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SPN100 Challenge: monkey
DEW Challenge: Bobby Singer & exotic
Bobby's had enough of all this nonsense. 100-word drabble.
Written for the 'Drabbles Every Weekend' challenge at SPN BigPretzel on LiveJournal.
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Monkey Business
Bobby had seen some things in his time, but the Winchesters whooping and hollering while jumping over his furniture was the last straw.
"Calm down, or there'll be no bananas," he roared.
"What kind of witch turns people into monkeys, anyway?" he grumbled, handing out the fruit to the newly-simian Winchesters.
"Back in the day, it would have been a toad, and none of this exotic nonsense."
Hunger sated, Dean started grooming Sam. Whatever he found from rummaging in the fur was quickly popped into his mouth.
"I mean, look at you," Bobby snorted, "there's hardly any difference to normal."
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