A/N: Hello!

Well… this fic is dedicated to the CLOWNS *giggles* of the Beyblade fandom who are none other than 'Droplets of blue rain' and 'Golden glow of amber'! "(Err, there is a reason why I am calling them clowns xD). I mean, they wanted a KaiJul + RaySal fic from me so I couldn't help refusing it lol. To also mention that Misty gave this idea, so a round of applause for her please!

I am rating this fic as T+ for safety reasons, one reason being the language and the other…. Hehehe I won't say it, you will know it, its sorta cringe xD

Kindly note that this is an A.U.

Drunken retards~

The forthcoming night air chilled every person in the streets. The winter was about to begin, thus it has been foreshadowed well. The leaves were no green, but shades of yellow, orange and red. Yes, it was autumn. The streets were cold and desolated, but that didn't stop a slate-haired Russian-Japanese. He was wearing a pair of blue jeans, black in-shirt and a purple coat with a white scarf which was neatly twirled around his neck. A black Rolex watch was tied around his left wrist. Black coolers covered his eyes so that he wouldn't reveal his amethysts to the strangers.

Soon, he entered a bar. The people were crazy and some of them were acting like madcaps, who had the guts to climb on the bar slabs. Kai felt a little uncomfortable with weird people when he was the most courteous.

"Aah shit here we go. I thought that I could be peaceful with some drink for a while, but it seems like I can't. Oh man, what a drag."

Suddenly, Kai turned back and saw some dual-haired woman dancing on the slab and rotating herself around the poles. He felt disgusted after seeing her. 'Yikes, who is this woman? Is she a retard?'

Her steps for the song were seductive, frenzy but awkward in the meantime. She was wearing a strapped red bodycon outfit. Her brown hair was left free and red lipstick coated her lips. Orange fringes were fluttering in the air. She wasn't wearing too much of ornaments but, a rose-gold bracelet on her wrist and big black diamonds were studded on her ear lobes. She was very beautiful and sexy, but that over-shadowed by her awkward behavior which didn't appeal him. As she was dancing, she suddenly tripped. Kai immediately noticed it and ran towards the slab.

Julia completely tripped off and thankfully, she just fell on his arms.

"Why the hell did I fall on your arms? Was I not supposed to fall on the floor?"

"Retard, you would fall on the floor. That's why I caught you; otherwise you would have gone to heaven."

"Shit, alright. But it's sinful of me to have fallen on a good man like you."

"Retard, it should be the other way around. Its sinful of a good man like me to have caught a madcap drunkard like you."

"Drunkards are madcaps, so both are the same. What's wrong with your little brain? And what's your name?"

"The top of my brain got shrunk after seeing a retard like you. In this case, it would be logical if I ask what's wrong with your brain. My name is Kai."

"Shut up you nigga."

"Language, retard. What's your name?"

"I am Julia."

"How odd, I see a nasty woman with such a beautiful name?"

"I see a grumpy fellow with such a handsome name."

"Hmm?" Kai cocked an eyebrow.

"Well, let's just forget it and have some drink."

"Should I drink with you?"

"Yes."

"Never in a million years."

The dual-haired woman gave him a puppy eyes-look. Kai couldn't stop from obeying her, so he reluctantly agreed. They both went towards another slab and sat on a chair with a waiter pouring alcohol on small cups. Kai was taking one at a time, but Julia couldn't help stopping herself from taking so many sips in a row.

"Why does this woman drinks to the hell?"

"Hey, you slow drinker. Drink fast, or else I will drink them all."

"Wait, don't be too fast. Learn to be patient."

"You better learn to be impatient," Julia replied out of tipsiness.

Fearing whether Julia would take all the cups, Kai drank the remaining ones faster and went to his state of tipsiness immediately. He removed his scarf and purple coat and hung them on the chair.

"Come on babe, let's dance." Kai lent his hand to the dual-haired woman. After smirking a bit, she immediately jumped on him.

"Ouch! You are too heavy!"

"Stupid, come and dance. I will be heavy; it's my body nature, so what's wrong in that?"

"Okay, I am not telling anything. Just come."

Unexpectedly, a black-haired man just fell on Kai's back.

"Who is the second retard here?" The black-haired person got up and stood clumsily, as if he was some sort of an actor who acted as a ghost in some spooky film. His black hair was tied into a ponytail. He was wearing a pair of gray pants with a white t-shirt and black denim coat. Eyes were golden.

"Hey, are you some tiger who turned into a human?" the slate-haired fellow asked.

"I am a tiger, but a human in the form of tiger…. No, a tiger in the form of a human… Hell no, I am a human in the tiger form. Ah, shit I am wrong. I am a tiger-"

"You are a bigger retard. What's wrong with you?"

"What's wrong with you man? Because of you, I don't even know whether I am a tiger or a human. You are the one who created this ruckus."

The dual-haired Spanish interfered, "Hey, you bloody slimy pseudopodia! How dare you take a swing at my boyfriend?"

"When did I become your boyfriend retard?" Kai asked Julia.

"Now that you have called me pseudopodia, I don't even know how I became one. Is it from a human, to tiger and pseudopodia, or tiger, to human and finally to pseudopodia."

"No wonder that you are a perfect retard. I should ensure that I should take you to a mental hospital."

"What is mental hospital? How does it taste?"

"It's not a food, you nigga! It's a place!"

"Stop being a racist! I can be a Chinese, but that doesn't make me inferior. You rich people belong to the streets!" the raven-haired replied in his tipsy state.

"You are being a racist now!" Both Kai and Julia replied together.

"Oh, sorry I tend to be a glaring hypocrite."

"Well, what's your name, baka?" Julia asked.

"My name is Light Kon…. Oops no, Sun Kon. Aah no, Ray Kon!"

"Bruh, you have three names!" Kai exclaimed.

"My name is Ray Kon! Sorry, my name has names with similar meanings, so I tend to blabber the other names which I've kept for myself. Its nice, right?" Ray asked out of his tipsiness.

"Yes, they are cool!" Kai clapped and replied out of sarcasm.

"Are you serious Kai?" Julia asked.

"No. I was sarcastic."

Ray replied out of infuriation, with that tipsiness still affecting his voice, "How dare you?! Go to the streets, baka!"

"Oh Sun Kon, you just shut that heck up!"

"Well…." Ray awkwardly laid his head on Kai's shoulders. "What's your name buddy?"

"I am Kai. She is Julia."

"Koi and Jollia," Ray misspelt them.

"Kai and Julia." Julia repeated.

"Aah, whatever your names could be. But I can remember you all with faces, not names. I have that capability."

"Then you should have been a tiger first because animals can only remember its known people with faces, not names."

"What the fuck are you telling? I shouldn't have been an animal. I am behaving like a human being. I am being a human!"

Ray tripped and moved awkwardly from Kai. Before he could stumble upon the floor, he accidentally fell on a woman, with him being on top her. Julia held her palm on her face and Kai simply turned his face from the sight.

"Who are you, bitch?" Ray asked and shockingly he found his hands on the woman's chest.

"Pervert! You freaking pervert!" The woman gave a tight slap on his face.

"Wow! Who is this beautiful angel! I regret calling you a bitch! But, why did you paint your hair red?"

"That's my natural hair color you nigga!"

"RACIST!" Ray shouted out loud from his lungs. He immediately got up. The red-head was heavily drunk as well. She was dressed in a black laced-full-sleeved frock ending a few inches above her knees. She was also wearing a black platform heals. Julia felt jealous as she was wearing a smaller black heals.

"You are wearing higher heals!"

"So, what? What will happen to you if I wear platform heals?"

Julia couldn't respond. Since she is tall, she doesn't wear heals frequently.

"Well, what's your name woman?" Ray asked to the red-head.

"Name? Do I even have one?"

"WHAT?" the three of them exclaimed together.

"Hey, you look like a white tiger from some Indian state… Hmm, I just went to a trip to India and I saw a tiger which was acting like a retard like you. Are you that same tiger?"

"I am not an Indian! I am a Chinese!"

"Chinese? Eeh, sorry," she replied as she scratched her hair.

"You surely a retard," Julia assured.

"No, she is worse than a retard," Kai remarked.

"Aah! It was a Bengal tiger! I am pretty sure that you look like that!"

Ray couldn't help himself from face-palming.

"Well, you are really very cute," the red-head remarked. She went too close to Ray and held her hands on his shoulders.

"Well, what's your name?"

"I am Ray Kon. You didn't tell yours. Did you really forget?"

"Well, I was just kidding. My name is Salima."

"What, Salvia?"

"SALIMA, baka."

"Alright, fine. Tell, what you want," he responded as he wrapped his arms around her waist.

"Let's go and drink."

Ray took Salima to a slab and they both sat in front of a slab.

"Well, tell me what your story is," Salima asked.

"Story? Man, that's a big one. It will take a long time to narrate. But, there is this girl whom I loved from my heart. She happens to be my childhood friend. I wanted to marry her but unfortunately, her older brother hates me! He doesn't want me to get married to her because I drink too much!" He funnily cried.

"Oh my god! I have the same story! I loved this man down from my heart. He never noticed my feelings. One day, I thought of confessing my love for him. I was very courageous and confident! But… But…." She sobbed.

"But?" Ray asked her.

"He was with some other woman! Looks like, he is going to have an arranged marriage with that girl!"

"Why are we so unlucky in our love lives, right Salima?"

"I know right? Ray…. Then marry me, please?!"

"What?!" Ray was shocked but meanwhile excited.

"It will make sense for us to marry right now. Why can't we? To get over our miserable love lives, this is the only solution."

"Alright, so when shall we get married?"

"Anytime! I will be more than happy if we get married in this bar too!"

"Aah no! That's unholy! Even marrying in a jungle would be better idiot."

"No. what about getting married in ocean, or in a restaurant? Getting married in church is meh for me."

"No Salima, jungle would be the best location, because animals will enjoy our wedding."

"Okay, let's talk about that later. For a while, let's dance," Salima remarked. She slowly went close to Ray and kissed his cheek. He flushed for a while.

For the remaining time, all the four drunken retards were dancing. They were done dancing after two hours, with all exhausted, tired and the tipsiness in them.

"Well, I guess it's too late. Let's go home," Kai said with Julia sleeping on his shoulders. He immediately lifted her up and hung her on his shoulders. Ray lifted Salima's knee up and left the bar with Kai.

"Well, you all can stay at my home tonight. It's just close, hic."

With all hiccups, Ray and Kai took their presumed girlfriends to the house. Kai opened the door and took Julia to the hall. He dropped her on the sofa. Ray placed Salima on some random chair until Kai bought a plastic cot in his home.

"Let her sleep here Ray."

Ray too her and gently dropped her on the cot.

"Well, how was your day? All good huh?" Kai asked as he sat on the floor, resting his back against the sofa. Ray went and sat on the same chair were he rested Salima before placing her on the cot.

"Man, I can never forget this day," Kai remarked out of joy and happiness.

Next morning comes the irony of what he said.

Kai woke up as his eyes gleamed at the site of sun rays reflecting in the hall. He stretched his arms to give his muscles some flexibility. Suddenly, the delighted amethysts turned bewildered after seeing the three of them in his room.

"Aaah, who are these guys?!" He was no more in his state of tipsiness. He slapped the shoulders of Ray until he woke up.

"Hey, who are you? Where the hell am I in this earth?" Ray asked.

"You are in my house, you idiot! I should ask you how you came here."

"I should ask you how I came to your house. Why am I here after all?"

"How did you come here? I should ask that."

Suddenly, their arguments got the women to wake up. They were also completely out from their states of tipsiness. Salima and Julia were no less shocked either.

"What on this earth am I doing here?" Salima asked as she was absolutely clueless. Julia was literally speechless.

"What are you guys doing at my home?!"

"How did we end up here?" Julia and Salima asked together.

"First of all, who are you?" Julia asked.

"Instead of that, let's ask how we all ended up here," Ray remarked.

That argument had no ends.

A/N: *Slaps head*

Yikes, I never imagined writing a fic with foul language and… what else? However, I hope I have satisfied the CLOWNS here :P

If you all can't understand the story, let me explain. Kai bumped into Ray and Julia in a party. As an extension, Ray bumped into Salima. They all were in the state of tipsiness till they all slept in Kai's house. The next morning, they literally couldn't remember what happened the last night as they all gained consciousness. Well, it makes sense, doesn't it?

Well… after a long time I have written a RaySal so hope I did a successful fan service by giving some hot scenes xD

And also for my another OTP KaiJul, eeh! Not gonna lie, I missed writing fics for them as well.

Thanks for reading!

~Nain.