Hypothetical Discussions

"Hey, Linhardt?"

"Yes, Caspar?

"Do you ever think about what you'd be doing if we weren't friends?"

"Not really. Well, I'd be sleeping, probably, if you really want to know."

"You sleep all the time anyway. That's not even any different? What a boring answer."

Yawn. "Sleeping in peace and quiet, I mean. You're so noisy."

"Hey!"

"Don't ask questions if you don't want the answer, Caspar."

Grumble, grumble.

"It'd also be a lot more boring, though. I have to admit you do interesting things sometimes. It's almost worth studying."

"Wait, what? Was that a compliment? It kinda sounded like one, but I don't know if it was actually a compliment, or..."

"Take it however you want. I'm going back to bed."

"Hey, Linhardt! Answer me!"

Snore.

Well, that was that.