Show Me the Money
Author's Note: Enjoy the story and R&R.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to or of the Yu-Gi-Oh! SEVENS series.
Pairing: Established Luke x Hunt.
Summary:
Money money! Money!
"Here's the money shot, hakutsu!" Hunt posed like a cover girl on Luke's desk.
"Stop. Stop. Every time you track mud from your fossil digs into my castle, Guruguru has to disinfect my desk and nameplates!"
"Aw come on, hakutsu! An irresistible mug like mine, even I'd pick me as shoo-in for subordinate of the month! Give me preferential treatment, Luke-san!"
"Dating the boss doesn't mean you get a free pass. Work for it like everybody else."
"Is what I've been doing! I'm working my butt off here! Look! I've got marks from sitting too long!"
Luke recoiled. "Yeah, yeah. Just move your butt off my desk! I have important Goha business to attend to!"
"Like what, hakutsu? Ogling that card with your picture on it? The one newspaper dork made you with the machine downstairs?"
"I'll have you know, being Luke requires effort!"
"No doubt~!" Hunt snorted. "All that self-love in the mirror must be exhausting! Don't make me laugh, hakutsu!"
"I also have to deal with a clingy freeloader who's only interested in me for my family's money!"
"Oof! You make me sound like some kind of villain! What's the harm, hakutsu? You let me win subordinate of the month and reward me some of that money you don't want! I sit around your desk looking adorable in return! It's a steal! Win-win, hakutsu!"
"Now who's full of themselves?"
"I am!" Hunt acknowledged shamelessly. "Why else would the King of Duels put up with my crap if he wasn't a little invested in me?"
"Oh, there's crap in here, all right! And not just the dinosaur doo-doo on the bottom of your shoes!"
"Stingy! I might just turn in my letter of resignation!"
"Or – Or I could report you to Gakuto for insider trading!"
"Humph! Luke-san, I don't like you anymore!"
"Riight! Riight!" Luke didn't believe him. "Still not giving you subordinate of the month, Hunt!"
"Siiigh! I guess I really do have to get my hands dirty! Fortunately, an evil kid like me has no problem resorting to underhanded methods to chew through the competition, hahaha!"
"No murders, Hunt! Guruguru's told me! Blood is difficult to get out of marble floors!"