Megumin wasn't the best Pokémon trainer...scratch that she was a VERY bad trainer,but that still didn't stop her goal of wanting to become the Pokémon champion of her region Belzerg.

And so at the age of 14 Megumin left her home in the Crimson Village to pursue her ultimate dream of becoming a Pokémon champion...the only problem with Megumin's plan being that she was what one would consider a "gimmick trainer". While she had a full party of 6 Pokémon they were all Voltorbs with the only move they knew being self destruct.

As you can probably imagine Megumin was not a very successful trainer barely earning enough money from battling to eat and more often than not having to sleep outside,because she lost more battles than she won.

Megumin's luck however was about to change when one night, after a daily visit to the Pokémon center due to her destructive "strategy" the young trainer was fortunate enough to have earned enough money for herself to eat at a local pub. And that's when she met Aqua she had seen drinking away her sorrows after losing what seemed to be a Pokémon contest.

While Megumin had originally planned to ignore the sobbing performer she couldn't exactly do so when as she sat down Aqua ran up to her with a Pokeball labeled "Kazuma" crying

"WAHHHHHHH JUST TAKE HIM ALREADY!!!!!"

After this Megumin had managed to get Aqua to calm down enough to tell the young trainer her name and after she introduced herself as the "Graceful,beautiful Goddess of Water" and told Megumin her sob story.

Apparently her Pokémon partner Kazuma had grown tired of Pokémon contest an wanted a different life and Aqua has been trying to find him a new trainer,but nobody wanted him.

Megumin seeing an opportunity to at least get a cool looking Pokémon puffed out her chest at Aqua before saying in a proud chuuni matter that

"I Megumin shall relieve you of your burden of this Kazuma"

Aqua's eyes lit up and in a drunk and cheery matter she shook Megumin's hand and traded her one of her Voltorbs for Kazuma

The Next Morning Megumin had woke up nice bright and early (partial due to the cheap and shitty motel she was staying in) and excited to see what Pokémon she got ran out to the nearest forest and got the Pokeball labeled "Kazuma" ready.

Megumin had already begun to start fantasizing about what Pokémon she could've gotten from her deal with Aqua. Perhaps it was a cool and strong Garchomp, a mighty Charizard like her Father's or maybe even a Legendary!!!!

Megumin could barely wait and so the moment she set her stuff down in the forest she threw Kazuma's Pokeball onto the ground yelling

"KAZUMA I CHOSE YOU!!!!"

and after a flash of light Megumin felt her hopes and dreams shatter and she saw not a tall or buff figure infront of her,but instead a slim and femine figure of a Gardevoir.

While some would consider this an absolute steal Megumin was different and being the chuuni she was she immediately started complaining about how she got ripped off one of her precious Pokémon for waifu bait until she heard a voice in her mind suddenly call out to her saying

"My atleast have the decency to introduce yourself before screaming like a mad woman"

Megumin looked back shocked at the Gardevoir before pointing a figure towards him as if asking if her did that and Kazuma with a smug look on his face replied

"Yes I am talking to you surprised? You shouldn't be I am quite the powerful Pyschic y'know"

Megumin regained her composer before saying

"I am Megumin!! your new master!!"

she could've sworn the Gardevoir rolled his eyes at her before saying

"That's cute kid now where's Aqua?...ugh did she get drunk again?"

Megumin then proceeded to explain the whole trade deal to Kazuma and the Gardevoir let out a heavy sigh before groaning out something that sounded like

"Arceus dammit Aqua"

Kazuma looked at the small trainer in front of him and decided to put her through a small test and asked her a question

"Hmm how old are you kid?"

"I'm not a kid you stupid Pokémon I'm 14!!!"

"Immature" Kazuma noted in his head

"Alright what is your goal Megumin?"

"Isn't it obvious I'M GOING TO BECOME THE POKÉMON CHAMPION!!!!!"

"Oh and how many gym badges do you have?"

"...none"

answered Megumin in a small voice"

The Gardevoir raises an eyebrow at Megumin before bluntly saying

"Welp I'm outta here"

Megumin then called out to him

"H-Hey you can't leave me I'm your trainer!!!!!!"

Kazuma then replied smugly

"You don't have enough badges to train me dear"

"So your just some stupid Gardevoir!!! I bet you aren't even that strong!!!!!"

"82"

"W-What?

"I'm level 82 darling now if you excuse me I'm going to find my way to the nearest town and call Aqua to pick me up"

Megumin watched the Gardevoir start to walk back to town and in one desperate act to get him to stay Megumin yelled to him

"KAZUMA!!!! ...I challenge you to a battle...If I win you have to stay with me and if I lose...I'll take you back to Aqua"

Kazuma consired the options before saying

"Sure it's been a while since I had a good workout...just don't cry when I win okay dear?"

Megumin then replied with all the confidence in the world

"Hah! you wish you jerk now c'mon let's battle!!"

The Gardevoir merely let out a sigh before cracking his neck and unleashing a powerful wave of psychic energy before saying

"Okay then Let's rock baby!!!"

and thus Megumin could only think one and one thought only as Kazuma did this

"...I'm fucked