With Great Power...
One day Fanboy and Chum Chum were chilling in the treehouse to aroma of opium and rocks that they were smoking when Fanboy turned to Chum Chum and said "Man, you gotta work that fat ass out."
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned!" Replyed Chum Chum.
"Liekly story, hit the fucking gym bitch, no-one wants to fuck a fatass."
"Fuck you, Fanboy!"
"You're my bitch, you don't talk to me like that!" Said Fanboy and trusts the lit end of the joint at Chum Chum which burns his forehead. Fanboy tears off Chum Chum's costume and started whipping his fucking fat bare skin. "Stop! It fucking kills!" Pleaded CC. Fanboy stopped then he grabs CC by the hair and dragged him to the end table and stuffs CC's mouth on the edge before his teeth and gums. Fanboy walks behind CC and boot him in the back of his head as fucking hard as he can and the table knocked CC's teeth out and fucked up his gums. CC was in tears.
"Now are you gonna be my bitch?" Said Fanboy.
"sssure am..." Said CC sputtering spit at FB's face.
"Don't fucking spit on my fucking face!" Shouted Fanboy as he punched CC upside the head knocking him out.
Later that Fanboy stood over the unconscious CC and started unrinating in his mouth. "Wake up, fat bastard!" This wakes CC up. "Time to haul ass to the frosty mart!"
So FB rode on CC's. back like a camel the the frosty mart.
"Hello my sexy bitches it is I, Fanboy! Can I get two frosty feezes my sexy Nigro?" Asked FB.
"That'll be five bucks." Lenny said.
"Uh, is there any anyway I could convince you to give then to me for free?"
"Well..."
and then we jump to Lenny on his knees sucking FB's peanut sized wiener.
"Yeah... (glug)" said Lenny "You can have them... (gulp) for free..."
"Whoo hoo! Free frosty freezes!"
After getting free head and two frosty freezes Fanboy was about to leave the store when suddenly CC was getting his shit tube torn apart by Boog gargantuan third leg. "Put down my bitch, biotch!" Said Fanboy. "Make me, fagboy!" said Boog. Fanboy threw a box of levitra at Boog which went into Boog's mouth and he swallowed it. Boog started to laugh but then his penis swollen up like a balloon and got bigger and bigger and then it exploded. Boog died and CC was freed but his ass was severly ripped open so he couldn't walk properly.
"Thanks Fanboy, could I have one of those Frosty feezes now?" Ask CC.
"Fuck off and get your own! Fat fuck!" Shouted Fanboy.
Fanboy saddled up on CC once more. But CC was unable to walk so Fanboy had to shove a Frosty Freeze in CC's 10 Meter stretched anus as ointment. And Fanboy rode off into the sunset. Leaving Lenny to clean up all the blood, jizz, pieces of Boog's burst dick and his body off the floor.
May or might not to be continued depends if the author can be arsed really.