money. Last resort, he opens a kissing booth. Why does the weird kid from across the street keep watching him though? My thanks to Cheesepie. **bonus date chapter

SemiAU - Based on the fairytale Goldilocks, but more fun as it's told by our beloved grump, Sasori. No-pairing.

It's Sasori's birthday and all he wants is some peace and quiet. But of course his friends won't have that and they take him to a bar for his twenty-first birthday. He hates it at first, but then along comes a blond bombshell and . . . Well, maybe his birthday isn't ruined after all. DeiSaso, AU.

Short one-shot in celebration of Sasori's Birthday! Deidara figures that his sarcastic room mate, Sasori, could do with some enlightenment on his Birthday; but will Deidara really be able to withstand the red-head's venomous behaviour and rude comments? Rated T for language and OOCness. Yaoi, SasoDei. Please review!

AU - While moping around drunk over being completely alone for the first time on his birthday, our dear alcoholic Sasori phones up a party place and hires an entertainer in an attempt to not feel so depressed. Sasodei/Yaoi/oneshot - edited

After Deidara's dream of becoming a street dancer was rejected multiple times, he retorts to an older style which could change his life forever: Ballet. Feeling ridiculous at first, how will the blonde cope in a classroom full of absolute freaks? What will the future bring to Deidara and the others? Rated T for language and other stuff which I forgot, SasoDei! (Read AN for info!)

Contrary to popular belief, Deidara, in fact, did not usually enjoy arguing. So why does he always instigate arguments with his partner? One-sided DeiSaso drabble. One-shot

Middle School AU. Deidara's class decides to put on a kissing booth for the school fair and Sasori tries to gather up the courage to buy one. Early birthday fic for Chaann!

AU - While working at a suit store, Deidara gets a visit from an older customer who only blabs away. Tired of listening, Deidara decides to just smile, nod, and say yes to everything. After a moment of zoning out Deidara realizes he's just agreed to something and he's not sure what! Sasodei/Yaoi/Oneshot

When Deidara asks Sasori if he regretted anything in life, the blonde is given an answer which he is confused about. It is only until much later that he realises what the red-head meant and how this would impact them both. Character death, SasoDei/DeiSaso, angsty one-shot. : D Rated T for language and stuff, Please review!

Deidara gets kidnapped. While he's kept hostage he meets four other teens, all with different stories. When Konan, Hidan, Itachi, and Tobi all explain how they live with there masters Pein, Kakuzu, Kisame, and Zetsu. How will Dei react when he gets "addopted" by Sasori, and is taken into the world of Vampires? Continuation from my story "MY LITTLE DEI" :D

Oneshot. Granny Chiyo has her boss around for dinner, and he brings his son. Sasori has a hard time trying to figure out if the blonde is male or female, so takes his chance to find out when the blonde goes to use the toilet. The blondes reaction is unexpected, but leaves the redhead with a permanent smirk. Modern AU.

"My names' Deidara Iwa, I'm 16 years old and a fanboy-un. I'm obsessed with the internet, yes that's right... I'm an internet whore-un!", I smiled into the camera which pointed directly at me. I was currently creating my first YouTube video. Deidara was your typical fanboy, addicted to YouTube and a certain popular redhead. How will he react when his idol comments on his video?AU

SasoDei. Chiyo forces Sasori to go on a date with Sakura because of his lack of social skills! The two arrives at an Italian restaurant but meets a gorgeous and sexy blonde name Deidara! What will happen next? Fun games and bathroom fun of course. ;) Rated M for a reason.

Only child, Deidara Iwa and his parents decide that It's time to add a new member to the family, and believe that the best choice is to adopt one around Deidara's age. But what if this "New brother" Isn't so nice and innocent as everyone believes him to be? What if Deidara is the only one who notices this? Based on the movie "Orphan". SasoXDei. Please review!

Sasori was the perfect tenant in his apartment block; quiet, always payed his rent on time, never disrupted anyone. Deidara was the exact opposite of this, and Sasori had to do something to change that. Yaoi, DeiSaso, rated M due to lemons and language, written by an extremely tired and grumpy me. One-shot, Please review!

No one wants to celebrate Easter with Deidara. SIGH. Too bad for Sasori though as Deidara cleverly plans a day of secret egg hunting for him - if he likes it of not! No-pairing. Three day/part fic.

Deidara, a peculiar individual with a special talent for 'glitching' when things get tough is with a group that tells him to get close to a certain person, Sasori. Always one to do anything, even when it means death, he faces this challenge head strong but what if in its own way this is the toughest thing he has to do, only he doesn't realize it? I suck at summaries, sorry.

Reupload (oh god): After Deidara's mom leaves for a date, his unruly bestfriend throws a party that he isn't too pleased about. That is until a certain red head shows up. ONE-SHOT.

Deidara is in an abusive relationship with Itachi; his home life isn't much better. He acts like everything is okay, but when he's finally had enough will Sasori be able to save him? Or will it already be too late? Character death. Slight OOC. Rated M for last chapter. One sided ItaDei. SasoDei AU. Shounen-ai/Yaoi meaning boyxboy. Don't like? Don't read. COMPLETE.

Sometimes the final death isn't the first one and when decisions are made it makes a person realize that those were the steps all leading up to the final destinations. ONE-SHOT. Hinted 'romance' but not really a romance story.

Sasori and Deidara are forced to suffer the dire consequences after a mission gone wrong. Fear ignites when the unthinkable befalls Deidara, leaving Sasori a helpless mess, unable to save his now vulnerable partner. SasoDei, oneshot.

Short one-shot. Sasori complains to Pein about his new blonde partner, resulting in an unamused reaction from the man, and some very hurt feelings. Rated T for language. Slight, slight, slight SasoDei at the end, but only if you squint. Please review!

A rather short song-fic. Deidara is mourning over Sasori's death, and realizes that he cannot cope without the red-head. Here we look inside the blonde's feelings towards his Danna, and how the after-affects of the red-head's death impacted on his brat . Based on the song "Mad World", rated T. SasoDei. Warnings: Contains suicide and slight mentions of alcohol. Please review!

New couple, Sasori and Deidara, decide to go on a road trip in their caravan, across England. However, events soon conspire against the couple and their dream caravan holiday takes a very wrong turn indeed. For SasoDei month, rated M for sexual themes and future gore. Based on the film "Sightseers", please review! SasoDei.

Just the daily life with the Akatsuki gang. Follow them and their relationships as they count down the days til Christmas. My entry for SasoDei Month :D AU SasoDei, KisaIta, KakuHida, PeinKonan, and more!

Christmas 2013 one-shot, SasoDei month. It's Deidara and Sasori's first Christmas together, and Sasori's surprised by the fact that Deidara still believes in Santa. Will the red-head let the blonde wake up with no presents from Santa? Or will he save Christmas for them both? Rated T for slight sexual themes and language. Please review! Merry Christmas! SasoDei.

Christmas is coming and Deidara is really excited, but Sasori is just annoyed by the hyper blonde. It seems like no one in Akatsuki is interested in spending Christmas together. But that isn't true. This is dedicated to my dear friend. No mature content, but you can surely see the pairings.

DeiSaso. Rated M. (Complete!) Deidara has been dead for 10 years. "I will come back, and taunt you. You will regret, Danna." Sasori recalls. "But How?" Just then, a moving truck stopped by. Out came a gorgeous blonde much like Deidara. But is it really the Deidara that Sasori knows? Tragedy. Yaoi. Don't like? Do not read.

Deidara has moved to a new city and is looking for a place to stay at. Sasori has an room available for rent and our blonde gets interested in renting it. Will Sasori put up with the blonde and take him as a tenant or kick him out before Deidara has even settled? Not sure of the rating, there will be cursing because of Hidan and sexual themes. Sasodei and other Akatsuki pairings!

A world submerged in water and run by pirates and vigilantes, only a few sparse pockets of land left. Ichigo Kurosaki is one of these vigilantes and lead navigator for the seretei fleet. When the seretei is threatened by the malovent force of the Arrancar, Ichigo is called to the front line. But he doesn't expect to come face-to-face with his school-days arch rival, Grimmjow.

Sasori and Deidara are returning from a mission and the blonde suggests they go drinking together for celebration. Two girls in the bar decide to hit on Deidara, allowing the angry jealous Sasori to realize he -maybe- has feelings for his partner. Sasori then proceeds to figure out why he feels the way he does, convincing the blonde to let him try to be his bf. SasoDei. Yaoi. ;D

You can only push your lovers so far, before they're going to leave. How will the Akatsuki members cope during an unwanted separation? kisaita sasodei kakuhidan zettobi

SasoDei/ Mpreg/ Yaoi. Don't like, dont read! Deidara finds out he's pregnant with Sasori's child. Sasori isn't exactly thrilled and Deidara is going through a tough time because it. Will Dei convince Sasori so they can be be a happy fam together? Okay, I suck at descriptions but it's cute, trust me! AND FEELS OMG.

Sasori and Deidara are madly in love. Then one day the blond just disappears, never to be found. Years later Sasori is happily married with two kids and his long lost lover comes back into his life. What's he suppose to do now? Rated M for lemons later.

Once again Hidan is bored at the Akatsuki base, so he decides to go and visit Deidara, but Deidara already has a visitor. SasoDei. Graphic Yaoi. Voyeurism. Slight bondage.

Sasori and Deidara live toghether in a noisy big city, and Deidara works untill late. One day he comes home to find Sasori in his bed. DeiSaso yaoi smut, Sasori's POV. One-shot.

Deidara lives in a huge mansion with his master Sasori who is a vampire, along with Kisame, Zetsu, Pein, and Kakuzu. But what happens when Deidara is terrified of hospitals, and its check up time! How will Sasori manage when his blond pet needs a physical? read and find out :D

Deidara is wondering what was the reason for Sasori's death.

Itachi listens in on Sasori and Deidara having a very... interesting conversation. Suggestive themes.

When Deidara starts acting strangely and begins forgetting things, could something be seriously wrong? Sasori is willing to do anything to make sure his boyfriend is healthy. Some SasoxDeio, implied KisaxIta, KakuxHida, and PeinxKonan

A music inspired meme. Pairings inside are: KisameXItachi SasoriXDeidara, hint of MadaraXDeidara, KakuzuXDeidara, and ZetsuXTobi THESE ARE YAOI PAIRINGS! RATED FOR SASORI'S, DEIDARA'S, AND HIDAN'S LANGUAGE!

26 letters in the Alphabet, so 26 one-shots! I'm picking a word that starts with each letter and using it as a theme of sorts for a one shot. So, there will be plenty of fluff and, maybe a little more?

Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to follow.

Is it a miracle? Or is it a terrible terrible mistake? Who knew this is what would happen after a night of love? KisaIta KakuHida SasoDeiMada love triangle Rated for language and possible smut!

Sequel to An Unordinary Day. Just when Deidara thinks that his life is finally starting to get better, reality decides to give him a hard slap across the face. Will Deidara ever live a normal life? SasoDei, MPREG, lemons, you get tha drill

SasoDei one shots! K is for Kidney Stones!

There were various things that abraded Sasori Akasuna, one of them being his most...titillating student, Deidara Iwa.

Deidara was a college student, Sasori was a Neko who escaped from a lab. When the two meet it's a long road for Sasori to trust the blonde, but little does he know how much the blonde is doing to try and save him.

AU. Deidara is a fast-living, hell-raising, iconic artist with a drug problem. Sasori is a reclusive, lonely artistic genius with a serious commitment complex. Sasodei

"Well, Congratulations, You're 5 Weeks Pregnant!" "I'M WHAT, UN! ? !" Sequel to SasoDei School of Freaks. Warning: Yaoi, MPreg, Lemons, SasoDei, and pairings from School of Freaks.

Deidara always did find interesting sites, who knew one of them could tell all of the Akatsuki what their rolls are? major mentions of SasoDei, KakuHida and KisaIta. ONESHOT

A collection of Naruto oneshots. May contain AU, yaoi, hentai, fluff, bondage, kink, etc... Rated M for a reason. Please give me your pairing requests!

Deidara is injured...This is extreme Yaoi. You have been warned. Sasodei. Now a series.

Because according to one Madara Uchiha, that's what little Deidara's are made of. Shota warning! MadaDei! Written as a gift for my Tobi. Lemony goodness, is good.

You've heard the dumb blond jokes before, and these aren't anything new. The only difference here is that the 'dumb blond' is everyone's favorite suicide bomber. -SasoDei in the first chapter, and will mostly be just Dei-abuse...in a loving way, of course

SasoDei oneshot. GIFT FIC. What happens when Sasori has enough of Deidara interrupting him from his work? Not intended for those with a weak stomach.

Sasori lost his partner, only to gain a new one to raise. Slowly they start to bond. But what happens when this seemingly innocent blonde boy's past starts to catch up with him, secrets are revealed and trust and love are put on the line? SasoDei Yaoi.

Cyborgs are more human than people think they are. Deidara knows this better than most: his roommate happens to be one.

Deidara finds out that the internet can make two people fall in love easier than one thought. AU. SasoDei

A space ship crash lands in the woods behind Deidara's house. Inside, he finds an alien and decides to help the injured red head. What will come of this? Better than it sounds. Full summary inside. SasoDei, yaoi, Lemon.

It's Christmas time and it's Mello's birthday and he gets something from Near. But he wants something in return? MelloXNear Shounen-ai

Sequel to Separation. Good Idea: Taking a break from caring for three astoundingly intelligent and incredibly bothersome boys. Bad Idea: Inflicting them upon an innocent, unprepared summer camp in the process. Mello/Near! On hiatus indefinitely.

It's that time of the year again: Akatsuki Annual Bonding Week! Contains Sasodei yaoi, OOCness, footnotes, adventures, and British pop culture references.

Hormones?" "Yeah, you know. They're chemicals secreted from special glands throughout your body that-" Dialogue fic. Implied Mello/Near Slash

AU Deidara's going to the doctor for his first prostate exam. Things turn out a lot more interesting than he thought they would be. SasoDei, PWP, lemon, one-shot.

AU Deidara's heart is failing and he has less than six months to live. Surgery could save him, but it's expensive. Can he get a kiss from his crush, Sasori Akasuna, before it's too late? Full summary inside. SasoDei. Lemons. Complete! SEQUEL DELETED

In which Raito confesses his doings with L to the Task Force through a modified pop song. Parody of "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry. CRACK. MAJOR OOCNESS. LxRaito

Good Idea: Teaching Mello to control his temper. Bad Idea: Sending him away from Near to do it. MelloxNear! Now has a sequel!

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA ITACHI unit! With this guide, learn how to raise and love your very own Uchiha Prodigy!

They all say woman always do what they can to get what they want and when a situation arises in which they can get the advantage, they will take it…like when Sasori lusts for our little blonde Deidara...enter pool and a little bet sasodei,lemon,oneshot

Sasori thinks back to the mere seconds he had before he died. All he can see is Tobi taking all that he held dear to him. Oneshot. Yaoi between SasoDei and ToDei. Swearing as well.

Everyone's favourite criminals have a nice day out...

Itachi can't help but overhear a strange conversation.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.