I jump onto the moving frieght train and glue myself to the surface. No one wilk find me here.
Sasuke pops into existence.
Oh no! Hell spot me! Time for plan D!
Orochimaru turned into a human sized mushroom, no weaving ir incantations. This is just a power hes had this whole time that he hasnt felt the need to divulge or use.
Now he will never see me!
Sasuke looks around his surroundings. His feet are magnetized to the roof og the train with his chakra. The force of the wind blows his clothes and hair rapidly. With every other gust of win orochimaru could catch a glipse of sasukes rinnegan. In this timeline orochimaru had never seen it for himself.
The rinnegan... Fabled legends mythed...
Orochimaru. If youre here. Say potato.
Fool... Does he really think id fall for something so stupid? Surely this isnt sasuke in his prime.
Sasuke continued to look around. After turning around a few times he sighed to himself and rubbed his fist. (This is funny because he only has one hand)
Drats... I really thought i had him with that one. It always works on naruto when i need him to do my homework.
Sttange? Sasuke seems so off today? I dont think ive ever seen him like this... I wonder... If hes okay?
Sasuke then closed his eyes. He took a few deep breathes and whispered something. A multidimensional portal appeared suddenly, making a deafening crackling sound. Sasuke took one last look to his left and then stepped inside the portal. As soon as he dissapeared so to did the portal to space time.
My god... Is that the power of the rinnegan? Its magnificent... I must have it!
Orochimaru imagined himself as the grinch twiddling his ugly fingers. He did this because he was currently a mushroom.
Now all i have to do is wait until i reach konoha and then plan my strike!
Orochimushroom knew his muschroomness would stay in effct for at least another two hours. Plenty of time to forulate his/her/their thoughts. It began to rain. And then the rain stopped.
Ah refreshing. I like rain because i am a mushroom.
Orochimaru became lost in yhought. He thought to his youth. What it was like being a kid. Orochimaru wondered what his childhood was. Because orochimaru never got an origin story outside of some stupid snake skin shed in front of the not yet yhird hokage. (Sarutobi was totally into pegging im sure of it)
My prime b450m-a motherboard is ready to be assimilated into my car. Together they will create the greatest vehicle known to man.
Ghe end joke was going to be orochimaru non sequitur saying "i should start an orphanage" wait thats kabuto fuck i dont know this boruto garbage. I swear sarada is the most compelling character they have and it should solely be focused on her. I mean i have my own ideas where a naruto post-war spin off should go, ideas that i think are actually quite good and should others hear my pitch for them i truly believe most naruto fans would be down for it because honestly the naruto story dorsnt reappy need to be continued after the epilogue so just trying to continue that story with these characters children doesnt feel natutal yo me obviously boruto started out with a different writer is kishimoto writing boruto now or something? Im so sad about his other manga im fucking sad guys granted i read like two chapters of it four months ago so imagine thats why it got canceled but did he get to finish it or was it left as is because if he didnt get to finsih it i will cry for a very long time because im just emotional like that anyway what im trying to say is that a sequel series to naruto shouldnt be about these peoples children it should expand on yhe established lore in certain ways i dont jnow how to explain it without spouling my ideas amdlpamfnnsjqlzpkff anywY sarada needs to be the foxus of the show, sure itd be another "im going to be hokage!" but itd br great if that wasnt touched upon to often, like she doesnt need to peove it go anyone and instead the story focuses on her own journeys and missions, limited talk no justu and more about her ability to analyze situations and make real logical choices. Instead of relying on combat but actually being a fucking ninja, seeing wear her predecessors failed and acknowledging yhat narutos 'less violence is ideal' mentalities are superior to what history had known and doing everything in her power to conclude issues without major conflict as though she was never part of the commotion at all gsmes are stipid nexusmods is stupid everything is stupid hit me up on okcupid i have cellulitus
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