Hello all! Before I begin please understand that this story is all for humor and lemon purpose. I'm not bashing anyone and it's purely for you guys (and me) to just have fun with. The story takes place six months after The Last. Naruhina is established and you guessed it by the title they are swinging. Not something too deep off the bat because for goodness sake its Hinata and I'm already pushing it.

I'd like opinions. I have the first two couples already laid out, but for the rest I'd love some input on who should be next.

With that being said I'd like to start the story!

"I don't really understand the need for me to go on a diplomat long term mission. Everyone saw us on the moon for crying out loud and they still want me and Hinata to set out and introduce ourselves?!"

Naruto stood in front of Kakashi in his mission gear thoroughly annoyed. Like what the hell. He just literally fought for the girl he loved, and it wasn't easy. He was starting to think people thought of him as a go-go machine or something. He wanted a break every once and a while!

Now freaking Kakashi was saying he had to go on a fucking diplomat mission. Not to just one place either…MULTIPLE villages. Like he couldn't even enjoy a relationship in peace. Him and Hinata was only together now for about six months. It's been the best month of his life too and he wanted to keep it up!

Kakashi rolled his eyes and sent Naruto a dry look, "What are you complaining about? Hinata is going with you."

Naruto looked at his sandals and grumbled to himself something about it not being the same and if he had someone other than Guy-sensei than he would understand. Naruto looked back up at Kakashi when he heard him clear his throat.

"Look. You quit complaining like a big baby and I won't hint to Lord Hiashi that I saw Hinata leave your apartment at 4:30 in the morning today."

Kakashi smiled under his mask as he saw Naruto instantly pale and throw up apologies to him and quickly leave his office.

"That's what I thought."

Nobody talks about Kakashi's rival and best friend but him.

Naruto and Hinata set out on their own, deciding to leisurely walk along the trail instead of taking to the trees. Naruto told himself that he would refrain from complaining as much as possible about the mission while around Hinata. He didn't want her to think he was a cry baby.

"I can tell you're still upset Naruto-kun."

Hinata had a small amused smile on her face and stared at him as they walked in a teasing manner. He was glad it was just the two of them. Hinata was more open and funnier when it was just him and her. He secretly wished she would shed some of her real personality to their friends so they knew Hinata could be…not so nice to put it kindly.

He smiled back at her teasing but, he couldn't hold it in anymore and started to pout, "It's just that…that…"

Hinata looked at him patiently waiting for him to finish what he was saying, "Hinata how are we supposed to do it and stuff while on this missionnnn. This mission is going to take FOREVER! We're going to have to get separate rooms because God forbid they catch us sharing a room! Those old traditional fucks."

"Oh Naruto."

He quickly gave her a side hug and apologized for the cursing, they both agreed to save all of that for the bedroom. Hinata had to keep the image of being Konoha's sweetheart after all. Even though if Naruto was ever given the chance he'd rat her out in a heartbeat that their sweetheart liked being restricted and liked the idea of using safety words.

Which wouldn't be happening anyways because of this FUCKING MISSION.

"Umm we can umm…you know…still do it and stuff Naruto."

Naruto had a confused look on his face, "Huh? How?"

Hinata kept looking everywhere but at him, "You're so good at playing sneaky tricks Naruto. We can treat it…like a trick or a prank. Who can sneak in the other's umm room undetected, tricking the people around us."

She said this while looking straight ahead trying to be as calm as possible. She wanted to flush lobster red and find refuge somewhere. However, spending much more time with Naruto has gotten her to speak her mind a little more. Speak up on what she wanted. She learned a lot about herself since being with him.

Like how she wasn't as green as her and Naruto thought.

Naruto's face turned into a devilish wicked smile and he looked down at her. She avoided his stare and he just put his hands in his pockets and walked in front of her and turned around to face her and walked backwards.

"Ohhh. Hinata has been thinking about this huh? Naughty, naughty Hinata. Fanaticizing without me. That's a good idea though Hinata. A lot of those diplomats wouldn't even notice if I slipped off into your room…or was undressing you with my eyes while at a meeting."

"Then I won't let you know what underwear I wear at the meetings. That way you have to guess until you come see for yourself."

She knew she was playing with fire. Flirting with Naruto was exhilarating. True, she had never flirted with anyone, but most of the reason flirting was a turn on was because it was with him.

Naruto loved to flirt with her, and he loved it even more when she would engage back and flirt with him outside of his apartment. He liked her subtle flirting when they went to the market together. The looks she would secretly give him when they went out to eat, whether with friends or alone.

While he did take work serious. Even the boring ones like these. Hinata probably took them way more personal and serious due to her upbringing. Also due to that upbringing Hinata refused to do PDA or flirt too openly. She was still VERY conservative when out in public.

Yes, yes. He liked the whole 'lady in the streets and freak in the sheets' concept. Blah blah blah. So traditional. They were young. He wasn't very keen on tradition anyways and he was learning neither was Hinata. He just had to pull it out of her a little more.

Naruto stopped walking and this caused Hinata to stop as well or she would have walked right into his chest. She gave him an owl look with her mouth set into a tiny 'o' while holding her travel backpack. She was so fucking adorable.

"You'd tease me like that Hinata? I didn't know you wanted to play games like that while on this mission. What else are you willing to do?"

A single finger of his played with her pale, smooth, long neck and his finger slowly made its way down to his favorite duo. He tilted his head to the side interested in what he was doing.

Even with his eyes focused on Hinata's perky friends he still caught site of her with his peripheral vision looking around the walking trail to ensure they were alone before leaning closer to his touch.

Dammit Hinata! Just for once, don't care about who's around.

"Relax."

His voice got husky and he didn't think he would get aroused so soon. Hinata was a sneaky person like that. She knew she barely had to even flirt back for him to want to jump her on the spot.

He just…sometimes wanted her to not CARE who was around. It was okay to eye fuck him when out in public or give him kisses. Hold his hand and say funny things to him. Whisper in his ear and maybe make him blush out in public.

He was hers after all and she was his.

He wanted people to be jealous. He wanted to brag that this fucking goddess was his and she could swallow a big dick with ease. That she's had him begging on many occasions and had him trying out many different scenes from his late sensei's books.

"It's just me and you out here Hinata. We can talk how we want without anyone from the village finding out. We're a good day away from the village anyways."

She closed her eyes and turned her head away from him mumbling something. He couldn't really hear her and slowly took her head and turned it back to him. "Hmm?"

Biting her lip she looked at him, "I wanted to do more than flirt Naruto. Umm…we've never been this far from the village where there is no dyer mission that had to be completed at a certain time. We could…try being together outdoors. ONLY IF YOU WANT TO!"

She blurted out the last part and looked off to the side again. She took a silent deep breath and looked back at Naruto to give him the, 'I want this' look.

And he could never deny Hinata when she wanted something.

His eyes were getting hazy and he groaned when she started to silently play with his pants waistband and pull his body closer to hers. He looked around the area like Hinata did earlier, but much more urgent. His pants were getting too tight.

"How far out did you want to go. See anywhere secluded enough?"

Hinata pulled his hand along to a couple of trees beyond the trail and barely hid behind one of the semi thick trees. They were still pretty out into the open, hidden but barely. Naruto found out this was the spot Hinata wanted when she crouched down to the level of his bulging erection.

He couldn't help but get more excited.

"This is where you want to be? Don't tease me this much Hinata because you got me all riled up now!"

He loudly whispered this to her, and she looked up at him with those big innocent eyes of hers before she started to unbutton his pants and unzip them. She lightly pushed him against the tree they were near and if someone heard them and focused into the wood line hard enough they could clearly see them. They weren't too far from the trail.

The setting was nerve wracking and exciting all in the same breath. He loved it. He loved HER.

Hinata just looked up at him with a small smile before nuzzling his crotch through his black boxer briefs with her nose. She buried her face there and just took a big sniff of his special smell.

Naruto leaned his head back against the tree and looked down at his beauty, he loved how so infatuated she was with his dick. He watched as she took her face out for a moment to look at him again, this time she placed a slender delicate finger to her lips. Motioning for him to be quiet.

He gave her a curious hazy stare at first until he was finally able to come out his horny state and sense two presence coming along the trail. Oh God…and he KNEW who they were. It looked like they were headed the same direction as Naruto and Hinata.

To Sauna.

It was Shikamaru and Temari.

Just as he was going to focus on suppressing his chakra from them noticing him, his eyes immediately rolled in the back of his head at feeling Hinata swallow his dick.

'Oh my FUCKING GOSHHHHHH….'

His mouth hung open and his knees buckled a little and he gripped the thin tree they hid behind, head leaning back lost in her deep throating him. Hinata was an innocent professional at this. It wasn't like she walked around and swallowed dicks for a living. She was just so into him, into making him happy and bringing the utmost joy and pleasure in his life.

Plus, it was something about getting someone as strong and powerful like Naruto to become a quivering, groveling mess that just got her rocks off.

Her tongue played with his full length while she made sure he could feel the back of her throat. One of her hands gripped his buttocks for support and the other shuffled with playing with his balls. Her head started a slow motion of moving back and forward and she rubbed her legs together from all the excitement.

She was playing so freaking dirty.

Hinata had grown to learn that Naruto was a sensitive person. Emotionally and physically. He loved to touch her, and he absolutely loved to be touched just as much. When she dedicated all her attention to him like she was now, he was putty in her hands and she could get him to reach an orgasmic bliss in any type of mood he was in. Her favorite was when she got him to orgasm when he was aggravated about something.

"Shikamaru? Why are you stopping? I don't want to fall behind the timeframe I set for us to get back to Sauna."

Shikamaru had a contemplating look on his face. Something just wasn't right.

Naruto's hand went to his mouth and he bit down hard. He knew Shikamaru was going to catch on if anything. It would probably be wise to stop and continue this when they got to Sauna and in private, but that fetish he was having earlier was invading every corner of his mind right now and he was SO CLOSE right now.

Hinata casually increased her motions and still stared up at him. They finally made eye contact and Naruto bit down onto his hand harder just looking at her big, innocent eyes as she did the devil's work.

Hinata copied his motions and lightly nipped at his length. His head leaned on the tree again and his eyes rolled. 'Holy fuck this is AMAZING.'

It had to be the scene that was set up right now because Naruto could swear right now that he had never been this turned on in his life. He had no clue this was his type of thing. He was giving in to it though, because he loved it.

Hinata pulled his length out and looked at his swollen head and the precum that was oozing out. She looked back at Naruto and while playing with his balls she licked sensually all around the head of his dick and lapped up all the fluids. She continued to practically tongue kiss his length.

He watched as she did all of this and he was sure he was about to burst right on her at any moment and he had no clue how he was going to explain it to Shikamaru and Temari when they finally expose themselves.

Sensing he was reaching his limits with this dirty game she started she quickly inhaled him fully again and gripped his thighs as she let him travel along her throat.

It took everything in him, every fiber in his fucking body to not make a sound as he exploded down her throat. He convulsed and loved how she was holding him still. He could have sworn he heard her gulping it down. 'Oh man, oh man, oh man.'

"Oi Shikamaru!"

Said person turned around and looked down the trail that him and Temari just walked from, "Naruto? Hinata?"

Hinata gave a small smile at him and her signature reserved look and Naruto just looked so…sneaky. No one was behind him and Temari for miles last time he checked. Yet here were Naruto and Hinata. Something wasn't adding up.

Naruto had his usually relaxed walk but was way closer to Hinata. The two usually kept some distance for Hinata's personal space reasons. This time they were practically rubbing shoulders and on top of one another.

"I thought I sensed you two at least 30 minutes in front of us. Now you're behind us?" Shikamaru frowned at this, what the hell was Naruto trying to pull. He was way too old for his pranks.

Naruto gave Shikamaru an annoyed look but Hinata soon answered, "I'm sorry Shikamaru. I wanted to collect these flowers that were along this trail to press and add to my book."

Naruto looked down at Hinata and sure enough saw the flowers that she was talking about, man…she was good. Hinata than looked at Temari and had a faint blush dust her cheeks, "Umm for this mission I just want to get the Kazekage to umm…really just know who I am. I've been looking into it and heard that he enjoys…planting. I have bought many different food and flower seeds that grows in all climates and wanted to ask you also Temari-san if you think he would like these type."

She was damn good.

Temari looked at the different variety of seeds Hinata had gotten and a lot of them she thought was pretty hard to get and were expensive. She must have used some of her family pull for this. "Uh hey, Hinata right? Yeah there was no need for you to break your neck and go through the hoops to impress my brother. Really the rumors were true, you are beyond too kind. Gaara would instantly like seeing a pretty girl like you anyways."

Shikamaru and Naruto both had an owl look at what was happening, were these two…flirting?

Was Hinata into that sort of thing?

Was Temari into that sort of thing?

Hinata's face burned red and Temari smirked at her skills, "Oh please Temari-san. He sees you almost all the time. So he is used to seeing beautiful women."

Naruto nodded his head impressed. This was really happening.

Temari snaked an arm over Hinata's shoulder and motioned for the smaller girl to walk with her, "Enough talking about what Gaara likes princess…let's talk about what I like. I am his trusted sister after all. You have to get into my good grace too."

The two girls walked ahead the path talking and left Naruto and Shikamaru walking a few paces behind them. Shikamaru looked on at the two girls just overall lost, "Hey…does Hinata…you know? Like girls? I mean that would explain A LOT. She literally has given no other guy a millisecond of attention. I lost count how many times Kiba purposely walked around shirtless in front of her, just to not get even a glance from her. Maybe she'd be with a girl if you never got it through that thick skull of yours."

Naruto chose to ignore the Kiba part, for the safety of his dog loving friend. What Shikamaru said made sense, he NEVER heard Hinata talk about another boy. Even when they were younger and he would hear Ino and Sakura talk about different guys, but not Hinata.

"Can't be the case, she's too good at blow-"

Naruto instantly paled and closed his eyes as calmly as he could at his obvious fuck up. Shikamaru was a very close friend and he trusted his future advisor very much, while he royally fucked up it wasn't like Shikamaru was going to tell the world about it.

"I knew that flower picking story was a crock of shit. So Hinata lied." Shikamaru chuckled at this, "It's always the quiet ones. It's kind of hot though. Just because it's Hinata and she just radiates nothing but pure innocence. Who would have thought she was into the kinks."

Naruto grinned at this and chuckled himself before looking at Temari and Hinata again. Hinata pushed her body a little closer to Temari to test the waters and the sand kunoichi did not push the gesture away.

"Hinata's totally going to fuck your girl."

"Only if I get to watch."

"Same."

So I have introduced the first couple on their radar and how the story will pretty much flow. Might post another chapter Saturday morning, or Friday night. Who knows we'll see.