a.k.a Pair of Planktons
a.k.a Per Plankton
a.k.a What if the original Krabby Patty was put up in a museum?

Scene 1:
Mr. Plankton is sleeping on the upper bed of a four-story bed conformation when he is awakened by an alarm that sounds like a concorde crashing in the middle of a city. Seemingly; the alarm is initiated by Karen, his computer wife, in a bid to wake him up. A newscast from a radio positioned right next to the bed - on the first-story level - is heard in the background.
- Welcome to the doomsday news, the radio can be heard. The mayor of Rhiport has finished building his doomsday device in the cellar of his mansion. The target area will potentially alarm
atleast the city of Rhiport with outback, the radio commense.

Scene 2:

Mr. Plankton is awakened and is sitting at his kitchen table holding a sandwich - seemingly four to six times the size of his - with ham and mustard. Karen is standing to the left of the kitchen table.
- Not only can I eat my breakfast with mustard on it but on the other end I can use this mustard to poison the 'Krusty Krab' and grabbing the 'Krabby Patty'-formula when they are all asleep, musters Mr. Plankton. Karen, please repeat my evil laughter, he continuous. The giant computer wife, who has grown some obesity over time, then initiate a wave file.

- Muhahahaha!
- No, to much bass, Mr. Plankton interrupts.
- Muhahahaha!
- No, to much reminiscent of Doctor Claw, Mr. Plankton interrupts.
- Muhahahaha!

- No, to much tenor wibes, Mr. Plankton interrupts again.
- Muhahahaha!

- Perfect! Soon the 'Krabby Patty'-formula will be mine!, Mr. Plankton finishes.

Scene 3:
On a display situated on Karen's huge body the first attempt of poisoning is video output. SpongeBob - in the kitchen area of 'Krusty Krab' - is seen using mustard on his crabburgers. Next, in a display of the costumers area (dining room); some guests are seen eating crabburgers.
- Why won't they fall asleep!?, cries Mr. Plankton.
- Perhaps cause you gassed them with light mustard!, answers Karen.
- I will have to try with a mustard cake instead, cries Mr. Plankton.

Scene 4:

Another video output is being transmitted from Karen to Mr. Plankton. SpongeBob can be seen opening the front door (of 'Krusty Krab') and being delivered the mustard cake from a delivery guy (one of Mr. Plankton's hunchmen (employees of the 'Chum Bucket')).
- Too bad I just eat ketchup cakes, SpongeBob replies.
- OK, sais Mr. Plankton; some bit annoyed. We'll be trying with mustard herring instead.

Scene 5:
Yet, another video output is being transmitted out of Karen. This time - also this time a 'Chum Bucket' employee - turns up dressed as a herring salesman and could be seen (on the display) entering the 'Krusty Krab' and going fro a table of restaurant guest. But before he dispatches his mustard herrings; SpongeBob interrupts.
- These we only eat at 'World Herring Day', SpongeBob sais. Maybe I can give them to Squidward, he probably eats them all year long, continuous SpongeBob.

Scene 6:
Karen and Mr. Plankton are standing beside an identical version of Mr. Plankton. Mr. Plankton is seemingly annoyed and is pulling his tentacles.
- Why can't he just eat the mustard, cries Mr. Plankton. We will have to try with Plan B (Zlatan Ibrahimovich from Deeper Sea); my clone, Per Plankton, will take over from here. Dressed as Zlatan Ibrahimovich - cause everybody welcomes Zlatan - he could very well infiltrate 'Krusty Krab' and steal the 'Krabby Patty'-formula.
- Why do you rely on a clone doing the bidding; it's better you do it yourself!, interrupts Karen.
- No, I need my clone doing it! If they recognize me as Zlatan Ibrahimovic I might be called upon to play for the Swedish National Team!, answers Mr. Plankton.

Scene 7:
And so, again, the display on Karen's body is used to overlook their latest tactic in bringing in the 'Krabby Patty'-formula. The display shows Per Plankton (Mr. Plankton's clone) - with a huge cardboard texture resembling Zlatan Ibrahimovich's head mounted on his body - standing, next inline, in the ordering que. Squidward Tentacles is standing behind a desk taking orders.
- Sorry, but we do not allow Zlatfishes at our restaurant, sais Squidward promptly.
- Next time; try the infiltration when SpongeBob is taking orders, Karen inserts.

Scene 8:
And so, the video output on Karen is used to overlook Per Plankton's next move - still in action with a huge cardboard texture resembling Zlatan Ibrahimovich's head mounted on his body - standing just opposite of SpongeBob first inline.
- Sorry, but Mr. Krabs has informed me we have Zlatophobia here the whole week, sais SpongeBob. Try with Patrick Star's house - he loves Zlatan Ibrahimovich - you could play all day, continuous SpongeBob.

Scene 9:
Screen with coloured letters to a yellow-brownish background showing the text 'Next week'.

Scene 10:

Shot inside a heavily crowded 'Krusty Krab'. Per Plankton; still with his huge cardboard texture resembling Zlatan Ibrahimovich on; is sitting by a table where every seat is occupied. In his ears he has headphones linking him with the original Mr. Plankton in a mode of steering Per Plankton the right way and in doing the right actions.
- Take your stand in the que; it's Zlatophilia day, commands Mr. Plankton via the headphone connection.
- Yes, you've already told me; that's why I am here. But the line is overcrowded - it follows right through the restaurant continuing all the way out, answers Per Plankton.
- OK, then. We have to go with Plan C (SpongeBob SquarePants from Crowded Sea) then, sais Mr. Plankton.

Scene 11:
Per Plankton is still situated by a crowded table in the heavily crowded restaurant ('Krusty Krab'). To his right and left some fishes have started to draw a cue up to Per Plankton seemingly fishing for his autograph. Suddenly SpongeBob steps by and delivers some crabburgers to other subjects of Per Plankton's table.
- You have to multiple yourself to be able to execute all orders, sais Per 'Zlatan' Plankton friendly to SpongeBob.
- Yes, perfect, if he multiple to four pieces his mind will be hashed and we might be able to steal the 'Krabby Patty'-formula in the chaos that will follow.

Scene 12:
SpongeBob is so in the mode of hashing himself into four pieces but soon it comes to the revelation that that action seemingly went out of function and instead SpongeBob is stripped of his cells ("skin") and is so standing, with just a skeleton holding him together.
- That remembers me of my time as 'Weapon X', traverse SpongeBob.

Scene 13:
Screen with coloured letters to a green-blue background showing the text ''Deleted Scene'.
- Too bad flashbacks isn't allowed on this show, sais a voice over consisting of a fish aligned to Per 'Zlatan' Plankton's table.

Scene 14:
SpongeBob is standing beside the table - in only his (adamantium) skeleton - when the same fish - aligned next to Per Plankton - once again use his voice to be heard.
- An adamantium skeleton sponge; I've never seen anything like it. Pass by my office and you could be eligible for a disability pension.

Scene 15:
Shot at the 'Bikini Bottom Museum'. Mr. Plankton is standing besides some installations and paintings of crabburgers.
- I've always had a vanity issue with my small height but this time it earned me a disability pension which gave me enough money to buy the original 'Krabby Patty' from the local museum! And with my purchase I got the original 'Krabby Patty'-formula as my ownership certification!