TV's Frank has been killed (again). Because the doors to Deep 13 were locked from the outside, it had to be an inside job. There were six other people there that night, each of them a suspect, each of them with an alibi. Let's listen to their testimonials now.
Dr. Clayton Forrester: Believe me, I've killed Frank before, and if given the opportunity, I would've done it again. But I swear on this, the Mad Scientists' Bible, that I didn't do it this time!"
He's swearing on a frozen steak.
Pearl Forrester: "I would never kill my beloved TV's Frank. If I did, then that bullet would've been meant for Clayton—I could take him or leave him."
And they said a boy's best friend was his mother…
The Observer aka "Brain guy": "We observers are pacifists; we don't kill except out of personal spite. We would do no bodily harm to Frank. He wouldn't do bodily harm to me; I don't even have a body!"
That bit about 'spite' sounded vaguely suspicious. Didn't Pearl treat Frank better than this guy and the next one?
Professor Bobo: "Me? Kill? I would never kill. Only an idiot would kill! How dare they call me an idiot! I am not an idiot; I am a professor! Professor Bobo!"
What an idiot.
Little Kinga Forrester: "MURDER!"
Well look at that, her first word!
Crow T. Robot: "I DID IT!"
CROW!
Oh great goin', Crow. Another murder mystery dinner ruined.
We'll be right back...