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Introduction

It had been a strange week at St. Ishiyama High School for Oga and Furuichi. As soon as they stepped foot on campus, the brunet and silvernette were greeted with whispers and shy glances. "Agh! Someone tell me what's going on already!" B.O.B the brawler ruffled his dark hair with a banana milk box hanging from the straw held between gritted teeth. "I know right! I can't even talk to girls because they run away whispering behind their hands when they see me. It's so uncool." Furuichi also had other weird looks coming from the male students at their high school. They looked…lecherous? Furuichi shrugged it off and wouldn't tell Oga the kind of looks he was getting, but the silvernette made it a point not to be left alone while at school. "Hilda cooked again," a few girls entered the outside hallway Furuichi and Oga were having their break. "Wanna come over today?"

"Yeah. Sure."

Instantly the group of girls burst into giggles leaving the boys to look at each other in dumb confusion.

Oga decided to take a nap while Furuichi went to start his homework using the brute's computer. Furuichi was always more concentrated in Oga's room, though he couldn't say why. The silvernette had just about finished his work when an email titled "Read Me" pinged in his inbox. Furuichi spared a glance at the snoring ogre, probably nothing to wake Oga up over. Against his better judgement, Furuichi opened the email.

"EHHHHH!"

Oga jolted off the bed, hitting his head against the chair Furuichi was sitting on. "What the hell idiot!"

"We're in a fanfiction!"

Oga pulled himself up to read the screen, but smacked Furuichi upside the head for good measure. "What's a 'fanfiction'?"
"Ow! There stories about people. Oh my god! They even have us as a couple!"

"What? No way!"

"No wonder we've been getting all those looks at school."

"How did you find this?"

"I just got an e-mail, but there's no sender."

"You could've gotten a virus on my computer!"

"Better yours than mine!"
"Move idiot Furuichi!"

"WAUGH!"

Oga neatly plucked the silvernette out of the chair and into the bed. Furuichi couldn't say he liked where Oga threw him considering the circumstances, but was grateful it wasn't a wall or the floor. Furuichi also didn't want to admit that the sheets smelled like the brunet and that the silvernette found it comforting.

"Oh…looks like there's a lot of fanfictions of us."

"How are you so calm about this!" Furuichi shot up and rushed to the computer hoping to figure out a way to delete the stories or at least find out who had been writing them.

"This person started writing 100 stories about us."

"One- one hundred?" Furuichi's head was starting to get lighter. "Why couldn't they have paired me with Hilda or Aoi!"

"Whoa, look this fanfiction is rated 'explicit'."

"WHAT!"

The two boys took the rest of the afternoon reading the piece of internet literature and by the end of it, Furuichi looked as red as a boiled lobster. "What in all nine levels of hell…"

"Eh. It wasn't that bad."

"Wasn't that bad? It's a love story between us! And we had s-sex!"

Oga didn't say anything right away, but Furuichi wouldn't have heard anything the brunet said anyway. The silvernette was too busy shutting down the computer when Hilda returned with Alaindelon and Baby Be'el.

Furuichi would get to the bottom of this as soon as he got home. Oga on the other hand wondered if there were any more fanfictions.