"A certain Meltdowner meets a Unfortunate Boy"
It was a sunny day and a certain boy in certain hospital room where he was to familiar with was having a nervous breakdown. He recently found out that his attendance has been dropping, his teacher has been calling him non-stop due to him missing a few exams, his freeloader of a roommate has been biting his head non stop for that last 20 minutes, and he just receive his Hospital bill.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! Why! Why is it always me! What did I do to deserve this!"
A sudden knock on the door was heard as the boy was contemplating on his Misfortune.
*knock* *knock*
"I'm coming in"
A certain Frog-faced Doctor came in as he holds the boys papers regarding his health issue.
"Ahem. You're fine"
"What?"
"Your test results came back in and...well...your good to go."
"No broken bones or anything, specifically my right hand."
"Hmm, no. The only thing you should worry about is the amount of times you've been here. You've practically broken the worlds Guinness record of being in a hospital."
"Please don't Joke about something like that, its not funny in the slightest."
The Doctor looks at the boy with Deadpan eyes. Telling him that it wasn't a joke though. And in return the boy just said his known Catchphrase in the Series.
"Fukou Da."
As he Contemplated on his own World breaking situation, a knock was heard on the Door and a sudden burst came. A person whose attire was that of a Nun-in-training figure, came crashing to the room and rolled straight into the wall like a cartoon character. It was Index.
"Huh, Index, What are you doing here?"
"Touma!"
"What!?"
"You gotta hurry, there's a limited time offer for an All you can eat Yakiniku Buffet, down at the Restaurant near your school!"
"Eh?and why do I have to go?"
The boy asked the nun, in a manner that sounded like he was gonna get his wallet devoured by this nun's stomach. In all terms he couldn't deny her even if he could, because if he tried he would either get bitten in the head or feel regretful that this freeloader was gonna complain for an entire week. Both results were in the negative side.
The nun looks at him with Puppy eyes which resulted in him pushing her away, the nun pulled out a poster about the Discount Yakiniku, and as he read through the contents, he noticed that the Poster can only discount it if it was a couple inquiring the Product.
"Eh?...Couple?"
"Couple..?"
Index tilted her head in the most cutest manner, like a puppy whose innocence was untouched.
After a couple of seconds thinking what the Word meant, Index went in a full blush and pulled the Poster away from Touma, she carefully read the Poster and as she did, steam was coming out on top of her head.
"Don't tell me you didn't read it first did you?"
"Eh!"
She tried to play dumb and tried to look away from the boy whose cheeks were also red.
"Index?"
"Touma..."
"Yes?"
"Its not like I doing this for the food or anything"
"Eh?"
"Its not like I didn't completely read the poster or anything. Baka!"
Only one thing came to mind as Touma heard that line.
(Tsundere!?)
"Tsundere!?"
The Doctor stared at the boy and thought as any adult would have thought.
(Tsundere!?)
"Tsundere!?"
"Ah!"
"Ah!"
As both men realize their mistake, a sudden call was made in request for the Frog-faced doctors assistance.
"well, anyway. Looks like I've been called. You better take care now, and if possible try to make it at least a Week before coming in here again."
"Ah Wait! Don't leave me here alone with her!"
As the Doctor waves goodbye, the Boy heard crunching sounds, and as he turned around, he saw Index opening her mouth readying to jump towards him like a lion readying to attack its prey.
*Chomp*
"AAAAHHHHH FUKOU DA!!!"