John Phoenix was relaxing on the sofa in the courthouse when suddenly there was the sound of a stupid ringtone in his pocket. He pulled out the phone he found during his investigation yesterday and answered it.
"Hello?"
Just then John Phoenix got smacked in the head! The attacker took the phone and ran away!
Then John Phoenix stood up and ran after the thief. Outside he ran into a man named Richard Wellington.
"You stole the phone!"
"How dare you slander me, you third-rate green cabbage of a lawyer!" shouted Wellington.
"Because I remember you attacking me and running away," said John Phoenix.
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Wellington strangled himself and died.
The End!