Chapter One
In monotheistic thought, God is conceived of as the supreme being, creator, and principal object of is usually conceived of as being omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent and omnibenevolent as well as having an eternal and necessary existence. God is most often held to be incorporeal, with said characteristic being related to conceptions of transcendence or immanence.
Some religions describe God without reference to gender, while others use terminology that is gender-specific and gender-biased. God has been conceived as either personal or impersonal. In theism, God is the creator and sustainer of the universe, while in deism, God is the creator, but not the sustainer, of the universe. In pantheism, God is the universe itself. Atheism is an absence of belief in any God or deity, while agnosticism deems the existence of God unknown or unknowable. God has also been conceived as the source of all moral obligation and the "greatest conceivable existent". Many notable philosophers have developed arguments for and against the existence of God and other deities.
Within an island, far from any landmass a boy, about 15 years in age, was lying on a hammock. Inside of a neatly built sack that was not only insulated but had its own electricity, wifi, and running water. Inside the sack was a room. The room was surprisingly neat for a teenage boy. Novels, Manga, and comics along with some action figures, from anime and cartoon shows and old games with some dating back to the late 90s that were on display in one wall of the sack. On the other side of the wall was a large 60-inch widescreen t.v mounted to a wall, several game consoles with two controllers for each console. Along the walls rested several posters. Laying on the king-size bed was a 15-year-old teenager with white hair with a cowlick.
He wore nothing but his boxers which were red with a black spade marked on the edge.
The teen was reading a comic Ace Savvy and The Lover Quarrel featuring Lady Savvy. As he read he sensed that someone was watching.
"Oh hello. I didn't see you there. My name is Lincoln Loud. You might be wondering why I am on this island. Well, this entire island is my room." As I smiled I got out of my king-size bed and walked over to a wooden door.
"I know what you are all asking. And to answer that, no, unlike the other versions of myself, I didn't run away or anything like that in that nature. I have wifi here anyway, and you're all wondering how? Well, thanks to me and my sisters Lana and Lisa."
I latched my hand on the doorknob and twisted it, opening it, and what lay beyond the door was the normal hallway to the second floor of 1216 Franklin ave in a small town in Royal Woods Michigan. The doors were shut save for the one at the far end which was the only bathroom in the small 1200 square foot home.
"As you can see, my family isn't the run-of-the-mill middle-class family that you may think, no we Louds… are special. Let's just say my family has special abilities. For you see, any version of me would tell you that living in a house with ten sisters would be hard and crazy….And you will be right."
As soon as I spoke those words the doors to my mentioned sister's room opened. Out came the eldest of my sisters. Lori. She wore her normal bed attire which was a tan top and blue dotted shorts, and between you and me, Lori doesn't wear panties when she's going to sleep, nor does Leni. Lori was talking on the phone with her beloved Boo Boo Bear Bobby Santiago.
"Boo-Boo Bear, you know you can literally come here anytime you want...Yes, I know my other siblings can be….wild...but trust me it would be just you and me...and not a bratty sister trying to ruin my date by seducing my boyfriend...again!" She yelled when she suddenly combust into flames.
Luckily dad made this old house fireproof in cause Lori goes all hell mode on us.
And as for her phone...let just say it'll work while under extreme pressure and temperatures.
I heard a gasp on the other end since Lori had it on speaker. Why I don't really know. All I know is that later in the day that both Lori and Bobby are going on a date.
"Well, I would never." My little sister Lola spoke out on the other end, having spied on the elder sister...again.
"Then hang up the phone or I'll not only make sure you won't win another pageant ever in this or your next life but I'll literally ruin any love life you may have in this life and the next!"
Gulping Lola quickly hung up knowing full well what Lori is capable of doing. And she had done it before...on each of us before. Including mom and dad. "Oh, and Bobby, if I catch you fooling around with Lola, or any of my sisters, I'll make sure that the only thing you'll be eating is my pie filled with my brother's cream...got it?"
"Crystal clear Babe."
"Good." Lori then winked at me before heading downstairs to continue their conversation and get some breakfast my dad had made. My cheeks heated up with that implication.
Context on what that means later. But...I don't need to 'convince' Bobby to cheat on my sister but I might just to see him be cuck.
As the thought of cucking Bobby was in my head, my 19-year-old teenage sister who was wearing nothing but her purple over shirt and purple panties came out, tuning her guitar.
"Think Luna, think.. you help create rock and roll...and most of the music in the world, so why can't I come up with bloody lyrics to this song?" Luna screamed trying to figure out the lyrics to her latest song. Oh yes, she was using her British accent she was well known for. And well she and dad love the culture there. Hell, I think dad wants to move us back down to the UK if he gets the chance.
"Why not ask Lucy to help you Luna?" I suggested since after all Lucy is a well-known poet.
Luna's eye twitch from my suggestion.
"Are you out of your mind? Do you remember what happened the last time I asked the mistress of darkness for help? I saw Luna shuttering, remembering all the creepy things she had done in order to pay her sister back.
"And who was the one who convinced her to release your lover's soul? Hmm?" I asked with a smirk, and yes it was a nice time spending time with Lucy, despite me being in the underworld for several months both me and her do have a special connection. "and to reincarnate her every time she passes on?" I asked with a raised brow.
"Still I'm not asking Lucy anything, not after what happened last time."
"Fine, and don't ask me cause I can't help." This made Luna slump her shoulders, and I couldn't help but frown. "Fine, I'll help but a little later in the day if I'm free." This seems to make the rocker smile. "But, if I do help then you owe me. Let's say you, me and Sam, in my room for a midnight jam session?" Those were my condition, and yes I do enjoy hearing Luna and Sam sing my name.
"Alright bro." Normally Luna would place a curse on someone or make them wish they die soon when someone mentions her girlfriend and lover Sam, however when a deal has to be made then it best to honor it, and not try to cheat us out of a deal, otherwise you might regret it.
Luna, whose face was red when she realized the deal she made with me, walked over to the bathroom, closed the door, and reopened it to a spa-like bathroom with a hot tub big enough and large enough to fit 30 people, three large walk-in showers and 3 sinks. The bathroom had a Roman theme to it with marble columns on the tub, marble tiles, and stuff. There were statues of naked angel babies carrying pots that were tilted downward, pouring the warm water into the tub. Oh and the Porcelain Throne was in the room but it was behind a closed door with a magical lock that would turn red when someone is in it.
It was green if you're wondering.
Luna then closed the door, and the moment she did that, my youngest sister Lily came out with a yawn. It was sunny outside so she wasn't cranky or moody. Lily in layman's terms is one of the five lolis in my family. So don't let her appearance fool you. Right now she looks like an eight-year-old girl who is wearing her bed attire which consists of a light purple top that exposes her cute stomach and belly button since they were open and bottoms. She may be cute but she is over 1000 years old minus ten years.
"Morning Onii-chan." Lily said cutely and I blame myself for introducing her to anime a couple of years ago.
"Morning Lily, and considering it's not raining outside I'm guessing you slept well and in a happy mood?" My baby sister giggled which would melt anyone's heart.
"I did, I even dreamt that we were fighting a monster with a dragon by our side." "Well I know what we're doing in either her or my room later.
"So, any plans Lily?" I asked a bit curious on what she was going to do today and hopefully not cause any trouble or throw a hissy fit.
"I'm going to the park with some friends I made at school."
"Alright. Just try not to blow anyone away, or shock them to death."
"No promises big brother." Lily sunter her way to the bathroom and closed the door since Luna left it open. Don't know if she forgot or is trying to seduce me.
Anyway next were the 12 year old twins Lana and Lola. Lola wore a transparent nightgown that showed off her 12 year old loli body and I'm guessing pink panties since Lola loves everything pink. I don't know if she is trying to seduce me again, or dad, or mom, or any of the others beside Lana but it is working somewhat. Lana however was different. She wore her blue nightgown. Don't get me wrong the twins look cute in this form, and in their adult form would be enough to give Aphrodite a run for her money.
Well in the case of Lola. . .and Lana if she was into that stuff.
"Linky." Lola said in that alluring tone of hers as she made her way towards me and wrapped her arms around my neck.
Then she pressed her lips against mine.
Now this isn't a 'Lincoln being adopted to a family' story, she is my sister...by blood, it's wrong, and immoral by society's standards.
Plus in the eyes of the world, I'm 15 and Lola's 12.
Like I said, This isn't a normal family.
Plus Lola, myself, and the rest of my siblings are over a thousand years old, so there's that.
Also despite me enjoying the kiss, I know if my twin was here two things would have happened. There would be a fight or she would join.
Though I'm surprised Lana didn't join in as well.
"Could you guys not do that in the hallway? Especially when Lincoln is in his underwear." Lana said huffing. And kinda forgot that I was wearing my ace savvy boxers
"Why...jealous I might steal him again Lana?" Lola asked, raising her leg over my thigh, however unbeknown to her, there was a chilly presence that linger in the air.
Lana knows it.
I definitely know this feeling.
"No, but you remember what happened when you stole him from me that night over 300 years ago back at the castle?" She appears out of nowhere. Like Lola she was wearing her transparent gown, only she had on a bra and panties which were black. She had black hair that reached down her back. She was my twin sister, Lucy.
Upon hearing Lucy's voice Lola clinging to me like the scared little girl she was, with Lana snickering seeing that when her older sister appeared.
And when Lucy gets out of her domain something was either going to die or regret whatever they did to make her angry.
It is usually the latter than the former.
And yes I'm the older twin by...3 minutes.
"I also remember when the four of us stood in your domain...for four straight months." I said with Lucy moving closer toward me and Lola. "Maybe after breakfast, you, me and the twins should head to your domain. Or head into mine for some fun...in the moonlight." I suggested making my sisters blush. "I know I'm the only man on this planet that can satisfy your needs. And I know you want me for that." By the look on my sister's face they were about to say yes. I even notice Lola grinding on me. I can feel that she was excited to spend some time with me.
They were about to say yes.
Until.
"LINCOLN! Are you manipulating your sisters into having sex with you, again?" Came the voice of my mother, who was walking upstairs and saw all of this happening. And call it what you will, she does have a body of a milf. Perfect child bearing hips, perfect ddd cup size breasts. Normally mom would have long flowing blond hair that was either tied to a ponytail or out, (mostly out) but she had it cut which was now towards her neck. I would try to seduce mom as well but dad would kill me if I tried.
"Um...well." I stutter but she sighed.
"Just be sure not to do it outside of the house this time, we're trying to live a normal life among the mortals...understood." She said sternly but also with a motherly tone behind it. By now both mom and dad were used to this. We have sex before and well most mortal girls I been with don't really satisfy me, that much and the guys my sisters been well, other then Lori and Luna who I'm surprise were able to keep up with them.
Mom knows we're adults despite the forms we're in. And well she kind of understands that we have needs and the mortals here do always meet our needs...sometimes. "Oh Lola, you have another beauty pageant at noon, Lucy you have three funerals to attend to, And Lana, Ms Haleema called and told me that the animal shelter wants you over to help with some animals." All three gave a dissatisfied groan before letting go in Lola and Lucy's case, and walked over to the bathroom to get ready and I mean they opened the door to the spa-like bathroom where Lily and Luna walked out, with Luna going into her room to change from the bathrobe she was wearing to her normal clothing.
However my fourth eldest sister Luan came out. My 18 year old sister wore her yellow pajamas and bunny slippers. She didn't have her flower on her so that was a good thing.
And boy where do I begin with her.
First, she's the most dangerous of all of us followed by Lisa, then me.
Now like most if not all Luans she's a prankster, coming up with tricks, puns and all that.
Now add magic into the mix, like illusions, mind games but not nearly the level I have, and her favorite, invisible which she would often use, and you pretty much have a very dangerous and deadly Luan.
She would most of the time torture people for fun by tricking into thinking they lost something important or try to gain or favor by telling them that she's a friend or ally, and backstabbing you later. She even started a war 500 years ago and I quote 'because Lynn needed to step up her game.' Like me...sometimes Luan is always 1-3 steps ahead of you. And if she is truly motivated 10. This will often be the case on April first. Now we know Luan helped trigger the holiday and yes she and anyone who followed her was punished. I won't go into detail on their punishment but let's just say it's a horrible experience of what those mortals are going through.
Now don't get me wrong, Luna like my other sisters are bombshells. But there is a phase mortals use...don't stick your dick in crazy. Now before you judge I had tap that before. But Luan has some sick ways of getting off.
I will not go into details, but I'll never forget the orgy ritual of Romania and yes she is the cause of Vlad The Impaler rising into power, and Lucy's...third crush? I'm not sure though. Got to ask Lucy later on.
"Morning Link, Morning Mom." Luan said, giving a yawn. "Can't talk, I have several birthday parties today." And with that she enters the spa-like bathroom with the twins and Lucy.
"Oh and Lincoln. When you see Leni tell her to stop interfering with the love life of mortals, she knows that's Lori's job. And mind getting Lisa from her lab and telling her that breakfast is ready." Mom said before turning around and headed downstairs to get ready for work. I walked to the house bathroom since my other sisters were in there, and would most likely have my way with them. And yes I do blame my parents for the sex drive I have.
After I do my daily business I.e pee, brush my teeth, and take a shower, I went into my room, put on my clothes which consist of a red shirt with a spade on the side, an orange button-up shirt, blue jeans, and white sneakers. Leaving the room I saw my 20-year-old sister Leni walking out of the spa bathroom with a towel wrapped around her body. Remember when I said the twins, well more precisely Lola would give Aphrodite a run for her money in the beauty department? Well in a beauty contest, Aphrodite would be in third place and Leni would be in first. . .tieing with Lola.
"Leni." I called out, gaining my second eldest sister's attention." Mom said stop interfering with Lori's job."
"I'm totes not! I'm helping Lori! Besides, Ben and Kobayashi look great together." Now ladies and gentlemen. My family love the t.v reality series the Dream Boat, where people find love out in the open seas. Now we get into heated discussions on who should go with who. But in the end, Lori has the final say, though I can easily teleport to the ship and convince them differently, or Luan can go and stir up some trouble. Now Leni's job is important but it can sometimes cut into Lori's job and...you see where this is going.
"Leni...you know the rules, we can't interfere. Especially when it comes to free will." I explained. But I feel like she didn't understand.
"I know the rules Lincoln, And I know my job is also to connect people together, that is fate." She said, extending her pinky which showed a red line connected from their pinky to mines which also had ten others. "Just like your fate is with us." Will, she's right on one thing. Fate is intertwined with love. "Also," Leni added. "That was for that dress Lori took last well without my permission." With that, Leni went into her room. I sighed knowing there was going to be another sibling fight protocal.
A green portal opened up, and out came my 10-year-old sister Lisa? Ok she was supposed to be in her ten-year-old form which some of us, including me, find adorable. She was currently in her adult form which makes her a bombshell in a nerdy way, and because you, who are reading this are perverts, want to know how she looks.
Ok, she's wearing her lab coat with her green bra and pajama shorts, which tells me that she just woke up. She does have double d cup size breasts, meaning they're big, not as big as the two oldest but big enough to grab and hold. And between you and me, no she doesn't have a brush down there either in this form or in what I dub her loli form. She trimmed it. How I know...well you haven't been paying attention.
"Morning Elder Brother." She of course sounded nerdy even without her lisp. But still, she does have a sexy voice.
"Hey Lisa...seeing you're not in your child form." I said, eyeing her up and down.
"I have several seminars and presentations for my miracle drugs to go to today, and my fellow colleagues can't take me seriously."
"Finally going to give the mortals your drugs?" I asked with a raised eyebrow. "I don't think that's a good idea, considering all of the conflicts mortals have ."
"Well considering we can't die from sickness or aging there is no need for those drugs I currently have, and I'm only giving them only two of my drugs that extend the human lifespan by 10 to 30 years, and cure most mental illnesses," Lisa said proudly, but truth be told she had had them for over 200 years, and only gave them to a few individuals that she deemed worthy. Sadly there were a few side effects that made them crazy.
"And you sure you fix the 'bugs' in your drugs...we don't want a repeat of what happened last time?"
"Yes, making the youth pill that extends one life for 90 years did have some setbacks."
"And did you talk to Lucy about it?" I asked.
"Yes...she said it was ok."
"Breakfast is ready. And I know Darcy and David are going to come over, so I suggest you turn back to your child form before then."
"As you wish, but they already know." I was about to head downstairs when she said those words. "About me making a drug that turns me into an adult, not what we are." And sighed in relief, thinking our cover had been blown...again. I don't think dad likes wiping people's memories and starting over, again.
Lisa went into the bathroom, and I walked downstairs to the normal living room with a 40-inch tv, some game consoles for the family, but mainly it was for me and some friends and towards a slightly bigger than a normal dining room. It was a normal dining room with a table that could sit a family of our size, a shelf for games and plates, and a chef's kitchen.
Pretty normal stuff.
Lynn who was wearing her normal attire which was a black skin-tight undershirt with her white tank top with a red number 1 in the middle, matching sweat pants, and black sneakers with red trimmings were sitting in the middle eating like she hadn't eaten in years. Next to her(Left) was Lori, who was busy texting Bobby, and next to Lynn(right) was Lana doing the same. Then My twin Lucy who was reading the newspaper on her phone, yes there is an app for that. Next to Lori was Luan who was eating, and telling puns to a somewhat annoyed Lola. Luna was lightly munching on a pencil trying to figure out her song while Lily was just munching on some pancakes.
Dad who for the most part looks like every Lynn Senior you read-only had a full length of hair and was built...not bodybuilder built like a normal human who was living a healthy lifestyle. He walked out holding a few plates of pancakes, sausages, bacon, and toast, and other assortments of foods, including my breakfast burrito.
And once the food was brought to the table, like the animals Lana takes care of, I ate it.
"Woah son, calm down." Dad said, chuckling to himself. Dad's cooking is beyond this world, and I'm pretty sure anyone who isn't what we are tries his dishes would most likely off themselves since everything else tastes mediocre. "We don't want you to become a house." Both he and Luan laugh.
"Yea Linc...dad didn't cook 'a horse'." Luan said as I looked down and saw that I was actually eating the leg of a horse. Ok One; I know it's an illusion so I quickly dispelled it, and two...Lana and Lola(depending on the horse) would kill me.
Now...you might be wondering who we are?
Why do we keep referring to people as mortals?
Why are we able to change forms, or look like a normal family despite us being thousands upon thousands of years old?
Well to answer your question...me and my family are gods.
Yes we're from a higher plane of existence to come and live down here among mortals as a normal family, and we as gods have several titles.
I'll introduce my family starting with Dad.
Lynn Loud Senior is the God of Cooking, Fatherhood, Wisdom, and Fertility...yea that the last one is because of us. And I may think ether he or mom passed their lustful sex drive down to us, considering that I fuck all of my sisters, and I lost count on the many mortals I lay in bed with.
My Mom Rita Loud is the Goddess of Marriage since both Mom and Dad have been together since the beginning of time, Motherhood, Childbirth again, because she had 11 of us, and Family. The funny thing is mom wears pants in the relationship. She is also known for writing and penmanship.
Lori, who is the oldest, is the goddess of Communication, Love, and Rage..yes rage, because the last thing you want to do is to piss off the goddess of love. And yes, Lori had fallen in love before, sadly her lover cheated on her with Lola...more on that when I get to her. As for the communication part, well she would use and teach others all types of techniques to communicate with each other over vast distances.
Leni is the Goddess of Strings, Fabric, Silk, Clothing, and for some reason Fate. Leni likes fashion but her biggest passion is clothes. The fate part has to do with strings...and because of that Lori and Leni butt heads, especially on the dreamboat. Now Leni...despite being the second eldest, isn't the sharpest, but when it comes to the things she likes, Leni's intelligence is on par with Lisa.
Also, she's hot.
Luna the third eldest is the goddess of Music and Song. There isn't much to say, only that she helped create every genre of music and any lyric to a song.
Luan is the fourth and she is the Goddess of Pranking, Mischief, and Insanity. Luan isn't the worst but she will be the death of you if you're not careful...as for insanity...well I guess banishment did break her mind. Luan has a silver tongue so she will, not may, will convince you something that isn't real.
Lynn Loud Junior is the fifth and is the Goddess of Conflict, War, and Sports. Ok due to her godhood and abilities, Lynn is forbidden to play sports with anyone unless she wears a special band that nerf her abilities to that of someone with peak performance or lower because without them, it would be unfair and we would be discovered more quickly. As for War and warfare, Lynn thinks of them as games, and well she would often influence the mortals to go to war over silly things...I think she has several nations and cultures whose only purpose is war and conquest, look at the Spartans, Huns, and Mongols.
Now you have me, Lincoln Loud the Sixth child, and the only boy in my family, and elder Twin of Lucy. I'm the God of Life, Light, Planning, and Manipulation, and Connection. I bring life to anything, plants, people, parties. You can take me to the graveyard, and if I so want to, bring the dead back to life. Lucy often or sometimes asks me to come with her and her friends to the graveyard so I can bring back the dead...so they could ask questions despite her taking her friends to the underworld and asking the soul of the dead. I can also come up with a plan for just about anything...and I mean anything...From escapes, to how to beat bosses in games. And unlike Luan who will convince you that something is real or not, I will make you believe that what I said is real. The best example of this is my mortal friends and Clyde you know what I mean when we see them. As for the connection part, well I'm the glue to the family, in most realities. Without me, the family will fall apart, and it has happened before. However, I do hold an extremely strong connection to Lucy and you will know why. And no it is not sexual you pervs.
Lucy Loud is the eldest of my younger siblings, the sixth daughter, the seventh child, and my younger twin. She is the Goddess of Death, Darkness, Witchcraft, and Poetry. Ok for starters, we all know magic, but Lucy is more adept at it than we are all thanks to our Titan of a Great Grandmother Harriet who is currently living in the underworld with Lucy. Ok as my connection with Lucy is more than we're twins. She is my Yang to my Yin...She can't live without me, nor can't I die without her, meaning If Lucy somehow dies, and she's the goddess of death, then no one can die. And if I die, then there is no more life. You see where I'm going with this? And no we do not share pain like those eleven twins in Hellboy 2 the golden army, or pleasure, as hot as you think that is or sound. It would be annoying since I would sleep with any girl I like and she would know that if I was sleeping around. The darkness part is self-explanatory if I'm the god of light. Now Poetry...well Mom is a writer so naturally one of us would inherit her writing skills...well two. Luna and Lucy but Lucy wrote more poems than Luna and back in the day...Scotland I think, or Greeks, people would read the poem they wrote to honor my twin.
Lana Loud is the seventh daughter and the eighth child and elder twin to Lola. She is the Goddess of Nature, Animals, and Hunt. Ok let's be real Lana in any universe save for the really dark ones will always love animals so it wouldn't be far-fetched for her not to be the goddess of one. One rule is never offer the following to Lana; Dogs, Cats, Rabbits, Hamsters, Snakes, a certain type of lizard, and most importantly frogs. If you offer any of the following, and it had been done before, Lana would turn you into an animal, namely game, or hunt you down like one, all predator style. So don't offer any of the following under her name. As for the nature part, well she is not much into plants but dirt and mud. The only reason she isn't the goddess of dirt and mud is because of her infinity of plant life. Lana, if she wanted to, can turn a barren wasteland into a beautiful jungle in a matter of minutes.
Lola Loud the younger twin to Lana, the eighth daughter, and the ninth child, she is the Goddess of Beauty, Sexuality, Seduction, and Betrayal. Oh boy, where do I begin? Ok if Leni wasn't in the picture Lola would be the most beautiful woman in the family. I won't say the world because that would be super unfair to the mortals. Because of her beauty, almost 150% of the people she comes across question their sexuality. This dose also extends to animals as well. You know the term simping right...well that term has been around since we gave humans free will. People would fight for her favor and to make it worse the people she gives favor to are either married or in a relationship. If you are lucky, and I mean really lucky, you might have a chance to sleep with Lola. . .At the cost of the person sleeping with her partner knows. Now, this is the seduction and betrayal come into play, you see if Lola likes something, or someone, she would often use her looks and body to get it. She tried to seduce dad once and nearly broke the family apart when mom found out when Lola tried to have her way with him. It didn't end well for her. Next was Lori's lovers. And oh boy…this is where I got into cucking, you see Lola had tried and succeeded in seduction and fucking one of Lori's lover's (Currently Bobby), and well like I said before, it isn't wise to get a goddess of love, so she tied both Lola and Bobby up in one of Leni's unbreakable strings and force them to watch me take her to town, well I took her on a date, then fuck the daylights out of her. Lola was horny, and Bobby was shocked. After our session, she forces Lola to 'clean' her using only her tongue. After about a night of passion, she warned them, more so to Bobby that if he ever cheated on her again this will happen, and he'll be the one licking her clean. As for Lola, well she was cursed with the inability to orgasm for about a month.
Lisa Loud is the second youngest and the ninth child and the tenth daughter. She is the Goddess of Knowledge and Alchemy. Lisa is the smartest among us and because of that, she would often be out seeking knowledge both mystical, spiritual, and physical...that last part she enjoys the most. The alchemy is the result of her medical studies which started there. And yes she would test her potions and other drugs and because of the technologies of this world some of her inventions on us. Most of them...well her inventions, think MCU Asgard. I said before that Lucy is adept in magic and stuff like that. Well, so is Lisa...and to an extension myself.
And finally Lily Loud is the youngest of the family. She is the Goddess of Youth, Emotions, and Storms. Lily is a bundle of joy and can make even the sick and twisted smile. However she has been known to throw temper tantrums, and when she throws them you will wish you were far away. Her Emotions are tied to the weather. If it's sunny, then it means Lily is happy, if it's cloudy then she is sad...so on and so forth. Not as to why she's the goddess of youth, well for one Lily does have an adult form, it's rare to see her in it, and well she has the ability to rejuvenate almost anything she comes into contact with, as well as the age up or down anything that she comes into contact with. Let's just say sessions with her will take a while.
And for the reason why we're living on earth instead of another plane of existence, well we got bored and Dad wanted to add some spice into our immortal lives. And yes we have some wacky adventures here. So stay tuned and see where all of our adventures lead too. But for now, I have a feast to eat.
AN: Originally I was going to make Lincoln the god of imagination and per Geo Soul's request mating. Then when I was writing Lincoln I gave him a bit too much power so I scrap that idea. I also was going to give him the title god of mating/sex however it would make him more like Zeus without the lightning bolts and yes I know there is a greek god of pleasure. And yes this is mostly a Lincoln hearm story but I'm going to try not to get him into a relationship. Also if you have any idea for some of the wacky adventures let me know in the reviews.