Disclaimer: I don't own Pretty Little Liars and Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds.
Author's note: This is dedicated to Roxanne Wilson II.
Mona's first Riding Duel
Mona and Hanna have both finally graduated from Duel Academy.
Only a short while ago a new form of dueling was created known as Riding Duel.
This involve all duelist who take part in the duel riding a special motorcycle.
Both Mona and Hanna has been given such motorcycles.
Hanna's is of course pink and Mona's is violet.
Giving each other the opportunity to see 'bright new horizons', Hanna and Mona have decided to split up for now and meet again in a couple years or so.
Feeling happy, Mona ride her motorcycle into a small village out on the calm countryside.
She wear a white tank top, a black crop top style leather jacket, baggy old blue denim jeans and brown boots.
"I challenge ya!" says a voice.
Another woman on a red dueling motorcycle show up.
Despite not being very confident as a duelist, Mona accept and nod as a sign that she does.
"Kiss your honor farewell 'cause I'm gonna make ya lose and send your little crying self straight back home to mama." says the other woman, who seem to be around the same age as Mona is.
"That's impossible. My mom's dead and I won't give up easy." says Mona as she draw her opening-hand of 5 cards.
"We'll see who the fuck's going out of this as the winner." says the other woman.
"Okay...first I play a card face down and then I summon Road Rodent Gamma in defense mode." says Mona.
"Not too crappy. I summon Giga Bitch in attack mode." says the other woman, all sassy.
"How? That's a level 5 monster." says Mona.
"Indeed, correct. Though if she's the only monster in my hand, which she was, I can summon her without tributes." says the other woman.
"Damn..." says Mona.
Giga Bitch has 2200 in attack and Mona's monster only has 1824 in defense.
"Alright...Giga Bitch, destroy her monster. Bitch Slam Attack!" says the other woman.
Gigi Bitch kills Mona's Road Rodent Gamma.
"No..." says Mona.
"You're a weak duelist." says the other woman.
"I'm not. I studied at Duel Academy." says Mona.
"Really? Show me some of that world-class duelin' they teach ya there then, girl." says the other woman.
"I'll try. Here we go...first I play Medium Car-Bot in defense mode. Then I play the spell card Second Orgasm in order to bring out Fox Warrior from my deck." says Mona.
"Kinda sexy, but ya made one critical shit-up. My awesome Giga Bitch is stronger than your Fox Warrior. Giga Bitch, Bitch Slam Attack!" says the other woman.
"Sorry, you forgot my face down card, the trap card Flergante White." says Mona.
Mona's trap card stop the attack from the other woman's monster.
"Flergante White stop the attacks of all dark monsters for one turn. Now I play another face down card and then I play my Polymerization to fuse Fox Warrior with Mommy Fox in my hand to create Foxy Queen of War, a monster with 2400 in attack." says Mona.
"No, no..." says the other woman.
"Foxy Queen of War, destroy Giga Bitch!" says Mona.
Foxy Queen of War swing her big sword and destroy Giga Bitch.
"Fine! My turn now. I play my Dark Whore Beta in attack mode and then I play a card face down too." says the other woman.
"I won't fall into the trap effect of that monster. I know what she does." says Mona.
"Oh, sure didn't expect ya to know the effect of my monster." says the other woman.
"Well, clearly you very much did not, but I truly know her ability so that's why I will not attack her. Instead I activate my face down. It is a spellc ard known as Toxic Designator. This card poisons any monster that's face up on my opponent's side and since you only have one your dark whore over there is now poisoned, which brings her power down by 300 points." says Mona.
"My turn now! First I set a monster face down and then I play the spell card Osiris Healing to remove all the posion from my sexy whore." says the other woman.
"She's still not as strong as my queen. Now it's my turn. Queen, kill th whore. Foxy Royal Sword-Slash!" says Mona.
Foxy Queen of War destroys the Dark Whore Beta.
"No! Damn it. I tribute my set monster to bring in another one in face down defense as well." says the other woman.
"Alright. I tribute my Medium Car-Bot and summon his big brother known as Large Car-Bot and even though he's in defense mode he can still attack and it will be a direct one. Sure it's only half the power it would usually be, but it's a special ability." says Mona.
"Fuck! Dark Whore Beta, spin and kill Large Car-Bot." says the other woman.
"No! Large Car-Bot has a second hidden ability. He cannot be killed in battle and whenever he is selcted as a target I get an extra draw." says Mona.
"Fuckin' crap!" says the other woman in anger.
"I play the spell card Tiger Blade and equip Foxy Queen of War with it." says Mona.
"Now it's my turn. I draw. Sexy. This is my favorite monster. The very sexy Dark Orgasmic Lady. I tribute my whore and my set monster to summon her in attack mode." says the other woman.
"What...3457 in attack?" says Mona.
"Exactly. More than enough to cut your queen in half." says the other woman.
The other woman's Dark Orgasmic Lady kill Mona's Foxy Queen of War.
"No, no, no!" says a very sad Mona as she lose the duel.
"I won. Sexy." says the other woman and drive away.
Mona cry a bit and then she drive to look for an opponent she can actually win against.
2 hours later, Mona finds a woman on a brown dueling motorcycle.
"Okay, here we go." says Mona as she push the challenge-button.
The other woman accept the challenge from Mona.
Both of them draw their 5 cards.
"I begin with a set defense monster and 2 face down cards." says Mona.
"Let's see if you can deal with what I have. Here goes...Mech Bitch in attack mode." says the other woman.
Mech Bitch tries to attack Mona's defense monster.
"No. I activate one of my face downs. The trap card Acid Xakuudoh. It use a very strong acid to melt your monsters metal-armor, taking it's attack down from 1900 to 1400. Since my monster has more in defense than 1400 you cannot kill it right now, bitch." says Mona.
"Fuck!" says the other woman.
"I tribue my monster to summon Noble Captain in attack mode. C'mon, captain, swing your silver-blade and slay that Mech Bitch." says Mona.
Noble Captain destroys Mech Bitch.
"Yes!" says Mona.
"Damn it. I summon Mech Fuck Guard in defense mode." says the other woman.
"I will not attack that thing. Her special ability would destroy my monster if I did. So instead I play the spell card Red Acid-Spray. This card kills one machine or metal monster and I pick your Mech Fuck Guard." says Mona.
"No!" says the other woman.
"Yes! And now that you've no defense monster I can go for an attack. Noble Captain, direct attack." says Mona.
Noble Captain does a direct attack on the other woman.
"I summon another Mech Fuck Guard in defense mode." says the other woman.
"Okay. I summon Raptor Girl Izuki. She has a special ability. She can kill any metal or machine monster. Raptor Girl Izuki, kill Mech Fuck Guard." says Mona.
Raptor Girl Izuki destroys Mech Fuck Guard.
"Noble Captain, direct attack." says Mona.
Noble Captain does a direct attack on the other woman.
"My turn! First I play my spell card Meehanga Danga, bringing the monster Perverted Mech King to my hand and then I summon the awesome Mech Pussy-Protector in defense mode." says the other woman.
"I draw. Nice. I get Polymerization, which I use to fuse Noble Captain with Silver Admiral Omega in my hand, creating Noble Admiral Alpha." says Mona.
Noble Admiral Alpha kill Mech Pussy-Protector.
"Alright. My draw. Yes, the spell card Mech Viagra. I play it." says the other woman.
"What the damn does it do?" says Mona.
"It allows me to summon a high-level machine or metal monster from my hand without tributes. The one I summon is...Perverted Mech King!" says the other woman.
"Oh..." says Mona.
"Perverted Mech King...Fuck-Fire!" says the other woman.
"Sorry, but that doesn't work. Noble Admiral Alpha cannot be hurt by a fire-based attack." says Mona.
"Crappy!" says the other woman in anger.
"Noble Admiral Alpha, destroy her Perverted Mech King!" says Mona.
Perverted Mech King is cut in half by Noble Admiral Alpha's sword.
"No! You destroyed my best monster." says the other woman.
"Raptor Girl Izuki, direct attack." says Mona.
Mona's Raptor Girl Izuki attack the other woman directly.
This makes Mona the winner of the duel.
"Sweet." says Mona, happy about her first riding duel victory.
"Congrats, smexy Mona-mon. You dueled so sexy." is what Hanna would have said if she'd been there.
Mona giggle, thinking about her best friend Hanna.
"Okay." says Mona as she drive away.
4 hours later, Mona finds a small western-style town.
It is Crack Town, a small western-style town where rude angry duelists live.
Mona doesn't know this.
"Stop, babe!" says a woman, who look like a combo of a Goth-style whore and a cowgirl, standing by a house, smoking.
"What...?" says Mona.
"This is Crack Town and we don't just allow outsiders to pass through here without a duel." says the woman.
"Fine. I'll duel you." says Mona.
"Get off that motorcycle then 'cause I don't have one. This'll have to be a regular ol' standing duel." says the woman in her rude slutty voice.
"As you wish, bitch." says Mona as she disconnect her duel disk from the motorcycle and attach the duel disk to her arm.
Mona jump off her motorcycle.
"Here we go, baby!" says the woman as she strap a gun to her arm.
She then pull the trigger on the gun.
Mona feel fear, thinking she'll get shot to death, but the gun re-fold itself, becoming a special Crack Town duel disk.
The woman pull out her deck from inside her trenchcoat, shuffle her deck, insert it into her duel disk and then says "Let's duel."
"It's so fucking on." says Mona, using one of Hanna's phrases.
"Yup." says the woman.
"My name's Mona, what's yours?" says Mona as she draw her 5 cards.
"They call me Cindy." says the woman.
"I summon Little Perv in defense mode." says Mona.
Little Perv is a card that Hanna gave to Mona as a gift a year ago.
"I summon Drug Babe in attack mode." says Cindy.
"Okay. My next monster is Pyrus Angelus Lady in attack mode. Destroy her monster. Holy Fire Attack." says Mona.
Pyrus Angelus Lady kill Drug Babe.
"Not too crappy. I play my Drug Whore in attack mode." says Cindy.
"Pyrus Angelus Lady, Holy Fire Attack." says Mona.
"No!" says Cindy as her Drug Whore is burned to death.
"I play a card face down and end my turn." says Mona.
"Here we go...first...Drug Fucker in defense mode and then I equip him with Green Viagra." says Cindy.
"That monster cannot win. I play my spell card...Anti Viagra Beta. It removes your spell." says Mona.
Pyrus Angelus Lady kill Drug Fucker.
"Fuck! The cool Multi-Axe Whore in attack mode. And I equip her with her favorite...Lava-Blast Axe! Attack!" says Cindy.
"No way! My face down...Clumsy Combat. This card makes your monster kill itself." says Mona.
Mona clearly has become a much better duelist than she was 2 or 3 years ago.
"I play the spell card Fire Fusion to fuse Pyrus Angelus Lady with the Lava Slut monster in my hand to create Dark Fire Queen." says Mona.
Dark Fire Queen has 3206 in attack.
"Dark Fire Queen, Black Flame!" says Mona.
Dark Fire Queen attack Cindy directly.
Mona win the duel.
"I won." says Mona.
"Ya sure did, babe. I let ya pass through Crack Town. I'll tell the others to leave your shit alone." says Cindy.
"Thanks." says Mona.
Mona put her duel disk back on the motorcycle, get on the motorcycle and drive through Crack Town.
She continue towards the next town.
By the time Mona finally finds another town, the sun is going down.
Mona get a room at the small hotel in the town.
The next day she leave the town.
She has a new card in her deck.
At a tiny card shop in the town she traded away a card she never sue for one she wants.
This new card is now in her deck.
Mona is happy to have a new cool card.
"Hanna..." mumbles Mona with a cute smile, thinking about Hanna.
3 hours later, Mona reach another town.
"Duel me!" says a woman on a black dueling motorcycle.
"Okay." says Mona, who has gained more confidence in her own abilities as a duelist.
Both of them draw their 5 cards.
"I'm Mona." says Mona.
"Kate is my name." says the other woman.
"Let's begin. I summon Juderi Dragon in attack mode." says Mona.
Juderi Dragon is another card from Hanna.
Almost a year ago, Hanna pulled this card from a random pack, but since she doesn't play a dragon deck she gave the card t Mona.
It isn't a very strong card in pure attack, but it has a special effect that if used properly can be very good.
"I summon Honduron Magician in attack mode." says Kate.
Honduron Magician destroys Mona's Juderi Dragon, but that alos means its effect activates and Honduron Magician is killed too.
"Sorry, bitch. When my dragon's slayed in battle he also takes his opponent down with him." says Mona.
Mona still remember when Hanna gave her the Juderi Dragon card.
"Okay. I play my Black Cleric in attack mode." says Mona.
Mona's Black Druid attack Kate directly.
"And I slo play a couple face downs." says Mona.
"Let's see how you like this!" says Kate as she summon Toxical Warrior in attack mode and equip him with the spell card Kevuron's Blade.
Toxical Warrior tries to attack Mona's monster.
"Opsss for you. Did you forget my 2 face downs? I activate one of them and it's the trap card Reversal of Toxin. This card send all posion-based monsters into defense instead of attack." says Mona, suddenly being as sassy in a duel as Hanna always is.
"Fuck!" says Kate.
"I tribute my cleric to summon Black Knight of Doom, a monster with 2566 in attack. Go, my knight. Swing your sword and kill Toxical Warrior." says Mona.
"Shit, no..." says Kate as her warrior is cut in half.
"Shit indeed, bitch. I've studied at Duel Academy. Do you truly think you can beat me?" says Mona.
"Listen to me. I may not gone to an academy, but I learned dueling from my mom and she was a pro." says Kate.
"We'll see which one of us who's better." says a confident Mona.
"I play Restless Warrior in defense mode." says Kate.
"He cannot stand an attack from my powerful knight. Attack!" says Mona.
Mona's knight destroys Kate's monster.
"Fuck! Now I set a monster and also play a card face down." says Kate.
"I play Anti-Magic Spear." says Mona.
Kate's face down card is destroyed.
"And then I play Little Druid in defense mode." says Mona.
"Sexy. You fell for my trick. I activate my face down...the mighty spell card Ultimate Doom Gamma to destroy all monsters on the field and then I play Restitution of Osiris to bring my monster back and then tribute it to summon the horny Barbarian Fucker Delta in attack mode. This perverted dude has 2900 in attack." says Kate.
"I activate my trap...Curse of Asexuality! This card prevents all sexual monsters on your side from doing anything." says Mona.
"It's a perma-trap?" says Kate.
"Yeah and as long as it's out all your sex-based monsters are dead in the water. They cannot do battle. Sorry, loser." says Mona.
"Damn!" says Kate.
"Still think you're going to win?" says Mona.
"Fuck you!" says Kate.
"Rather not, thanks." says Mona.
"Shit..." says Kate.
"I summon Keigaran Dragon in attack mode and he now that you've nothing to defend you he can attack directly and because he deal double damage on every direct attack I win here and now." says Mona.
"NO!" screams Kate.
Mona is happy to get her second win in a riding duel.
"Hanna-Boo would be so proud." says Mona.
2 days later.
Mona is ina standing duel and she seem close to being defeated, but she suddenly draw and get what she need, the new card she traded for.
She play it.
"Yes! The spell card Gorigiah Yoomi One!" says Mona.
The opponent's 3 monsters and 2 face down cards are destroyed.
"Nice. Keigaran Dragon, Violet Flame." says Mona
Keigaran Dragon attack the opponent directly.
"No!" says the opponent in pain as she is defeated.
"Yeah!" says Mona, happy that she won the duel.
3 years later, Mona and Hanna meet up again.
Hanna has returned to dueling after her defeat against Gina Kwartz in the Delta Cup and is once again just as confident as ever.
"Hi, Mona-mon." says Hanna with a cute smile.
"Hi, Hanna-Boo." says Mona.
Mona and Hanna are happy see each other again.
"Mona, have you won any duels?" says Hanna.
"I have won a few. And I've used the cards you gave me." says Mona.
"Awww! Sooo cute! Nice that you like the cards a lot." says Hanna.
"They're very good." says Mona.
"I almost quite dueling forever, but I'm back now." says Hanna.
"Oh...okay, Han." says Mona, giving Hanna a sweet hug.
"Awwww!" says a happy Hanna.
Mona is happy too.
"Wait, almost forgot. I found this card a month ago and I think it fits better in your deck than mine." says Mona.
She give Hanna an Elemental Hero White Master-Slut monster card.
"Wow! Me has wanted this card. Thanks, Mona." says a happy Hanna.
"Sure, Hanna." says Mona.
"Yay!" says Hanna, being kind of childish as she often is.
"Indeed, my friend." says Mona, all sweet.
"Awesome." says Hanna.
"Yeah, girl." says Mona.
20 minutes later, Mona and Hanna eat sushi at a small bar.
"Yum." says Hanna.
"I agree." says Mona.
"Do you still play the same deck?" says Hanna.
"Mostly. I've changed it a little." says Mona.
"Cute. Me has changed mine a bit as well." says Hanna.
"Alright." says Mona.
"Yeah." says Hanna.
"Hanna, wanna go to Dexu City with me?" says Mona.
"Of course, Mona. That'd be so cool." says Hanna.
"Sweet. We'll go there next week." says Mona.
"Awesome." says Hanna.
50 minutes later, Mona and Hanna goes to a local card shop.
"Sexy." says Hanna when she is lucky to pull a good spell card from a regular pack.
"Not bad." says Mona when she pull a Luveria Dragon monster card from a regular pack.
Hanna also get a few more nice cards.
One of them she gives to Mona, since it is a card that fit very well into Mona's deck, but doesn't fit at all in Hanna's own deck.
"Thanks, Hanna-Boo." says Mona.
"Anytime, Mona-mon." says Hanna.
2 hours later, Mona and Hanna get upgraded software downloaded to their dueling motorcycles, which allow them to ignore some automatic challenges.
Both women also get free video-chat for their motorcycles.
"Very sexy. Now we can video-chat each other." says Hanna.
"Indeed." says Mona.
"Nice." says Hanna.
"So true." says Mona.
Mona and Hanna return to the local card shop where they buy a few more packs.
Mona ends up getting a new cool trap card and Hanna get a new basic monster card.
3 days later, Mona and Hanna travel to Dexu City.
They ride their motorcycles to get there.
Dexu City is a huge modern city and there are many duelists in it.
Hanna and Mona stop by a card shop.
Hanna buy 2 random packs and in one of those is a very powerful rare monster card known as Big Fire-Fuck Dragon.
This is indeed a very good card, but since it doesn't fit well with the other monsters in Hanna's deck, Hanna gives the card to Mona.
Mona add it to her deck, making it her new strongest monster.
Mona buy one back and in it are some nice spell cards.
She add 2 of them to her deck and gives the other 4 to Hanna.
Hanna add one of those cards to her deck.
"Thanks for the cards, smexy Mona." says Hanna.
"You're welcome, horny Hanna." says Mona.
Hanna gives Mona a kiss.
None of them is gay, they just kiss anyways, like female best friends sometimes do.
"Mona, wanna duel, just for fun?" says Hanna.
"Sure, Han." says Mona.
The 2 women get themselves ahotel room and sit down on the floor and duel the old school way without duel disk and such, simply using cards only.
Both of them draw their 5 card opening-hand.
"I play a monster known as Green Priest." says Mona.
"Okay. My monster will be Elemental Hero Tits No. 1." says Hanna.
Hanna's monster has 1600 in attack and Mona's only 1300 so Hanna win the first turn.
"Alright. First I set a defense monster. Then I play a card...face down." says Mona.
"Me attack." says Hanna.
"Sorry, Hanna. I activate my face down...the trap card Ukume Shield." says Mona.
Ukume Shield is a card that stop a warrior monster that attack if you send one spell or trap card from your hand straight to the Graveyard.
Mona sends her No Guard spell card to the Graveyyard so that Ukume Shield can stop Hanna's monster's attack.
"Cute. You've become much better, Mona-mon. So sexy." says Hanna.
"Thanks. I hope you're proud of me." says Mona.
"I sure am, my smexy friend." says Hanna.
"Wonderful." says Mona.
Mona tribute her set monster to summon Mommy Fox in attack mode.
"Sexy monster." says Hanna.
Mommy Fox is stronger than Elemental Hero Tits No. 1, but since it's a casual duel for fun, Hanna doesn't care.
"Thanks. She's kind of hot, yeah." says Mona.
"I summon my Big Butt Girl Beta in defense mode." says Hanna.
"Alright. I play a card face down." says Mona.
"Me draw. Sexy. I got Polymerization and use it to fuse Big Butt Girl Beta with Elemental Hero Rageman in my hand, creating Elemental Hero Sexy Ass, a monster with 2660 in attack." says Hanna.
"She's powerful, but I activate my face down card and it is Anti-Sex Magic. This spell card can stop one sexual monster from attacking for a single turn." says Mona.
"Cool card." says Hanna.
"Indeed." says Mona.
"Your turn, Mona." says Hanna.
"I switch Mommy Fox to defense mode and then I summon Fox Kid, also in defense, of course." says Mona.
"Awww! Fox Kid is adorable." says Hanna.
"Yeah, so true." says Mona.
"Don't wanna attack the kid, so...Elemental Hero Sexy Ass, use your heavy erotic ass to smash Mommy Fox to death...go!" says Hanna.
"Okay." says Mona, who doesn't care, since she and Hanna only duel for fun.
3 days later.
"Mona, you're aamazing." says Hanna.
"So are you, Hanna." says Mona.
Both women wear casual clothes and they sit in Hanna's living room.
"Awww! Thanks, Mona-mon." says Hanna.
"Anytime, my friend." says Mona.
"Yay!" says a happy Hanna.
"Indeed." says Mona, being happy too.
"Here. I bought you a pack." says Mona as she give Hanna a pack of cards.
Hanna open the pack and check what cards she got.
Most of the cards in the pack aren't much to have, but 2 of them are cool, the spell card Red Restitution and the moster card White Whore.
Hanna add those 2 cards to her deck.
Of those 2 cards White Whore is the one that Hanna can get most use of, since it can be fused with one of her heroes to create a powerful monster.
White Whore is of course also a sexual monster and Hanna love sexual cards.
Many of the cards in Hanna's deck are sexual.
While Hanna play a hero / sex deck, Mona play a mixed deck without any special theme.
"Thanks." says Hanna.
"No problem. We're friends." says Mona.
"Sexy." says Hanna.
"Okay." says Mona.
The next day.
"Mmmm!" moans Hanna as she reach a hand down into her baggy pink sweatpants and masturbate.
"Cute." says Mona, watching when Hanna masturbates.
"Yeah!" moans Hanna.
26 minutes later.
"Yay! Soooo sexy!" moans Hanna as she reach orgasm.
"Sweet." says Mona.
"Opss..." says Hanna as she fart by accident, which sometimes happen for her after an orgasm.
"No problem, babe." says Mona.
"Awww! Thanks, girl." says Hanna.
The End.