Hank was in the dorms, siting on the couch, it had been about a week since his arrival, he's been doing great! kicking toddlers always made his happy, although.. he took a liking to one green haired boy.

said boy was shooting like a maniac

"I AM THE GOD DESTRUCTION!" Izuku Exclaimed. ahh, he was proud, he taught the little shit how to shoot, plus, with the kids 'quirk' or power, he could reduce the recoil to almost zero. it was fucking INCREDABLE!

"RUN!" a female voice proclaimed, the voice voice came from floating clothes. the kids classmates ran like cockroaches.

Hank smirked, "fuck yeah, get some ass, kid."

Hank watched this from the window in the dorm for a few hours, chuckling every once in a while.

he might just like it here...


Hank was frustrated, why?

Rich girl and vegetable boy.

they were dancing around each other like it was DDR! those Pinning fuck-tards!

he must do something

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"a-and y-yeah. t-t-that's abo-out it!" izuku stuttered, wh- oh fuck it! you KNOW why!

M O M O. fucking MOMO! (I cant spell he last GODDAM name!)

she was attractive, her hair was down, they were standing next to each other, blushing, like rETAR-

"that's vey interesting Izu-"

"YONKERS!" a metallic voice yelled Momo felt her balance fail, as she toppled over..

onto Izuku, her crush.

they both felt something tie itself around the, trapping them.

Iuzku squeaked and looked over

"H-HA-ANK S-SENSI!" oh, Momo looked up and saw their new sensei, with out his mask smirking at them,

"just fuck already." they went nuclear red.

though did do that later...

..or did they...?


'mission accomplished 3 stars!' hank mentality cheered, the who Re- idiots were now dating, currently snuggled on the couch, hea- yadda yadda…

'now, time for mischief!'

hank would tease them extremally , with the ink girl later.


TAAAA DAAA! what to ya' think?

i can't write... im still learning, though! i might do a OG story, tell e if you might like that.