Chapter 1

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Blood Gulch

At the top of the cliff a guy in purple armor was calling Blue Command. "Come in, Blue Command, come in. This is Medical Officer DuFresne. I have reached Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha, do you read?" Blue Command then answered him, but it was very distorted. "Yes, dude, hello, can you read me? Hello? Check one, check two."

"Say again, Blue Command. I do not read." Blue Command then answered him, but it was still very distorted. "Check two. Is this thing on? Hello, hello?"

"Blue Command, please boost your transmission to match the communication protocol Echo Bravo-" Blue Command then answered him, but it was slightly distorted. "Yo, I hear you, calm down, dude. What's going on? Hello, yo can you hear me, hello?"

"Uh, roger that, Command." Blue Command then answered him and the distorted was gone. "Sorry about that, I was in the elevator. This thing doesn't work well there. What's going on dude?"

"Roger that… uh… Is this Blue Command?" DuFresne said, a little confused. Command said to him. "Oh, yeah, man, sure, totally! What's going on?"

"You're sure? The Blue Command base?" DuFresne said, still confused. "Hey, dude. Take it easy. You called me, I didn't call you."

"No, I know, it's just…" DuFresne said, and Command said to him. "It's just what, dude?"

"Never mind. I'm just letting you know that I've reached Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha. I'm gonna make contact with the Blue squad members." DuFresne said, and Command said to him. "Blood Gulch, huh? Alright, let me look here, let me see what it says… Blood Gulch, bloo...blee… B-L-, blu… Here we go, Blood Gulch, okay. Says here, you wanna make contact with Private Tucker, ask him about their wounded dude."

"Roger that. Any other orders?" DuFresne said, and Command said to him. "Anything else… yeah, okay, yeah, it says here whatever you do, don't- oh… Okay, never mind dude, I'm not supposed to read you that part, okay, just uh… You'll be okay, just, uh, be very careful, That's all."

"Great." DuFresne said, and Command said to him. "Alright, then. We'll, it's our goal here at Blue Base to Provide excellent customer service, and I hope that I have done that today. Uh, if you have any further questions about this radio transmission, you can just, um… You know, call back and say "Dude, I've got some questions, what's going on." Over and out." Command then hung up and DuFresne went over to Blue Base looking for Private Tucker.

Blue Base

As DuFresne walked up to Blue Base, Tucker said to Church. "Hey, Church, we have a problem."

"I am not your mother. So don't come tattling to me every time one of you does something that the other one doesn't like." Church said and West said to him. "It's not that you ghost brain. Caboose has been acting crazy. While crazier than normal."

"Yeah, he keeps threatening us and talking in a scary voice." Tucker said and Caboose said to West and Tucker. "No, I didn't."

"Oh, so you're saying you didn't threaten to cut off my head and give it to Church as a birthday present?" Tucker said and West said. "Or using my head and Empoleon wings for a give?"

You know, I think you're taking my words a little out of context." Caboose said and Tucker said. "What? What context?" Church then said to them as DuFresne appeared behind them. "Listen, guys this competition thing has got to stop, okay? I thought we established by now-"

"Excuse me." DuFresne said, stopping Church. Church turned around and said. "Hey, pal? One second, okay? I'm in the middle of something here." He then turned back to the Blue. "Ah, look. I thought we'd established by now, I don't like any of you, okay? So competing for my attention is not gonna do ya any good." "Excuse me." DuFresne said and Church turned around and said. "Okay. Yes. Hello. Who're you?"

"Don't ever be alone." Caboose said in a deep voice to West and Tucker. West and Tucker tried to get Church attention, but he was more focused on what DuFresne was saying. "My name's DuFresne. Uh, are you Private Tucker?"

"No, I am not Private Tucker. My name is Church." Church said pointing at himself. "This is Private Tucker." Church said pointing at Tucker. "That is Private West." Church said pointing at West. "And our friend over there in regulation blue, that's Caboose. Or O'Malley, or whatever the hell he's calling himself."

"Why did you introduce me last?" Caboose said and West and Tucker said to him at the same time. "Because he hates you."

"I received your call for a medic." DuFresne said and West said to him. "Wait, you're the medic we all had three mouth ago?"

"Yes." DuFresne said with a strained helmet. West then said to him. "What took you so long? Did you crawl all the way here or you live in slow motion."

"I came as quickly as I could. Where's the patient?" DuFresne said and Church said to him. "Well, she's about fifty yards behind you and six feet straight down." Dufresne turned around and saw the grave for Tex and Church body. DuFresne turned back around and said. "Oh… I'm sorry about your loss."

"What? Oh… yeah. Yeah, thanks, man. It was tough, but well, what're you gonna do?" Church said and Caboose said. "We didn't like her very much."

"Yeah, she was mean to everyone, but me." West said to everyone. DuFresne said to the Blue. "Who's in the other grave?"

"That, uh, that me. I'm in that grave." Church said and that made DuFresne confused. West then said to him. "You see about three mouths ago, Church got killed by Caboose in the tank and about the same time he came back as a ghost and during the last battle, he took over a robot body that only spoke spanish."

"Right, and it took us six weeks to get his Spanish setting turned off." Tucker said before Church said in spanish. [Not entirely turned off, moron.]

[Church I speak and understand spanish now, you idiot.] West said to Church. DuFresne then said to the Blue's. "Wait, so, no one here is hurt?"

"No, we're all fine. In fact, I feel better than ever. See, now whenever these three idiots really start to bug me, I can always just turn my ears off. Couldn't do that before." Church said and then Caboose said to him. "You said they were shorting out."

"I'm sorry, what was that Caboose? I can't hear you!" Church said, turning off his ears. It may have been good for Church, but it was great for West. Why could always put a kick me sign on his back. DuFresne then said to them as he raised a scanner at the blues. "Well, then let me just check you two out, and I'll be on my way."

"On your way? Are you saying here and being part of this somewhat team?!" West said to DuFresne and he said to the Blue's. "No, I'm just here to help with Tex, and then assist in the canyon as needed."

"First of all, great job on the Tex thing. Mission accomplished. Secondly, the way that we need you to assist, is to help us kill all the Reds." Church said to DuFresne and he said. "Well, even if my order didn't prohibit me from doing that, I still wouldn't. I joined the army as a conscientious objector."

"English you sorry excuse of a medic." West said to DuFresne and he said. "I'm a pacifist."

"You're a thing that babies suck on?" Caboose said and Tucker said. "No, dude, that's a pedophile."

"Tucker, I think he means a pacifier." Church said to Tucker and Tucker said. "Oh, yeah, right. Man I was totally thinking about something else."

"Tucker, that's gross." West said and DuFresne scanned the Blues. After he was done, DuFresne said to the Blues. "Well, everyone here cheeks out. I'll come back and check on you before I leave the canyon. Can you tell me which way to the Red base?"

"Why? You said you weren't gonna fight them." Tucker said DuFresne said. "I'm not. Resources are low, so I'm on loan to both armies to help whichever side needs me at the time."

"Man, that is so fracking lame." Church said and West said pointing to the Red base. "It's that way, pass Empoleon fighting with Infernape and the Red about to shoot that scanner out of your hand."

"Wait? What did you just say?" Church said as the Red shot DuFresne scanner out of his hand. Church then using his leadership skills gave everyone the orders. "SCATTER!"

Blood Gulch

Once the Blue's took cover Infernape used Mach Punch and started to battle Empoleon away from the base. This allowed the Reds to open fire on the Blues. "Nice shot, cupcake." Sarge said to Donut as he fired another shot from the Sniper Rifle. "Thanks, Sarge!" Donut said to Sarge.

Meanwhile Simmons and Jack were firing bullets out of their Assault Rifle. "Oh, that's right, suck it, Blue!" Simmons said to the Blues. "Yeah today is final days you filthy Blues." Jack said to the Blue's. "Yeah, sneak attack!" Grif said as he got up in front of them. "Sit down, you dumbass! I can't see." Simmons said to Grif. "Yeah stick to the plan your meat cover for me and Simmons so get down." Jack said to Grif. "Hike up yer knicker, fellas. Let's go get'em."