Hiya! I know I should be hiatus-ing, but I had a very stupid idea that turned into this glory. It went like this -

Me, thinking: Man, I hate milk

Me: C'mon, just finish it!

( for context, I hate milk. Don't come at me )

Me: It's basically liquid cheese!

Me: *Brainwave* ...

Me: What if I put salt in the milk,

Me: Would it taste like cheese?

Me: No nonnono don't do it don't do it!

Alas, I did not do it. Anyways, here you go: ( Also, sorry for the crappy writing )

MarvelVerse

Peter (Parker) *Sleep-Deprived* "So..."

Harley *Also Sleep-Deprived* "Huhmmmhhm?"

Peter (Parker) "If we put salt in milk and left it on the counter would it make cheese?"

Harley *Grabs Milk* "Let's find out."

Harley * Dumps all salt into all the milk in the fridge *

*Fast forward*

Peter (Parker) & Harley ( in unison ) "... And that is why we don't do stupid things at 4 am."

Tony "Good Job! Now, this abomination isn't going to finish itself!" * smirks evilly *

Peter *Jumps on the ceiling and runs* "Already gone! Run Harls!"

Harley "Oh, no..."

And cut! See ya!

-A

( More to come) ( I'll update when I feel like it)