To my Readers:
Thank you for reading the stories I've written down and submitted. That you like them makes me very happy indeed.

Rants, Raves & Reviews*

Harry Potter

~Why does everyone dislike Hermione? She’s my favorite. The way I see it, she’s smart enough to play dumb when it comes to Ron liking her. Is it just me or does that boy have a temper as red-hot as his hair?!
~Draco? Hottie of Hogwarts if there ever was one! As you can probably notice with a lot of my stories, I put my two favorite characters together quite often. I don’t like mushy Draco though. Ehk! Give me a platinum bad boy any day!
~Big age gaps? Not a barrier for me romantically. Don’t tell Mum! I’ve got a thing for older men. Hehehe.
~Ginny? Hmph. I plan to recreate that little number. She’s a clean slate in the Potter world. I spell potential V-I-R-G-I-N-I-A.

Pirates of the Caribbean

^Holy Hotties! Aren’t Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom just the sexiest men alive? * deep breath* Yeah, and they’re uh….wonderful actors too.
^I love writing Jack! What a challenge. Ahoy Matey! I think I see another fic!
^Commodore Norrington… He’s good in my book! I just felt so sorry for him.
^Elizabeth can get thrown to the sharks from the back of the Pearl for all I care. How dare she steal the hottest pirates in the world from us the loving audience. Loved her in Bekham though.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
:Is Willow not the coolest?
:Lets give a round of applause for Spike! I love him when he’s not going Angelus on us with Buffy. Give me Dru any day. At least she was an interesting character.
: Again, I have this wish that Spike and Will would get together. I know, never going to happen. I still say she’s bi and not gay. Hello, Xander and Oz, remember? That’s two boys and just one girl under her belt!
:Angel? Way to mopey for my tastes. Give me Angleus any day! I think I have a thing for bad boys and platinum blondes… Maybe just men in general…

Crossovers
()Soooo not my thing. Except for Forms by Stacca. That is the coolest ever. The elf and the key all the way!
() Wait. I also liked her ‘All for a bloody thesis’. Gin and Jack! I have a fondness for red heads and pirates, what can I say?
() You dare cross Harry Potter and Pokemon and I will make an official site for the sole purpose of hating you. You have been warned!

Final Fantasy
Is there a cooler game out there? The answer folks is no. And your choices were a)no and b)no.
So far 9 was my favorite. Wasn’ Zidane the coolest?
10 is awesome! Don’t ruin it for me though, I’m only half-way through it. Go Wakka!
Coolest FF character ever? Any of the girls that summon! I love magic.
I think we all agree Lulu was showing a little too much. Even my brothers thought so, and they’re the biggest perverts out there.

Favorite Books:
Harry Potter
White Oleander
The Giver
The DaVinci Code

Favorite Movies:
Pirates of the Caribean
Benny and Joon
Beauty and the Beast
A Knights Tale
Children of a Lesser God

Favorite Pairings:
Hermione/Draco= Harry Potter
Jack/anyPirates of the Caribbean
Dawn/Legolas=Buffy Crossovers (read Forms. Its great)
Buffy/Spike=Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Ami/Shingo=Sailor Moon (dont even ask :) )

Other Favorites:
Food-strawberries
Color-Orange
Actor-Johnny Depp
Actress-Gwenith Paltrow
Singer-John Mayor
Band- tie between Bowling for Soup and Fountains of Wayne
Song-Staceys Mom
Flower-lily

I hope you like the stories you read and I wish you luck on futer adventures.

UPDATES*
1) For anyone who was a fan of Victorian Courtship, I am sorry, because I deleted it. I didn't like the style I used, and I decided I wanted to re-do it. So hey, there's good news too! I started re-writing it, and in my opinion it is much better. It is still going to be a bit like the original, though I am not even going to re read it. I'm just using the same plot line. I'd appreciate it if everyone checked it out!

2)Also, new story called 'Welcome to Virginia'. It's kind of dark, but I'm going to make it almost reminiscent of a romance. I don;t know when or if I'm going to finish this. Sorry!

3) New chapter out for 'Beautifully Annoying'! Yay me, I actually put up more than 1 chapter! Thats a total of three! Also, I am almost finished with chapter four. I'm just not happy with it. I may scrap the whole thing...

4) I need a beta! If anyone would like to beta for Beautifully Annoying or Victorian Courtship, please e-mail me. I do prefer that it be an author though, and someone reliable. Thanks!

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