A/N: Remember you can always find me and see even more of my content, and see it earlier than anywhere else, over by a certain site that rhymes with Rate On, or a site known for its rather questionable questing practices, under the same name, or at the blue bird place~
"Fine, I'll listen to your request!"
Naruto's heart almost filled with hope. There was so much that ran on her, so much that he had been convinced she could fix, not just Sasuke, but Bushy Brows too! She could really fix so much, and when Naruto was still reeling from the losses Konoha had suffered, after she had seemed so violently and virulently opposed to everything...
Well, at least until she knocked Jiraiya out and left him as a poisoned and paralyzed potato of a man, she seemed to have actually been a lot more amenable.
"With one condition! Come with me!"
The extremely busty blonde had a smirk on her face as Naruto followed after her, like a duckling after its mother. For some reason, the dark haired woman with the pig that accompanied them seemed to look strangely resigned, like she was used to this.
Soon, however, Naruto found himself in the woman's hotel room, as she sat on her bed. "What's the condition, granny?"
"My condition is that for today, you will do everything I say, without protest or talk back," she said. "If you do, I'll consider your proposal."
Naruto grit his teeth, but... "Yeah, okay, I can do that," he said, finally.
"Okay, first, you never talk to me like that again. From now until I say otherwise, it's Lady Tsunade to you!"
Her face was flushed, but she spoke coherently and without slurring. Inebriated, but not debilitatingly so. Not that Naruto cared, he was busy being angry at that. "Oi!"
She grinned. "I'll also accept big sis," she said. "But absolutely not granny!"
"Ugh, fine," Naruto said, "is that it, Lady Tsunade?"
He could swallow his pride for his friends. It wasn't that big a deal, and it wouldn't even be the first time.
"Of course not, boyo," she said, licking her lips. "Next, I want you to come here and give me a big hug and place your head between these," she said, linking her arms under her chest and giving the massive mammaries a jiggle.
Not really one who had ever had lewd thoughts before, Naruto shrugged, and approached her to do exactly as she asked - wrapping his arms around her and resting his head on her chest. Her hand came down to pet his head and... that was actually pretty nice. "That's it... good boy, just stay there... Good boy..."
Naruto felt strangely warm, then, as Tsunade kept heaping praise upon him.
"Alright, that's enough," Tsunade said, using his shoulders to guide him back, then she placed a hand under his chin and tilted his head up to meet him eye to eye, before leaning in and- their lips met, in an almost chaste, pure kiss, just lip to lip. Naruto tasted alcohol on her lips, as he licked his own not a moment later. "Did you like that?"
Bright red, Naruto huffed. "It tasted like alcohol!" he protested.
"It's fine stuff, but fine, you're too childish to appreciate it," she said, rolling her eyes.
"Am not," Naruto protested. "alcohol dulls the senses!"
Tsunade blinked, then she smirked. "Pucker up, boyo... you're gonna get a lot more of a taste," she said, as she held his head in place and leaned in for another kiss, this time opening her mouth and forcing her tongue inside his. Naruto resisted for an instant, but it seemed that he was actually enjoying himself quite a bit, his body surrendering to Tsunade's assault quite easily. She wrapped one of her arms around his lower back and pulled him tighter against her, his small body almost molding to hers, chest to chest, crotch to crotch.
There was a sinful, almost evil feeling, pleasure that permeated both of them, like they were doing something wicked and inappropriate, and it was making it quite the interesting situation for both of them.
Their kiss broke, and Tsunade looked down. "Not so nasty now, eh?"
Naruto couldn't even bring himself to protest, instead just turning away.
"No matter... you've had your treat, now it's time for me to get mine," she said, as she reached for his pants. His hands came up to stop her, but she glared up at him, and he remembered that he'd promised to do what she wanted, and so he let her pull his pants down. His small penis was standing painfully erect, and it felt good to have the pressure liberated.
Naruto blushed. "It's- it's a good size alright!" he protested.
Tsunade licked her lips. "It's small, it's so small and so cute," she said, salivating a little as she looked at the dick the size of her finger. "It's the cutest I've ever seen," she said, moaning a little.
Naruto was bright red. "I'm not cute!" he protested.
"You're very cute," Tsunade said, "you're the cutest boy I've seen," she said. "and you should be proud of that!"
The boy could do nothing but cover his face in shame.
The older blonde then used one of her hands to cup his balls. "These are nice and full, and they seem to be working to produce even more, what a nice little pair you have down here..." she mused, as she played with his balls. "You're gonna make a girl very happy some day, you know? Or a boy," she said. "Maybe both?"
Naruto yelped as she squeezed a little, playing with his junk, her other hand now stroking the small shaft, peeling the skin back, then pulling it back up, giggling as she toyed with him, as he grew his final little bit, his little, reddish tip now standing proudly and uncovered as she let him loose.
"G-G-gra-," Naruto stopped, "L-Lady,"
"Call me big sis," Tsunade's voice thundered.
"Big sis, it, it feels weird!" he protested.
"Don't worry sweetie, Big Sis will make it feel good, so good," she said, one hand remaining near his waist, a pair of fingers holding his little prick in place, while the other snuck behind him, grabbing onto his ass and pulling him forward, at the same time as she leaned in and took his entire dick into her mouth, her tongue swirling, licking and toying with his cock, its tip mapping every nook and cranny of it.
Naruto gasped and then cried out, as she slurped, sucked and slobbered all over his cock, displaying experience and technique that he didn't have a chance against. She was a lewd woman, and he was but an innocent boy caught in her embrace. He gasped as he felt one of her fingers begin to poke at his backside, even as she began to bob her head back and forth, brutally pleasuring him from both sides at the same time, relentlessly drinking in his every reaction, expression, gasp, moan and all the fluids leaking out of his penis. Her cheeks hollowed out, and her eyes focused on his, and Naruto felt there was something that was just so unbelievably dirty and wrong and perverse about the entire situation, but it only made it feel even better, the wronger he knew it to be, the more right it felt.
Her finger slipped inside his asshole, and every muscle in his body seized at once, and it felt like he'd been struck with Neji's palm thingy as he lost all control and it felt like Tsunade was sucking his entire life out of him as she applied extreme suction.
Pleasure flooded his entire body as it all relaxed and it felt like the weight of the world was taken off of his shoulders, as the pressure in his balls was relieved, and his cock felt like it was pouring almost hot lava down the busty blonde's throat, flooding her with his seed. She swallowed, and swallowed, and swallowed, unknown to most, Tsunade lived up to her title as the legendary sucker in more ways than one, drinking the veritable flood of babymaking juice like it was nothing.
Enough cum to drown a person was poured into her mouth, but not a single drop was misplaced, as Tsunade popped her mouth off of Naruto's penis with a loud sound, and then licked her lips. "That was delicious," she said, moaning. "You really are a cute boy, huh," she mused.
Naruto, meanwhile, gasped as his hand grasped at his cock. "B-Big sis," he said, unprompted by her this time as he simply let himself go with the flow. "That, that was incredible!"
"You're still hard?" she asked. "What a good boy... yes, I'm really happy with you," she mused, as she leaned back, scooting a little further on the bed and, with a flourish and in an instant, her pants and panties were off, tossed aside. Her legs were spread, revealing something Naruto hadn't even seen in porn before.
He gulped, as he saw his first uncensored pussy, glistening with fluid, dusted with hair.
"Come here," the blonde said, making a motion with her fingers, "come here and put that wonderful little prick of yours in big sis' hungry pussy," she said, "come get what every man in the land of fire dreams of, Na~ru~to~!"
With a yell, Naruto launched himself on her, and with swift and ready hands, she caught him and helped him along, hands on his butt to help him push himself into her. Experience and knowledge without equal led her to easily guide him correctly, and then she gasped and lewdly moaned, as she quivered around his small prick. "Aah, that's it, right there," she moaned, "now, now-"
Guided by instinct, Naruto began first by rocking, then shaking, his hips, his little prick wreaking havoc inside her as he did. "Big sis, big sis, it's so hot and wet and warm and, and it feels so goooood!"
"Right there, don't stop," Tsunade moaned, "do me even harder, go- go back and forth, over- that spooooooooOOOT!"
Tsunade's scream and loss of control heralded her first orgasm of the night, as her oversexed and denied body finally received the first relief in way too long... not that Naruto stopped, strength and energy soaring. Tsunade stopped him just a second, "go like this," she instructed, as she showed him the basic motions of sex, the simple back and forth... and then Naruto did as prompted, but put his own twist on it, as he angled himself to hit at that little bundle of nerves that felt so very good.
She moaned in amazement, relaxing now and just keeping herself in place as the little boy fucked her like an expert, after only a few moments of learning. Truly, she was blessed.
Tsunade had lost count of her orgasms, as the boy kept pouring everything he had into her, as he sought pleasure desperately within her, and she merely was along for the ride, until finally, she felt his muscles tense and his balls retract.
And it was time. She grasped his butt once more and pressed him against her, as deep as he could go, and clenched her muscles-
It triggered his orgasm, and it triggered hers, and their lips met in a loving kiss, and they were entwined as they partook in the oldest dance in the world.
Their kiss broke, and they leaned against each other. There was no real time or energy to discuss, instead, both of them laid down on bed, and slept in a tight, warm and loving embrace.
"And that's how it went," Naruto said. "She agreed to come back to the village as long as I live with her in her house."
Jiraiya was weeping, though whether it was tears of joy and pride, or despair and jealousy, no one could really say, not even himself. Perhaps it was both.