Synopsis: So in this game, Miho plays as China and the mod they played (PFU) had militia units in it, which only required 250 guns per 10,000 men. Her army reached 10 million at the end…
Characters as countries:
Miho: China
Viridiana: Spain
Riko: Germany
Katyusha: Soviet Union
Piyotan: British Raj (Later India)
Wallaby: Australia
Fukuda: Japan
Assam: UK
Alisa: USA
DLC: All
Mods: PFU multiplayer balance mod
Miho was preparing to fight Fukuda as the others were beginning to chat. Viridiana was complaining to Riko about what she was doing and how this in turn would let them lose the game.
"Oh my god, fuck." Viridiana began as she didn't know what she wanted to do. Riko was mad for what her Spanish ally was doing.
"You got me encircled?" Riko shouted as she didn't like the fact that she was now surrounded.
"I didn't get you encircled." Viridiana responded as the entire server exploded into laughter. "I tried."
"Oh my god." Miho responded as Riko was rambling on about Japan.
"Maybe you should have told me when you were losing battles." Riko shouted at Viridiana as she had been an unreliable ally during the Spanish Civil War. In her rage, Riko continued to talk. "I'm deleting my units, have fun." Riko shouted. She then gathered her units up and deleted them for Viridiana to take on the republican forces all by herself.
"Don't you fucking dare!" Viridiana shouted as she wanted the assistance from Riko. They continued to chat for a little bit as the situation began to become quiet once more. Then Riko began speaking again as she saw another encirclement.
"Oh my god." Riko groaned again as Katyusha decided to rub it into her face.
"He got encircled again." Katyusha laughed as she was enjoying the torment that was being inflicted on Riko. "I have encircled Braun!"
"Oh my god Braun. I can't actually see what is going on in battles so you have to tell me if you are losing." Riko told Viridiana what she wanted her to do if they were going to keep track of the battles that were going on in Spain.
"I was losing that battle." Viridiana began as she was trying to make out what was going on in the confusion. Everyone began to laugh as Spain was losing again."Wasn't that what you fucking wanted to hear?" Viridiana asked. Everyone once again began to laugh.
Later on. Miho was fighting Fukuda as she was receiving equipment from Katyusha in order to fight off Fukuda.
"Ohh, I love Papa Stalin." Miho began as she was happy about the equipment shipment that just arrived for her. "Oh baby." Piyotan was listening in on this as she decided to contribute, giggling as well.
"He sent you a ton didn't he?" Piyotan asked as she was still laughing at Miho's jokes.
"Can we all agree that Mosins are like the superior weapon in the world?" Miho asked, she wanted an opinion on everyone of what she had said.
"Here are more of them!" Katyusha responded as she decided to give Miho another Lend Lease of Mosins. Miho saw that Katyusha was giving more mosins away and Miho knew that she had to take it.
"Oh I love mosins!" Miho shouted as this got Wallaby's attention.
"You sound like that average Russian: "I love the smell of Mosins in the morning."" Wallaby decided to say. Miho knew that it was just a matter of time before she could begin her offensive.
"Give me my Mosins, come on! The offensive will begin! One more day!" Miho was shouting for her rifles to come through so she could begin her offensive. "Let's throw men at Fukuda!" Miho was on the verge of releasing herself as she was just getting her mosins for the offensive. Fukuda laughed as she thought it was the funniest thing she had ever seen. Miho decided to change her mind. "Actually, let's make some special forces because Fukuda wasn't expecting special forces."
"Italian volunteers spawned in the wasteland." Viridiana announced that someone was sending in special forces to aid her. "They can't move!" Miho, Assam, Wallaby and Viridiana began to laugh hysterically.
"I love this game!" Miho called out.
Later on, Erwin had a question regarding the Transport Planes that they will be using.
"Does 5 transports transport 5 divisions?" Riko asked curiously, wondering about how to use the transports.
"It depends on the weight, if you have Herman Goering flying the plane, you need five transport planes just for him." Miho gave Riko her answer on how many planes they were going to need. Riko began to laugh.
More time would pass by as Katyusha was gauging Miho's strength if she was going to crush Fukuda.
"Bokoen, how many divisions do you have?" Katyusha asked as she wanted to see what her strength was in terms of divisions.
"275 divisions but only 1/4th of them need weapons." Miho responded on how much her army was going to be operating on. "4 people, 1 gun." That wasn't the only thing as she was also liking the fighters that she had been receiving.
"I love these BF-109's Braun." Miho would begin as Riko overheard that they were using planes to crush Fukuda's air force.
"Are you supporting him, Riko?" Fukuda asked.
"Braun has actually sent me 100 BF-109's." Miho responded about the trade deal that she had secured with Riko. Riko laughed as Fukuda was frustrated.
"Are you fucking kidding me." Fukuda groaned as Miho laughed. Riko joined in as well and she decided to add in.
"I did like a year ago." Riko responded as she had the answer for that.
"That's so counterintuitive." Alisa decided to finally join the conversation. Miho also noticed something with Riko.
"Braun, you didn't remove your advisors either." Miho added in as she began to laugh.
"I didn't!" Riko responded as Fukuda also noticed that as well.
"Nope he didn't." Fukuda responded.
Later on, Miho was asking Katyusha for more guns.
"Katyusha, would you like to donate for another 100 Chinese divisions?" Miho asked Katyusha if she could get more guns for her army.
"Sure." Katyusha responded as she knew Miho was going to keep fighting so might as well give her more. Miho began reading her logistics to see what she needed.
"I need… 25k guns." Miho told Katyusha. Katyusha nodded, she decided to donate 75k guns to Miho as this made her very happy. "Oh I love you mister Papa Stalin. Let's spam out the zombies."
Miho was shortly after fighting Fukuda as she was attempting to cross the river and get to the other side.
"Nope." Fukuda said as she tried to prevent a breakthrough but the breakthrough was bound to happen.
"Yes!" Miho hissed as she was having a good time wearing out Fukuda's army.
"Are you pushing?" Fukuda asked. One of her tiles in her line was about to break.
"Yes! Fukuda, Die die die! Chinese spam!" Miho responded as one of the river tiles had been broken and men were starting to ferry their way on through to the other side. "The casualties have never felt so GOOD!" Miho called out as she was getting excited despite the fact that Fukuda was beginning to push her back a bit. Fukuda was concerned about Miho's manpower.
"You took 1 million casualties from one offensive." Fukuda began. Miho knew that wasn't the point.
"It doesn't matter because I'm on volunteer only!" Miho told Fukuda how many men she was willing to lose before she was to step up the conscription law. "I LOVE MANPOWER!"
Time would go on as Miho had a foothold on the other side of the river and a stable one too. She was steadily pushing Fukuda back.
"We have crossed the river! It's time we chase the Japanese away from our land." Miho called out as she was attacking Fukuda more and more.
More time would pass as Katyusha was aiding Miho in the war, they had broken through to Manchuria as Assam had a question for Miho.
"Oh you think that Japan is fighting a lot?" Assam asked as she scoffed that off.
"The Axis have half of what Japan is fighting." Miho began to break through. Fukuda decided to add in.
"I'm fighting 10 million men." Fukuda told Assam how many men she was fighting and most of it was Miho's army.
"Fair enough." Assam responded as Miho continued to explain what was happening.
"Look at all of the Chinese divisions. By the way, look at how many there are Assam." Miho told Assam to look at all the divisions she was fielding.
"Jesus." Katyusha sighed as she now got a scope of the divisions that Miho was fielding. Fukuda was laughing at the rate that Miho was eating up her manpower.
"Every second you're losing 1k manpower." Fukuda laughed as she told Miho about this. Miho laughed back.
"That casualty counter." Miho began. "Are you looking at the casualties?" Miho asked.
"Yeah." Fukuda responded.
Fukuda was defeated later on as Miho was now helping Katyusha deal with Riko who invaded her country. Now they were just counter attacking.
"Sending divisions to Romania now to push them back." Miho began. Romania collapsed and now was the time to flood the troops in. "Yes we got them! FORWARD!" Miho shouted that they needed to race ahead and defeat Riko.
"Should I go into Germany?" Katyusha asked as she wanted to be the one to finish Riko off with one swift blow. Miho had other ideas.
"I'm going into Germany. Release the zombies!" Miho called out as Miho was going to be the one to race on ahead and take over. "Zombie horde incoming." Within minutes Miho was breaking through and quickly sweeping Riko's divisions aside. The race to Berlin was on.
"I'm going to take Berlin." Katyusha began. That had gotten Alisa's attention as she wanted to be in Berlin too.
"We're going to beat you guys to Berlin." Assam threatened as she was bound to take over and make her race to Berlin from the Netherlands.
"We're going to be there in a second." Miho replied as they were getting close to Berlin. Possibly closer than Alisa. Alisa knew this race needed to happen.
"Go go go!" Alisa called out as she began her race. She had the speed advantage but would it be enough for her to reach Berlin.
"I'm four provinces away, I need this in my life right now." Katyusha told Miho that they needed to speed this up if they were going to beat Alisa at the race.
"Almost there, we're almost there." Miho told Katyusha that they were going to make it. "You got to counter engage."
"Going as fast as I can to Berlin." Alisa told the two of them as she made her race to Berlin in the hope of reaching it first.
"Go go go! They're all retreating!" Assam shouted for Alisa to take the opportunity and snake her way to Berlin.
"Everything is retreating." Miho corrected Assam on what was going on.
It was a close tie as the front on Riko's end was falling apart and they were trying to see who could make it to Berlin first.
"No no no!" Miho called out as she was getting attacked but Katyusha knew that they were mere footsteps away from taking Berlin.
"Two days." Katyusha told Miho as Miho knew that she had some hope in taking the city.
"UHHH !#(%*" Alisa called out as her gibberish couldn't be translated. "Come on! Please! So close! UHHHH !#(/&*!&*" Alisa was screaming her lungs out in a rush to get to Berlin. However Katyusha knew that Alisa was getting slowed down which meant that she could enter Berlin first. One of Katyusha's divisions entered Berlin as this triggered an event which Alisa was upset about. "NOOOO!" Alisa screamed as Katyusha was the winner of the race.
"Yeees!" Katyusha called out as she had made Alisa upset. Now time to play the winning music, the national anthem of the CCCP.
"But the thing is Braun, why did you…" Miho paused when she saw that Katyusha had snagged Berlin before Alisa was able to reach it. Katyusha was playing the national anthem as a result. "We got it!" Miho shouted when she realized this. The border between the Netherlands and the Soviet Union was touching as Katyusha sounded the victory.
The game ended from there.
[A/N]: This one wasn't super long as this was moreover kind of a short game with not that many people on, I really wish I can make more of these but I will probably stop sometime in the future to focus on the main show as the sideshow could only go on for so long but I will be continuously adding more and more games for you if you want that. Anyways I hope you enjoyed this short match as I promise the next one should come out within a few days.
This is also the first modded match between the characters, if you want more mods in the future, let me know.
