Disclaimer: This is a work of fan fiction using characters from the Harry Potter world, which is trademarked by J. K. Rowling and all of her characters are created and owned by J.K. Rowling, and I do not claim any ownership over them or the world of Harry Potter. The story I tell here is my own invention, and it is not purported or believed to be part of J.K. Rowling's story canon. This story is for entertainment only and is not part of the official story line. I am grateful to Ms. Rowling for her wonderful stories about Hogwarts, for without her books, my story would not exist.

With that said, any Original Characters (OC) that I create do so in fact belong to me and I do not give permission for their use otherwise.

Authors Note: This is my first time writing any sort of Fanfiction, so I'm not sure if this is even going to be any good. I'm wingin' it and we'll see how it goes. I'm hoping this won't be a dead end, I got some inspiration after reading some REALLY BAD Fanfic of a Crossover HP Fanfic, and man, that was so bad, but, the way they modified each world was effin' amazing, so, half a star for that.

I've never written much of anything before, some failed writings for sure, but we'll see how it goes. Thanks for giving it a go, and I'll appreciate any feedback at all, even if you just wanna cuss me out.

Chapter One

January 2021 – Somewhere in Ireland

Packing up the last of the Christmas decorations into the shed, Xavier stretched and yawned as he looked around the dimly lit space, it was full of so much junk, he just couldn't throw anything away.

"Man, I really need to clean this stuff out of here, what all is even in here anyway…" as he started moving some boxes around he opened up an old suitcase that looked like it might have had some mould growing on the case, with a gagging sound he hefted it out onto the grass and opened it up.

Inside were a lot of PlayStation One games, and a console, along with a tangled mess of cables, with a sigh he grabbed everything, as best as possible and carried them into the house "Man, I sure hope this still works. I haven't played it in years."

He got to work de-tangling all of the wires and cables. After twenty minutes he had it hooked up to the TV, choosing a game from the pile 'Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone' "Heh, can't believe they changed the name to the sorcerer's stone outside of Ireland and the UK, so stupid. What a load of crap that was." He popped the disk in and closed the lid. "It's been way too long since I played this game."

Taking hold of the controller he watched the screen as it lit up, he was feeling very excited, so excited he swore he felt his fingers tingling. Cocking an eyebrow he looked down at the PlayStation as it began to smoulder "Oh shi.."

He didn't even get to finish his sentence as the console exploded into a mass of electricity and fire, he was electrocuted and his room began to be engulfed by flames and smoke, he never even got a chance for his life to flash before his eyes before everything turned dark.

Looking around all he could see was darkness, from one end of the room to the other. Xavier felt as though he was in a grand theatre, he could see so far in front and behind him. "Man…where am I? Why is it so dark in here?"

As though on cue "Welcome to Purgatory. I am Jenny, I am so excited to welcome you here."

"Purgatory? What do you mean you're excited to welcome me to Purgatory? Am I dead? Wha…" before he could finish his own sentence he remembered what he was doing before he woke up. "I blew up, the effin' PlayStation blew up. Jesus Christ and Holy St. Joseph, I am such an idiot!

Wait, you said Purgatory right, does that mean there is in fact a Heaven and a Hell?"

"Well, not quite as simple as that…you see, you were born and raised as a Roman Catholic, so, I know, that you know your stuff, but you're not a practicing believer now are you, wait, wait, let me finish. You've had a lot of thoughts on the matter and you've come pretty close in your varied beliefs, there is a higher Power, like you thought, however…it's not quite what you're expecting.

There's no One being, it's taken in turns. So, there's this family, let's call them the Smiths."

"Right…the Smiths."

"Okay, good, you're following. I'll continue, in this family, The Smiths, there's a lot of Brothers and Sisters, in the beginning one of them created the Universe, another created the Worlds, another gave birth to Celestials, and the Celestials created what are known as Gods and Goddesses, and these Gods and Goddesses went out into the many different worlds and created their own planet, each one was given control over it, to create it how they saw fit, but let's take what you call Earth for example.

After a lot of creativity and study, mankind was brought into existence, now there's a lot of talk on this topic, so I'm going to just skip to the important bits that you're curious about. The beings given their own planets were tasked with raising an intelligent life form to the same standards of their own.

This, ultimately was a failure, nobody could do it. They tried sure, they tried so hard, but in the end each planet was burned up, resources destroyed, some Gods and Goddesses even self-combusted out of shame and indignation. Eeek, what a way to go, am I right?

Well, anyway, what happened next was that…are you even listening to me?"

"Eh, I was but then I started to get bored…like I honestly don't really care..I was just wondering if this was it for me, am I just left in the nothingness?"

With a tut her face turned sour and she made some grumbling words.

"Right-o, if you'd have let me finish you'd know, but okay Mr Impatient. After the screw up on Earth under the previous Gods watch, he was released from his duties and one of the others took over a couple of hours ago, he's…changing things up this time around, and lo and behold you're his first."

"His first, first what? Sorry, but I'm dealing with the fact I'm now dead, and his first, his first what exactly? Like, I'm not exactly straight but I'm not that into guys, but well a God, I guess maybe I could think of it?"

Suddenly a door opened that didn't exist ten feet from where they stood, the door began to materialize and open at the same time, and out stepped what could have been a male model, everything was just so on point, from his hair, to his clothes, everything just made you stop and think, 'That's who I want to be.'

With a cough and a perfect smile, he began to speak, his words were like music to the ears, as though you had just heard the most wonderful sound you couldn't help but smile.

"Xavier, you've misunderstood. You're my first death, though, I wouldn't take credit for your death, I'd possibly blame that on bad management, the last guy, damn did he not fuck up majorly, it's his fault you were working from home with so much time on your hands, he really fell asleep behind the wheel and I've to clean up his messes, but.. when one door closes another opens and here I am, ready to create my own legacy! Just imagine it, I have just finished watching your entire life, and boy, can you read or what, you've read so many different books and stories, reaching close to six figures. I am so impressed, but even then the amount of TV you've binged is astronomical!"

Xavier wasn't too sure how to take his speech, it seemed like he was absolutely nuts, he'd watched his entire life 'All of those years, already? Was my life that short?' was all he could think.

"Xavier, my boy, you are going to be my Beta Test! Wait until you see what I've got planned for your afterlife! Or rather your second life! Man, you are going to love this." With a huge smile and a snap of his fingers, everything went dark for Xavier once more.