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Once, in the land of Teyvat, there was a witch named Lisa. Lisa was a bitch. She was riddled with a disease known as Liflu. As such, she was bedridden and confined to her room by none other than the sexy Grandmaster Jean.

"Are you alright, Lisa dear?" the Grandmaster inquired, worry in her voice.

"Jean take off your jeans so I can flick your bean!" Lisa said, filled to the rim with energy despite being sick.

"I'm sorry, come again?" the Grandmaster looked up, concern and confusion in her eyes.

Jean was not willing to take off her Jeans, and backed away into a corner.

Lisa's eyes glinted dark purple. "Are you going to make me use force?"

Jean was quiet.

Lisa muttered to herself, "fine then, if you want to be a naughty discord kitten, mommy will have to punish you!"

The purple witch threw her right hand, which was more muscular than her left hand, into the air. Violet sparks flew inside of the Mondstadt library, coming close to being a fire hazard. Her electro powers took the form of a 50000 volt Axon X-26 Taser and made their way across the grand hall to diddle its target.

Jean's eyes shot wide with fear, showing us that Lisa had that alpha-female dominance vibe to her. She felt her pants become warm. Then hotter. They began to glow with the intensity of a neutron star. Jean eroitcally moaned, "Ahhh Lisa~~ uwu It feels like I am getting multiple third degree burns X3"

Lisa smirked to herself knowing that she got her discord kitten to behave.

However, admist this Liflu pandemic, Lisa had forgotten to wear her mask. As she approached Jean, she felt her lungs adjust themselves in position. It was as if she was about to have a coughing fit. *Ahem. AHEM AHEMMMMM* Lisa felt herself unable to control her vocal cords.

"Ahh~ Jean!" Lisa exclaimed, before violently spewing mucus out of her nose. It found its way splattered all across Jean's face, leaving her slimy and smelling like snot.

Jean was shocked, disappointed, and angry. "What the fucking shit you stupid purple whore. Lisa, I would appreciate it if you wore a fucking mask next time" Jean reprimanded her sternly.

Lisa was taken aback. She put her hand to her mouth and smirked. "Ara ara~ but you aren't wearing a mask either, Jean"

Jean was at a loss of words. Oh fuck she's right I'm not wearing a mask.

"Well if you are not wearing a mask I suppose you don't mind getting Liflu then" Lisa said, prying Jean's mouth open. There was an itch in Lisa's nose. "ah-ah-ah a choooooo" Lisa could not help it. Her saliva now mixed with gross snot found its way at the back of Jean's throat. She sniffled a bit. "Looks like I'm better now, Jean, thank you!"

Lisa got up, closing the door behind her.

Jean sat in shock, covered in mucus, snot, and spit, and wondered why she was getting wet.