The Triple Date Of Crazy Gods And Puppies Of Death

"Can I choose the movie?"

Kristie rolled her eyes at Caden's antics. She decided to have a triple date- her and her boyfriend, Mark, Caden and Jessica-who were also dating- and Percy and Annabeth. They'd all agreed for it to be on Saturday, and Caden wanted to choose the movie. Knowing him, he'd choose some sort of superhero movie.

"No way, dude. I'm bored of watching superhero movies," Mark groaned. Jessica nodded.

"Exactly. We know what you'll choose, babe." Caden pouted and muttered something around the lines of no one loves me. Kristie let out a little laugh.

"Why don't we watch that adaption to The Kill Order? Marky and Kristie would like that, and it's pretty action-y, and I'm sure Annabeth would like the scientific stuff in it. Percy would watch whatever Annie watches." Jessica suggested. Kristie met Mark's eyes and grinned.

"That sounds fantastic, Jess." She said. Mark nodded eagerly and Caden grumbled something about no one thinks what I think.

"I'll tell Annie and Perce, then,"

"Go ahead, Marky," Jess nodded.

"Don't call me Marky!"

"Whatever, Marky,"

Everyone clambered into Caden's car, with him driving, Jessica shotgun, and Mark, Kristie, Annabeth squeezed into the back. Percy would be meeting them at the theatre, since he lived closest to it-walkable distance.

They reached the theatre soon enough, and Percy was there already. Caden and Jess went to get popcorn while the rest bought tickets to The Kill Order- which seemed to be very popular. Half the buyers were fangirls, Annabeth bet.

"Annie-uh," Percy nudged her, looking anxiously towards the front of the line, where a teen couple was buying their tickets. Annabeth's eyes widened. It was a girl with dirty blonde, straight hair, and a boy who was practically the replica of Percy- but they weren't kids.

"Why in Tartarus is mom here?!" Annabeth mumbled under her breath. She whispered 'brb' to Kristie, and darted off to the gods in disguise, Percy in tow.

She tapped Athena on the shoulder. The goddess of wisdom turned around, having an irritated expression on her face. When she saw Annabeth, she groaned.

"What are you doing here, mom?" Annabeth asked, confused. Athena looked up to the sky, as it grumbled, and plastered a fake smile on her face.

"Me?" she said in a false perky voice. "I'm here on a date with… Poseidon!" her smile turned into a grimace as she kissed Poseidon's cheek.

"What the… dad?" Percy looked adorably confused. He pointed between the two gods, as if imagining them on a date was too much for his little seaweed brain.

Poseidon tried, and failed, to smile. "We are! Why not? It's totally not because of a dare-" Athena elbowed him, gritting her teeth through her smile.

"HONEY, why don't we go now? Come on!" she said, and dragged Poseidon away.

Percy stared after them, then shook his head.

"The gods are crazy," he muttered.

The three demigods and mortals got into their seats just as the commercials for 'all night, stay dry! The best, new-edition baby diapers, perfect and comfy for your little one. BUY PAMPERS NOW!' ended.

"We should totally buy that for our kids," Percy murmured to Annabeth. She blushed.

The movie started, and finished, and Percy didn't understand much of it. Something about Cranks and a guy named Mark (another Mark. Not the Mark-who-was-dating-Kristie Mark.) who went crazy. Weird. Kristie and the real Mark seemed to enjoy it, blabbering something about 'it stayed true to the book! This makes me feel so happy,'

They walked out of the theater, and were halfway across the parking lot when they were attacked by Puppies of Death.

Well, not really. They were hellhounds, and most certainly not puppies. Puppies are cute. Hellhounds, with their salivating mouths and glowing red eyes, are not cute.

Caden and Jessica just calmly walked past them. They probably saw the not-cute hellhounds as cute puppies, and the hellhounds saw them as meat not worthy of their attention. At least, that's what Percy though. Why go for mortals when there's first class, delicious demigod meat?

Percy took out Riptide and uncapped it, while the others took out their weapons as well. The hellhounds were dust in a matter of seconds. No one had a scratch.

And then the perfectly normal date was over.

(Yeah right, Annie, as if normal dates have your godly parents in disguise pretending to date each other and dogs from hell.)

(Shut it, seaweed brain, I'm trying to write my essay!)

Done. Random one shot. It's set after IM-TT. I honestly only wrote this cause I have MAJOR writer's block so helppppp. This is probs trash, but eh. And yes, I know I finished the story ages ago and ppl have probs forgotten bout it but whateverrrrr.

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