AN: So uh... This is my first ever Crossover Fic so I might do things wrong. So uh, there are a few things you must know before continue reading. That is:
1) I'm bad at writing and there would be a lot of grammar mistakes. (My English is also bad)
2) Some of the characters I'm about to show in this story have a different personality from their original series or franchise or whatever people call it.
3) Sometimes, a plot could be really absurd and doesn't make any sense at all. And,
4) I don't really know much about how the Multiverse works, so... Just hope I didn't ruin this story very quickly.
Anyway, that was enough chit-chat already. On to the absurd story!
Disclaimer: I do not own most of the characters in this story other than my OCs
Chapter 1
Oh, the absurdity!
Ivor Maxwell never thought about the day he will be holding a Barrett M82A1 on top of a small dirt hill to shoot down several Stormtroopers and a few dozens of Waffen SS soldiers in the middle of god knows where. Nor had he ever thought of working for some sort of 'Multiverse Heroes' that try to fight off a crazy scientist, a maniacal galactic officer, an SS major general, and a freaking greedy businessman.
Ivor was born to be a therapist or a psychologist but it all changes when a group of Stormtroopers attacks his homeworld. He didn't lose much, only his vanilla ice cream that he could just buy again. He doesn't know why would the so-called Multiverse Expeditionary Group take him to be part of them. He just save at least 5 kids from a burning orphanage. Every sane person would do the thing he was doing.
But here he is now, looking at a smoking SS soldier through his rifle's scope. He is ready to shoot whenever a signal from his partner appears.
It's been 15 minutes and no signal has appeared. Ivor starts to feel worried. What if they failed and get captured? But there is no way, right? 'Witches' like them wouldn't be captured without a fight.
Ivor yawned. The smell of grass in the night makes him sleepy for some reason.
'Maybe I will shut my eyes for a few seconds. It's not a crime to shut your eyes during a mission...' He thought to himself and his eyes starting to close slowly.
Before his eyes could fully be closed, however, a hand slaps Ivor's shoulder and bring Ivor back to the real world. He opened his eyes in surprise, thinking it could be an enemy. His finger almost pull the rifle's trigger, a good thing his finger stops before a shot could be fired and blow up their whole plan.
Ivor turns around to see who just jumpscares him. It was Staff Sergeant Joe Russell, the commander of the squad. Ivor feels relieved and annoyed at the same time. Sergeant Russell and Ivor are probably the most normal human in the squad as the rest of their squadmates were witches.
"Dangit, Sergeant. You really need to sneak up on me like that?!" Ivor says in frustration. The Sergeant just smiled and giggles.
"I didn't sneak up. I was just normally walking towards you. You didn't you hear my footsteps?" The Sergeant reply.
"...No."
"Well, I'm guessing you are falling asleep again. I'm not blaming you, It is boring here. I try to make situations more fun by coming up on you, but I see you are not in the mood."
"Well...No offense, sir, but you could just blow our plan away and blast us all the way to Brazil."
"Yeah. Whatever, mate. It's still irresponsible to sleep while you are supposed to watch out for any signal from Kasmi."
"Uh, her name is Kasumi, Sergeant."
"Yeah- right. Kasumi...Japanese names are just so hard to remember."
Joe is not that best of a leader, but he is the kindest Sergeant he had ever met. Joe is just one year younger than him (21 Years Old) but he feels uncomfortable if he would call his superior by his first name even if Joe himself allows it.
As Joe is about to start a conversation, loud thumping sounds are heard from the Joint SS-Stormtrooper Platoon headquarters.
Both Joe and Ivor turned their attention to a...giant teddy bear? There are also a few rabbit-like things with swords trying their best to eliminate any enemy, that must be Tanpopo's doing.
"That is the signal?" Asked Ivor.
"That is the signal. The other squads should be moving to help them." Joe answers.
"What about us?"
"We were told to maintain the high ground and give the rest supporting fire."
Ivor nods as he looks back at the panicked or rather surprised enemies. Joe takes out his binocular and starts to examine the 'a-bit-ruined' Headquarters.
He could see a few men in similar uniform as Joe engaging a group of SS soldiers.
"I got eyes on Fernand's squad. Ivor, take out as many Stormtroopers you could." Joe stated while keeping his eyes on the action below.
Ivor look onto the scope and spotted several stormtroopers. Ivor picks a target, a trooper that looks different than the other, a flametrooper.
His eyes are locked on to the flametrooper, Ivor pull the trigger and a bullet were launched.
The .50 cal hit and pierce through the trooper's chest armor. The flametrooper falls to the ground alongside the flamethrower they brought. The Barrett M82A1 autoloaded itself since it is a recoil-operated and a semi-automatic rifle or some short. Ivor pick another target as soon as he see the Flametrooper were downed.
Fernand and the rest of his squad are cowering behind metal boxes in a field while trying their best to shoot down any visible SS. They are hoping that the Stormtrooper reinforcement was being dealt with by Russel's Squad Sniper since his squad didn't have the right cartridge that can pierce through the stormtrooper's plastoid armor.
Fernand peeks out from the box and sees an SS soldier with a Panzerfaust aiming at them. Fernand knows what will happen if he just standing there so he shoots the SS soldier with his AK-47.
The rounds fired by Fernand manage to hit the SS' right leg, making him fall to the knees and accidentally shoot his Panzerfaust to the inactive AT-ST beside the boxes Fernand is hiding in. Tho, the explosion didn't really destroy the AT-ST, which is disappointing.
Fernand could see a team of SS soldiers coming right at them, only to be neutralized immediately by his squad's machine gunner.
The sound of gun bangs has started to disappear but that doesn't mean that the fight is over. No, the fight is still far from over.
"Trofi 1-2 and 1-3, come with me. The rest, watch our back. We are entering the enemy HQ." Says Fernand (AKA Trofi 1-1) as he starts to cautiously walk out from the hiding spot and head to the HQ- or rather, facility- entrance with his AK-47 raised.
His underlings which are Trofi 1-2 and 1-3 start to guard Fernand's flanks with the rest of his squad cover their back.
The giant pink teddy bear of Kasumi could still be seen stomping any armored vehicles or Artilleries the enemy has with the help of the KMM gang's giant three-headed monstrous abomination. Fernand still couldn't get used to all this Multiverse stuff but he try his best to adapt to all the shit from around the multiverse.
He has seen shinobi, witches, wizards, aliens, monkeys with guns, cyborgs, half-animal humans, and a fucking talking duck with the ability to control time and space. He shouldn't be surprised, but he is right now.
"Hey stop! Identify yourself!" Shout Trofi 1-3 to a woman with a cloak, hat, and a Katana in hand.
"I am an ally! Uh, my name is Kotetsu Katsura. I-I am from the Russell's Squad." The witch says.
"Okay, what are you doing here? Russell told you to come with us?" Fernand asks, lowering his guard a bit.
"Well, no. I was just-"
*Pew (or however Star Wars' blasters sounded like)*
Fernand jump in surprise as a red laser just flew past his head and almost hit Kotetsu in the shoulder.
Fernand turns his back and sees a stormtrooper standing behind a destroyed tank.
The bucket head shoots again but missed again. Fernand took the chance to shoot the attacker.
The rounds hit his chest but it did nothing thanks to the so-called plastoid armor.
As one of Fernand's men was about to pull out a grenade, the stormtrooper's head 'exploded' as a .50 cal bullet pierces through his helmet. The stormtrooper immediately falls to the ground, dead. The helmet is torn in pieces and his face is not looking well.
Fernand tilts his attention to the dirt hill half a mile away. It's gotta be Russell's sniper.
Fernand then looks back to the rest of his men, looking furious.
"What the fuck was that?! You guys are supposed to watch our back!" Fernand yells at his subordinates.
"How could we focus on guarding the back when a chick just comes up to us all of a sudden?!" One of his men, Trofi 1-7 shot back.
"You guys are a fucking soldier! You should have not to be distracted by a woman!"
"YOU are a soldier, Sergeant. I was just a fucking dentist!"
"Alright, everyone STOP!" Kotetsu yells, earning most of their attention. "We need to move on before more could come."
"Yeah, right, but you haven't answered my question yet." Fernand replied.
"I just figured that I didn't have any giant beast to help the others. I only have this Katana and a few magic, so I think it would be better for me to go with you guys."
"... Alright, you could come in handy. You can kill some bucket heads?"
"Uhm... I guess so-"
"Good, come on then. We should meet with Kakashi's squad, they have infiltrated this facility before the attack begin." Fernand stated. Everyone nods and back to hold their weapons cautiously. "Kotetsu, stay close. Don't wander around." Says Fernand.
"I know, I am not a retard..."
Soon after, all eleven of them enter the messed facility cautiously.
M.E.G main HQ, Universe NU-5501.
In an office, sits a man in his early twentieth. He has short black hair, a blue cultist robe, a pair of army tactical combat boots, and he wears a white mask that covers his face. On the mask are two black eyes and a wide grinning mouth painted in black (It looks like Koro Sensei's face if you ask me). This guy is known as Troy 'Window Breaker' Shrimpton, the Supreme Leader of the Multiverse Expeditionary Group.
Troy is a bit occupied with a few paperwork regarding reports of various expedition groups he sent to explore the Multiverse and making sure that everything is in place.
A few knocking sounds are heard and Troy says "Come in." In reflex.
The door opened and reveal a boy, probably around 15-year-old. He has tan skin, dark brown hair, brown eyes, and a mole on his right cheek.
He wears a light gray shirt, a red hoodie, dark gray skinny jeans, and olive and white sneakers.
"Marco? What's up?" Ask Troy.
"Uhm, sir. I got a message from the MWA. They say they found him." Marco answers in a very dramatic tone.
"Multiverse Watcher Agency? It's been a while since I heard from them...and they said they found him? Like...for real this time?" Troy says as he gets up from his chair and walks closer to Marco.
"Yes, they do found him. But there are several... complications."
"What is the problem now?"
"They want you to see it yourself..."
"Very well. Marco, could you tell my secretary in the cafeteria to meet me in Sector A, MWA office?"
"Sure thing, sir." Marco says before he saluted the Supreme Leader and left the office.
Troy saw Marco left the office. He sigh and left the office too, heading to the MWA office.
What kind of surprise will await him?
After a few minutes of walking, Troy finally arrived in front of the MWA office's door.
He takes a step and knocks on the door.
He waits for 5 seconds before the door is opened a little by a man in his thirties. The man wears a black suit, grey turtleneck shirt, and jeans.
The man was looking tired but after seeing who is knocking on the door, his eyes lit up in surprise.
"S-supreme Leader! Y-you must have heard of the news!" The man spoke up as he try to straighten his body.
"Yes indeed...may I come in?"
"Yes! Of course, sir. For you, the answer will always be 'Yes'." Says the man as he opened the door wider and gestured for Troy to get in.
Troy gets in almost immediately and he sees what the 'office' looks like after a while. The office is big and wide that it could fit 50 people here. On one of the walls are series of screens and monitors. Some monitors were connected to the HQ's security camera while some others were connected to other universes, he could see a monitor displaying Steven Universe fighting a blue, icey monster of some sort.
This is why the MWA was called the Multiverse Watchers, they watch other entities from around the multiverse.
In the MWA office in the main HQ, there are 35 monitors of various sizes.
Other than the monitors, there are tables and chairs you would usually see in an office.
People working on their own table with several computers. Their job is to make sure that there is no sudden 'shift' in a normal universe that hasn't been invaded or affected by the 'Tetrad'. They are also the first ones to respond to any known threat that comes from other universes by calling in at least a platoon to pursue and neutralized the threat.
"Ah, Supreme Leader. It's been a while." A voice coming from Troy's left. Troy turns his head and sees a familiar face.
A man with a lab coat, a black turtleneck sweater, dark green slacks, and black shoes. He has dark blue eyes, brown hair, an extremely pointy crooked nose, and a very oddly shaped pointed chin. He is actually tall and stuff but he slouches, which makes him appear shorter.
This man is the Head of Technology of MWA, he is widely known as Dr. Heins Doofenshmirtz. One of Troy's favorite people.
"Doctor, nice to see you. I heard that you guys found him. Where is he and how do you manage to find him?"
"The subject you are looking for is currently still residing in Universe NU-1324."
Doofenshmirtz's statement make Troy raised his eyebrow behind his mask. "He...is still there? But wasn't our last check-in shows that he is not there? Our expedition teams found no trace of him and the 'Characters Tracker' didn't even found him!"
"Now, I know this is confusing so let me explain this in a simple way."
"Go on."
"So, our first theory is that the Tetrad had used some sort of trick that made him untrackable by both our eyes and devices. The second theory is that he...had been forgotten."
"...There is no way he is being forgotten. He is not- He is strong and powerful...the 'Three Viewers' wouldn't forget about him."
"In which strengthen our first theory."
"...How do you found him then?"
"Well, he just appeared. He is trackable again."
Troy goes silent for a moment to think about what he just hear. He taps his chin with his finger, thinking.
"...How peculiar." Troy says quietly.
His mind was interrupted by the sound of knocking on the door.
"Come in!" Doofenshmirtz shouted a moment before the door opened and reveal a small girl with blonde pigtails hair. Oh, and she is hovering. That is definitely Troy's small secretary, Bubbles Utonium.
"Ah- Supreme Leader! Marco told me to meet you-"
"Yes, perfect timing, Bubbles. I need you to find me a free time and arrange a visit to NU-1324 on my schedule."
"O-okay, sir. Who do you want to visit?" Ask Bubbles.
Troy went silent. He hasn't said his name for years. Troy then sighs and smiles behind his mask and says "My good old friend, Shaggy."
To Be Continued...
AN: So uh, there you have it, folks, an absurd crossover story. I didn't plan on actually continuing the story tho since I made this just to train my writing skill.
A lot of flaws you will find in this story. Such as the absurd (and memefull) plot, slow progress whenever a character does some action, poor writing on fighting and combat part, etc.
So uh, tell me if you want me to continue the story or not. Give some advice and reviews, It really helps me a lot.
So uh, that's all. Goodbye!