…where everyone gets equal love (and screen time)

I had this really, really terrible idea that I might as well try something new for once and write some AoC and BotW related stuff, where I take some of the best, finest, most popular (or even rare) vines and tiktoks, turn each one of them into a short chapter and make a series of Zelda oneshots.

"Why?", you might ask.

I mean, why not?

1. Mipha, Sidon, Muzu and King Dorephan

It was a sunny day – well, actually it was evening, but who cares – and the Zora were celebrating the victory of Zelda and the Champions. Now that Calamity Ganon had been sealed away by the princess' powers, everything seemed to be peaceful again. No monsters (at least not as many as there had been before), no troubles (except for the usual stuff) and nearly nothing to worry about.

If you're not the big sister of a tiny hammer shark that goes by the name Sidon and loves to go on dangerous adventures AND hunt frickin' Lynels.

No one was sure, how he was still alive after running away so many times and causing more trouble than any Zora probably had before, while still being a child. Mipha was slowly starting to regret offering to watch over him. He can be a sweet, shy child, while he's around other people, but when it's only the two of them, he can show his true colors, his true personality. After she met his future self, she immediately noticed that he has finally lost his shyness but was still her dear younger brother at heart.

Right now, though, she wished that he would stop being this childish around her and give up his attempt at fleeing out of her sight.

"No! No, Mipha! Please, let go of me!", he cried pleadingly and tried to wiggle out of her grasp, as she led him through a crowd of Zora, who were waiting for their King's laudatory speech, but she was persistent.

"You know very well that I cannot do that. Father will be disappointed if you run away again. You do not wish for him to be upset, do you?"

He shook his head and whispered "No, of course not", in defeat. They continued down the throne room to the fountain, where he somehow managed to jump onto the cold stone and dip his hands into the fresh water pooling out of the faucet. They stood by the fountain for quite some time, when suddenly Sidon jumped up and dashed down the stairs to the storage room, where a shrine was located and some of their unused weapons had been stored until the outbreak of the Calamity. In this exact moment Muzu walked by and witnessed the whole spectacle as it played out right in front of him.

The small prince bounced around the chamber like a stranded fish and Mipha watched with dread as he disappeared behind the shrine and stopped running. Only clinks could be heard, metal on metal, which made her worry even more.

"Sidon? Sidon, are you alright?", she asked.

The silence lasted for several moments, until she got her answer. "Yeah, I found this really cool thing over here. You need to see it!"

Now even Muzu was alerted, so he sprinted to where the prince's voice was coming from and got into a offensive stance. He and Mipha must have had the same suspicions because she was still on edge about everything that had happened not even a week ago. The Calamity's minions could still be hiding in the shadows, lurking around Hyrule, waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike at anyone who dares to approach them.

Muzu then simply nodded to her and pulled a knife out of nowhere, then he rounded the corner and told Sidon: "Let me see what you have."

"A trident!", exclaimed her brother happily and held up the item so she could see it. But Mipha wasn't really happy about the fact that her younger brother was holding an unsafe weapon in his hands and she practically threw herself at him to snatch it from his grasp.

"NO-!", cried the princess and nearly got hold of the tip of the weapon, before Sidon jumped out of her reach and ran off. Muzu was dumbfounded for a second, until he snapped out of his daze.

"May Hylia help us all", he sighed and joined Mipha in her fight to steal the trident from the prince.

King Dorephan was quite surprised when he heard the story from his trusted councilman, who had come straight to him after they finally got the trident back. They, of course, secured it somewhere, in the deepest depths of Zora's Domain, where Sidon might never find it again.

Then the king laughed, and everyone got grounded for a week. Even poor Muzu.

I apologize for any grammatical errors and wrong terminology.

I do not apologize for the story.