DM The Curse Of The Were Rabbit Chapter 1
One moonlit night, a policeman was walking down the street, holding a flashlight and listening to music on his headphones. He was so hooked up to his music that he didn't notice a mysterious shadow lurking in the light of the full moon. A huge creature the size of a bear opened the gate to someone's garden and snuck in! Over at Gru's house, everyone was fast asleep in bed. BUZZ-BUZZ-BUZZ! went an alarm that Gru had installed. Gru's eyes popped open. He and his wife Lucy sprang into action. A series of mechanical contraptions woke the sleeping pair, dressed them, gave them each a steaming cup of coffee, and installed them into Gru's airship along with Gru's Freeze-Ray and Lucy's AVL-Issued Lipstick taser.
Within minutes of the alarm sounding, Gru and Lucy were speeding along the moonlit streets towards the scene of the crime. Arriving at Mr and Mrs Bobsicle's house, Gru and Lucy sprang out of Gru's airship expertly into action with some striking Martial Art poses and karate skills whenever there might be any villain or criminal up ahead. The bushes were rusting as the couple made their entrance. The gate creaked loudly. Lucy instantly used her wrestling skills to attack the culprit. "YAAAAAAAAAH!" she grunted. Gru yanked out his freeze ray. "Hands in the air!" he shouted. But no one was there.
But someone was there, just struggling underneath Lucy. Just then, Lucy realized that she had tackled . . . the gigantic hulk that they'd caught turned out to be Mrs Bobsicle's prize pumpkin, which a cute looking rabbit was trying to drag off for supper. The rumpus had woken the Bobsicles, and their neighbours. The back door opened. "Ooooh! My prize! You've saved it!" cried Mrs Bobsicle, "Pumpkin, my precious darling. You saved it, Mr. Gru". "Ahh, cute little fella, isn't he" said Mr Bobsicle, eyeing the rabbit, "You'd never believe they'd cause so much damage". Gru put the rabbit in a cage and Lucy carried it away.
The onlooking crowd cheered Gru and Lucy as they drove off, with the offending rabbit securely caged in the back of Gru's airship. The next morning, Lucy woke up with a hearty appetite for breakfast, having felt she'd done a good nights work. As she ate her buttered toast and drank her coffee, Margo, Edith and Agnes came into the kitchen. "Mom, there a bunch of rabbits in the living room!" said Margo. "What?!" cried Lucy. She went into the living room and saw the rabbits for herself. Blondie came in shortly afterwards. She seemed to have a dislike on cats but rabbits are her worst enemies. She caught sight of the rabbits and growled. With a great big leap, she lunged at them. "Blondie, no!" cried Margo who was passing by.
But it was no use, Blondie chased the rabbits around the house, knocking everything over because there were so many of them. Some of the rabbits blew raspberries at Blondie to make her even angrier. Blondie growled louder. Gru was turning a corner when he heard a loud thumping of the rabbits stampeding toward him. "AAAHHH!" he screamed as they knocked him over. Then Blondie raced over and trampled right over him. "Blondie! Leave them alone!" ordered Lucy. But Blondie wouldn't listen. One rabbit blew another raspberry. Blondie growled once again. Another rabbit hoped over her. "Wheeee!" it squeaked. Soon rabbits were hopping and making a mess everywhere. Agnes came in and chased one of them, "Hi, bunny-bunny!" she giggled. Elsewhere, Gru saw more rabbits and to make things worse, they got his Freeze-Ray. "AHHH! NO NO NO NO NO NO!" he yelled. Before he could say anything else, the rabbits shot him with the freeze ray trapping him in a big block of ice.
"AAAYYYEE!" howled Gru. The rabbits laughed hysterically. Blondie tried to chase them again but Margo caught her, wrapping her arms around her neck. "Blondie, stop it!" Margo scolded her. Everyone helped to take the rabbits down into the lab. Later that day, Lucy was chopping carrots for the rabbits. There was like a hundred and eight rabbits that the Gru Family had caught. Even though the crowd of Minions were much bigger than those little cotton-tailed critters. "Mom, what are we going to do with all those rabbits you and Dad had captured?" Margo asked, watching her mom. "Well, sweetheart, we might need to send them back into the wild one day when their troublesome of robbing gardens are over" Lucy replied, looking serious.
''Can't we keep one as a pet?" asked Margo. "No, I'm sorry, baby. But some of these animals are thieves everywhere on the planet" said Lucy who was sure this was time to be tough. Margo knew Lucy was right. Dru came into the room, covered with vegetables all over him, "Uhh…could someone tell me why I was in the garden holding these vegetables?" he asked, unable to remember what he was supposed to do. That night, the family went to bed as usual. Lucy tucked the girls into bed. "Where's Dad?" Margo asked her mom. "He's busy minding his prize, baby" said Lucy, stroking Margo's hair. "What prize?" asked Margo. "His ginormous marrow that he hope he was gonna win the vegetable competition" Lucy explained.
As she had said, Gru was outside in the back garden admiring a marrow he'd been growing. ''Sleep tight'' he said softly, stroking it. "Uh, you know it's not gonna talk back right?" said Dru, watching from the back doorway. "I WAS BEING PLAYFUL, DRU!" said Gru, loudly. But later that night, a mysterious creature was on the prowl. At the church, the vicar, like other proud vegetable growers around the neighbourhood, locked and alarmed his greenhouse. As he did so, a beast watched hungrily from the shadows. The beast followed the vicar into the church, where it overpowered him and ravaged the vegetables on the harvest festival display. Then it rampaged the through people's gardens, devouring their beloved produce.