Hey yall! I'm sorry I've been busy with school n my finance class is fucking me sideways. Unfortunately, I don't think I can pay for this semester of classes. So I made a RedBubble. My account is GraffitiWolfie. I only have like two things there but i'll get more stuff when I'm not busy. I am working on the Barista and Playboy don't worry. and am also thinking of a ballroom dance scene and some back story to LA Afterlife. As always I love you guys n hope you enjoy!
It was a peaceful morning. The head witch of the manor and her lover were currently curled around each other sleeping peacefully. Swaddled in each others warmth. Peaceful.
Of course living in the Blight/Noceda/Havenstar/Park manor is anything but peaceful.
The couple strung out of bed when someone heavily kicked open the door. Luz waking up with a yelp when she was pushed off the bed onto the floor, Amity half-asleep growling at whatever was at their door. Eyes watery from being rudely awakened.
"Guys! I need your help!" The intruder shouted.
"I'm not above fighting naked!" Luz screamed. Trying to find her jeans to retrieve her glyphs.
"You're naked!?" The intruder shouted.
Hurriedly wiping away the tears Amity squinted at the tall pink figure standing at her bedroom door.
"Boscha what the fuck do you want? And we're not naked." Turning around to look for her girlfriend. Luz was laying on her stomach clad in her briefs and bra frantically searching her pockets. "Luz stop it's just Boscha."
Poking her head over the edge of the bed the Latina noticed Boscha stiff as a board turned around to face the wall. Hands over her ears with her elbows up near her face. The witch obviously not hearing anything Amity had said.
With a smirk she crawled up onto the bed. Settling on all fours. She started bouncing. Violently shaking the bed making the wood creak and groan.
"Oh Amity! Ah you're so good!" Luz exaggerated.
"Ahhhh!!! Stop it!" Boscha screeched. Curling into a tighter ball to block out what was going on behind her.
Amity wanted to laugh but she was very rudely ripped from her dreamland. Filled with Luz and their future. One thing was for certain though.
It was too early for this shit.
"Luz cut it out or else you're on emergency cuddle duty when Boscha gets nightmares." Amity gently bopped Luz on the head with a loose fist.
Straightening up Luz groaned. "Okay fine."
Satisfied Amity gave Luz a kiss as she slid back under the blankets. Purring at the warmth of her lover.
"Lalalalalalala!" Boscha sang off-key. Hands still cupped over her ears.
Rolling her eyes Amity searched the bed for something to throw. Eyes handing on her Otabin plushie. She picked it up, kissed its forehead before chucking it at Boscha's back. The plushie hitting her with a soft thump.
Boscha jumped a mile in the air. Slowly she turned around whilst covering her eyes. Cracking her fingers an inch to to see. Her body physically deflated in relief. Amity had on a purple and white striped shirt while Luz was busying pulling on a pink crop top.
"I need your guys' help." Boscha dropped her hands. Letting them flop down by her sides.
Amity and Luz looked at each other. The jock could practically see their braincells being transferred one another. After a moment they looked at Boscha.
In perfect unison they replied. "Hmmmm. No."
Boscha stared dumbfounded at the two smug looking bastards as they buried under the blankets once again. Only the tops of their heads poked out.
"Hey!"
The couple ignored her in favor of cuddling with each other. Returning to their natural position, Luz's face buried in Amity's neck with her smaller girlfriend resting her chin on the Latina's head.
Boscha huffed. Stomping over to the bed, she roughly shook Amity by the shoulder. "Hey! You can't ignore me!"
"Hmm you hear that?" Amity mumbled. Squeezing Luz closer to her.
"Yeah, it sounds like little dick energy." Luz replied.
Scoffing Boscha rolled her eyes. Choosing to climb onto the bed and behind jumping up and down.
"I .Need. Your. Help. Guys!" She said after every bounce. She paused in her jumping to gauge their reaction. They only pulled each other closer.
Grumbling Boscha hopped off the bed. Instead she walked to the foot of the bed. Lifted up the blankets and crawled underneath.
Amity let out a squawk when a hand was shoved in her face. Roughly shoving her to the side.
"Hemph!" Luz groaned when she was ripped away from her lover.
"Move your asses." Boscha huffed. Wedging her arms between them, pulling herself higher up on the bed. "Okay like I was saying I need your guys' help."
"Ugh what?" Amity groaned. Sitting up against the pillows. Cuddle time was absolutely shot with Boscha here. The sooner she left the sooner she could go back to cuddling her person.
"Yeah you messed up cuddle time." Luz whined. With everybody sitting against the pillows. Boscha launched her plan.
"Okay so I want to propose to Willow."
Amity and Luz went bug eyed at the statement.
"Wait really?" Luz asked. The corner of her mouth pulling up into wide genuine smile.
"That's awesome." Amity piped up. Sporting her own happy grin. "I'm happy for you but witches are already bonded for life."
"Luz and I were talkin about it and she told me about proposals and weddings. Celebrating Love or whatever." Boscha gestured with her hands as she spoke. "I wanted to do that. To show Willow I love her enough that I want to commit to her twice."
"That's amazing Bosch." Luz placed a hand on the jock's shoulder
"Thanks guys." Boscha blushed as she nervously scratched at her neck. It was nice to finally be surrounded by loving friends. Grey eyes focused on a small wrinkle in the blanket. "I really love her."
Amity and Luz noticed Boscha clutching the blanket. Nodding to one another they enveloped the jock in a hug. Squeezing her tightly in affection.
"We're proud of you Bosch." They said.
The pink witch soaked up their warmth. After living in a home so cold and desolate she finally lived somewhere warm and filled with people who loved her.
They hung out in bed while spitballing ideas that would lead up to the proposal.
"Okay but what if?"
"Luz I'm not about to go and fight a giant just for it's magic beans."
"I'm just saying! Willow loves all things plant life!"
"No."
Sulking Luz made sure the witch's attention was on Amity. Reaching into the bedside table she took out a wrapped condom. Tearing it open she unraveled it and hid it under the blankets. Tossing it an inch closer to the pink haired girl.
Satisfied she tuned back into the conversation.
"What about a picnic? Willow isn't really a fancy restaurant kind of girl." Amity suggested. No longer tired but still feeling slightly sluggish. She leaned her head on her hand waiting for her friend's answer.
Boscha hummed. Bringing her hand out from under the blankets to to rub her chin. Brow furrowing when something slippery touch her face.
She heard Amity smother a laugh with her hands next to her. Grey eyes slowly looked down at her hand. There on draped in the space between her index and thumb was a condom.
"Ahh! Ewww! You're so gross!" Boscha threw the condom near the door, viciously wiping her hands on the blanket.
"Hey, should know better than to be crawling around in our bed." Amity wheezed. Hand clutching her stomach.
"W-What the?" Blake's eyes jumped from her book to what ever had hit her side.
Everybody on the bed froze at the new arrival.
"Blake? What are you doing here?" Amity asked.
"I came in here to ask a question about spells but now I think I need a shot..." She trailed off. Eyeing the condom on the floor with disgust. "What are you guys even doing?"
"Nothing! We weren't doing anything!" Boscha screeched.
"Aw come on Boscha, what about the special surprise you had for us?" Luz giggled. Moving closer to drape herself over Boscha's shoulders.
"Or that thick bean stalk you were talking about?" Amity played along. Smiling as she brushed the jock's hair out of her eyes.
"What? No shut the fuck up." Boscha groaned trying to get out from under the blankets but failing with her two idiot friends clinging to her. "Blake it's not what it looks like!"
Very calmly Blake closed her book, straightened her shirt. Turning to the girls on the bed she said clearly. "I'm telling Willow."
Before Boscha could protest Blake shot out the door faster than an imp on crack.
"Wait! Noo!" Boscha shouted. Crawling over Amity and off the bed. Not caring if she had to walk on her hands for a few inches before her feet landed on the hardwood floor.
Laughing Amity leaned back into Luz's chest. Turning her head slightly she smirked. Cupping Luz's chin she whispered. "That was a such a good idea love."
"Hm." Luz hummed as she kissed her beautiful girlfriend. "She disrupted cuddle time."
"So why were you and Boscha talking about proposals and weddings?"
Luz pulled back with a nervous smile. "Uh no reason. Totally not important right now. We should be uh...helping Boscha! Yeah! Helping. I'm just going to put some pants on and help her."
Amity watched in utter confusion watching Luz scrambled out of bed, shove her long legs into some pants. Not even bothering to button them before rushing out of the room.
"Huh."
After a while Amity came downstairs dressed and her hair pulled into a loose pony tail. Swapping out her pajama shorts for regular jeans.
"Blake I swear it was not what it looked like!" Boscha pleaded. Chasing her younger sister around the large dinning room table. Grinning when they were on the same side of the table. She ran at her sister, intending to wrestle the scroll out of her sister's hands.
"I'm still telling Willow!" Blake shouted. Feinting going left, springing to the right at the last second, successfully breaking Boscha's ankles. Sending the jock flying to the kitchen with a holler followed by a loud sounding thud quickly followed by the sound of metal pans clanging on the floor.
"What am I watching?" Amity asked Luz who was standing on the last step laughing to herself.
"Boscha got juked like twice already." Luz replied with a hearty chuckle.
"See that's why I was the team captain and not miss jelly ankles over there."
"S-shut up!" Boscha retaliated from the kitchen. Hoisting herself up using the counter. "Blake I swear. It was not what it looked like."
"Then what were you heathens doing in bed together." Blake smirked. Her tone was clearly teasing.
"I want to propose to Willow." Boscha replied. Her chest inflating with pride at the mention of her lover. "Those idiots were helping me come up with ideas leading up to the proposal."
"Why didn't you just say that?" Blake laughed. Waving the scroll away.
"It was hard with Boscha getting her ankles completely shattered." Luz snickered.
After the fiasco in the kitchen, the occupants of the house begin their morning routine. Luz and Boscha started on breakfast- Amity having a forever ban of being in the kitchen unsupervised after a flaming knives incident.
'I can cook while chopping!' The greenhaired witch argued as Luz and Boscha fought off the growing flames. The now sixteen year old Blake commanding Sid to place a heavy paw on the witch to keep her from escaping.
Internally Boscha and Luz shivered as they watched Amity pick up a butter knife to spread scream cheese on a bagel. A human food Luz had brought home one day after visiting her mother.
"What?" Amity huffed. Shoving the bagel into her mouth. The cheese screaming in protest.
Quickly shaking their heads, Boscha and Luz finished up their cooking. Once everybody had a plate piled high with food they all sat down at the table. Luz speeding out of the room and wheeled in a large dry erase board.
"Where..where did she even get that?" Amity mumbled around the pancake stuffed in her mouth.
"I have no idea." Boscha replied. Blake mumbling her agreement around her cup of hot bean water. Luz called it Coffee?
Luz quickly scribbled 'Operation Boschlow' in the middle. "Okay gays. We need to come up with a plan for Boscha's proposal."
Spinning around with a flair, the Latina pointed at Amity with the marker. "Say the first thing that comes to your mind."
Amity's golden eyes roamed Luz's frame. "Boobs."
Blake choked on her coffee as Luz cheerfully wrote 'boobs' followed by a small doodle on the board as if it were completely normal.
"I feel a headache coming on already." Boscha groaned. Quickly standing up and snatching the marker away from Luz.
"Hey!"
"You are not old enough to have this. Move, go eat your breakfast." The jock ordered. Grey eyes critiqued the doodle of breasts on the board. "And these are horribly inaccurate."
The marker squeaked as Boscha drew her own version of breasts on the board. She stood back with a sense of pride. "See much better."
The table hummed in agreement at the pair at the new pair of sizeable breasts on the board. Blake being totally unaffected by them resumed eating, knowing it would be easier to handle the grown children and her sister on a full stomach.
"Alright, say something else. Anybody." Boscha shifted her weight on her left leg waiting for someone to speak. Ears perked high.
Luz swallowed her food, quietly raising her hand. Taking the nod from Boscha as the go head she cleared her throat before saying with her chest. "Titties."
"All you two think about are titties!" Boscha groaned. Rubbing her face in irritation at Luz and Amity sharing a high five.
"That's not true." Amity pointed out. Taking a swig of her orange juice. Apple juice was trash and she would die on the hill.
"Yeah." Luz said, nibbling on a piece of bacon. "Thick thighs save lives!"
"See now that's the truth." Amity snickered.
Boscha growled in frustration. "As true as that is we still need to come up with my plan to propose. Are there any questions?"
The witch sighed at Luz raising her hand again. "Yes Luz?"
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Lmao. If any of you guys have gay and adorable ideas on the proposal let me know! I have sort of my own idea but thats like one thing. I love writing Amity and Luz as the couple that feed off each others dumbassery.