Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly.
Author's note: This is dedicated to Runkande Rudolf III av Körv City and his brother Skitande Olle.
Author's note 2: Do only leave positive reviews, please!
iAfter the prank
Sam Puckett is super-happy that her porno-prank on Freddie last night worked.
Now she sneak into Freddie's room to get the camera as well as the bucket with Freddie-cum in it.
"Erotic." says Sam when she feel the smell of Freddie's cum.
Being an oversexual slutty girl, Sam love the smell of male cum a lot.
"Awesome." says Sam.
When she get home again; Sam masturbates and then takes a nap.
"Mama, me didn't fart on your breakfast. Carly, that's a gun. No, Gibby. I won't suck your crappy dick. Sure, that'd be fun, but for girls it cost money. No, me isn't German. Carly, did ya tell him? What...? Mama, ya can trust me. No, Carly. Not me..." says Sam, talking in her sleep.
Clearly she has one of her weird dreams.
"Fuck me, Kevin! Soooo damn sexy! Mama, your pussy looks cool. Carly Shay, please...c'mon. Freddie, stop. Put that 'thing' away..." says Sam, still asleep.
Sam often has very weird dreams.
"Mike, yes! Lick my naughty pussy!" moans Sam in her sleep.
Her dream has clearly turned to porno.
Sam seem happy.
70 minutes later.
Sam wakes up.
"Here we go, sample-tastim' time." says Sam as she grab the bucket of Freddie-cum and drink it with a slutty smile on her face.
She think it tastes very sexy.
"Nice. the drok has pretty good cum." says Sam.
A laugh escape from Sam's mouth.
"Opsss..." says Sam as she fart hard by accident.
3 hours later.
"Yeah." says Sam as she polish one of her dildos.
Sam own 12 dildos.
The first one she ever got she's had since she was 9 years old.
Few girls that young has a dildo, but Sam got one as a gift from her mom back in those days.
Sam is 16 now, but she still remember it.
"Nice." says Sam when she sees how shiny her dildo has become.
Sam doesn't like to clean much, but when it comes to her sex toys she always want them to be nice and fresh.
"I'm a horny slut, but I love it." says Sam.
She get horny.
"Nice." says Sam.
She masturbate a bit.
"Yeah!" moans Sam.
Her pussy is all wet.
"Okay." says Sam as she switch on her laptop and masturbate to the spy-footage of Freddie.
Sam think it's sexy to watch that.
"Fuck!" moans a very horny Sam.
Sam is, as we know, oversexual.
"Damn! Sooo sexy!" moans Sam.
20 minutes later.
"Shit, yes!" moans a very happy Sam as she get an orgasm, farting and squirting.
Sam laugh, thinking it was fun to get an orgasm.
3 hours later.
"Holy shit." says a happy Sam as she eat a burger and drink coffee while watching a movie on her laptop.
The movie is a black and white horror-movie.
Sam love horror lamost as much as she love porn.
"Me is a sexy girl." says Sam.
Sam is hardcore.
"Yup." says Sam.
The next day.
Sam, Carly and Freddie hang out, having just finished up an episode of their web-show.
"Kinda weird. I found this plush-lined hole in my bed." says Freddie.
"That's indeed really weird." says Carly.
"Yeah. Weird, for sure." says Sam, pretending that she has no idea why there is a hole in Freddie's bed.
Lucky for her, Freddie doesn't suspect anything.
"Did you say the hole was lined with plush?" says Carly.
"Yes. Red plush." says Freddie.
"Then it must have a purpose for whoever cut that hole." says Carly.
"Yeah, but who'd do that? And like why?" says Sam.
"No idea..." says Carly.
"I don't know either." says Sam.
"We must find out who did it." says Freddie.
"Or kinda forget and move one." says Sam.
"Nice and mature suggestion. Not what we'd expect from you." says Carly.
"Hey! Me can be very mature." says Sam.
"Sure you can...in the dirty way." says Carly.
"Yup." says Sam.
Sam fart hard by accident.
"Ewww!" says Carly.
"Chill, kid. It's just a sexy fart." says Sam.
"I don't like farts." says Carly.
"Oh, sorry." says Sam.
Sam laugh a bit.
Carly ignore this.
The End.