Alien Resurr Eggtion: Part 1

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The shot appeared after a black screen, revealing the familiar camp Wawanakwa, water still waving, and a bird flying overhead. "Last time on Total Drama Island!" A memorable voice said, his tone sounding very excited. "Owen and Gwen battled it out for one hundred thousand dollars, Owen the lovable oaf won the super sized check." A clip of Owen and Gwen competing in the rejected Olympics was shown, and a clip we haven't seen before of a freakishly large check being shown off to the previous cast. "We asked him if he wanted to give it up for one, million, big ones!" Chris said, emphasising the money. "Unfortunately, he wasn't able to give up his prize, so now, we have a new cast, who will report here on this film lot!" The host said, as the shot cut to him standing in a film lot. "They have been instructed to report to this film lot, for a whole new set of movie themed challenges!" Chris said, the scene flashing to a new location he would walk to. "Fourth Two days, Thirteen cast mates, one heckuva lot of cash!." Chris monologued, as a camera roll of thirteen teenagers who weren't in the first season appears, scrolling at such a fast pace that you couldn't even see them all, only for it to burn up to show a treasure chest full of gold. "Welcome too:"

"Total!"

"Drama"

"Action!"

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Note of electric guitars started playing, as four cameras appeared seemingly out of nowhere, the last two coming out of a sewer and tree respectively, revealing a rat and raccoon as they did so.

"Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine"

Lyrics started playing as the camera rushed through the film lot. Chris stopped by on a golf cart so the camera could pass by, and several backgrounds crossed like traffic, so the camera could dodge them.

"You guys are on my mind"

The lyrics continued, as the camera ran up a hill to dive into a pool, so it could cut away to water.

"You asked me what I wanted to be, and now I think the answer is plain to see, I wanna beeee famous!"

The pool was revealed to have Cameron inside, swimming away frantically from a shark. The camera panned up to show Lightning, jumping around in a surfboard dodging seagulls. Eventually, one knocked him off, that person was Jo, who was laughing at his expense. She noticed Brick standing beside her, and looked angry at her, so the camera rushed to the back of the room, so the door opened up after the Sascuatwanakwa ran to the other side.

"I wanna live, close to the sun"

The camera zoomed in on Anne Maria, who had a bikini on, and was sunbathing with two sharks. She faced the camera, and a flash of light appeared, which transitioned to the next scene.

"So pack your bags cause I've already won"

The camera went to the confessional, where Dakota was getting her makeup done. A can of hairspray sprayed her in the eyes, which caused her to run off crying.

"Everything to prove nothing's in my way, I'll get there one dayyy"

Two beams were standing up, and they both had one person on it. The left beam had Staci, and the other was B. Staci was constantly talking, and B was getting annoyed, so he used his dueling stick to push Staci off the platform

"Cause I wanna beeee famouuus!"

Chef was in his new kitchen, cooking some sort of green stew. He stirred it up some, and gave it to Scott. He ate it without hesitation, and had a weirdly satisfying look on his face, despite the disgusting vibe it gave.

"Na na na na na na na na naaaa na na na na naaaaa"

Sam looked at a camera system curiously, and pressed a button on the keyboard, which caused an explosion, causing him to flinch. Dawn was on the building, and a bear came around being startled by the noise. She did her best to calm it down, and succeeded, having the bear start panting like a dog.

"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!"

A limousine pulled up, and had Mike and Zoey in it. The looked at each other lovingly, and opened the door so the camera can go in with lots of flashes. Chris stood at a studio, and had his classic grin. Chef walked up next to him in a dress, looking angry at him. Chris looked away guilty, tying to avoid the situation.

(Whistle in same tune)

The camera pulled away, revealing that the footage was just a recording the whole time, and we were actually in the aftermath studio. Staci was trying to talk on a couch, but there was duct tape on her mouth, and she couldn't speak. The camera also pulled away, showing the new cast on the left, and the old cast on the right.

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The shot cut to a sewer, it was steaming, but then a limousine came into the scene to have Chris complaining. "Yeah yeah, I get it. Look, this is my show, so I can do what I want, even if it is having a smaller cast, it allows for more seasons to be pumped out quicker." The host explained, he sounded annoyed, and promptly hung up the phone. The first taxi pulled up, having a dirty blonde haired woman. Her vibe screamed tomboy, and she had a stern expression on her face, smiling with determination. "Finally, it's about time you got here, anyway, hello Jo."

"Don't speak to me like that." Jo said, annoyed by how Chris greeted her. Chris was surprised by her tone, and stepped to the side slightly.

"Alright, that's cool dude, I'll just let you take your anger out on the other contestants." Jo rolled her eyes at the narcissist's comment. Just then, another taxi pulled up.

It was a ginger boy in a wife beater, and he had a smirk on his face, though you could tell there was something behind that smirk. Jo looked at him oddly "stay out of my way unless you value your kiwis." She told him in a threatening manner.

"Right back atch'ya" the dirt farmer said, Jo smirked, but it dropped as soon as the new comer sniffed his pits.

"Welcome Scott" The host introduced, Scott smiled, and took the high-five he offered, though Chris wipes it off after realizing what he's done. Another taxi pulled up, revealing a woman with pure red hair, decorated with a flower. She seemed much nicer than before, and had a smile on her face, one that wasn't malicious like the others before. "Zoey everyone!"

"H-hi everyone! It's great to be in the actual Total Drama! I-I'm Zoey by the way." The indie girl said happily. Her face was eager for a response, but she had some sort of doubt in her eyes.

"Yeah, we know that already." Scott said, not carrying when Zoey looked at the ground sadly. Jo noticed the girl, and decided to introduce herself.

"Nice to meet you, I'm Jo." The fitness girl greated. Zoey perked up at this, and smiled again.

"Oh, high Jo, it's nice to meet you." She offered for a handshake.

"Not really" was all the tomboy said in response. Before Zoey could react, a taxi pulled into view. It contained a tall guy, with a blue shirt, and spiky black hair.

"Everyone, meet Mike, and four others." Chris said, introducing him with a sly smile.

"Wait, what does he mean by that?" Zoey asked, her eyebrows raising in question.

"Um Uh, nothing, nothing at all!" Mike answered one a quick pace, his voice made it quite clear that he was possibly lying. Scott raised his eyebrows in thought, thinking about what he could do with this information. Before the conversation could continue, the next taxi pulled up, and Mike went to go stand by Zoey, sending a friendlier vibe from her. The taxi contained an arrogant jock, with a confident smile on his face, similar to Jo.

"This is Lightning everyone." Chris introduced, seeming to like the jock already.

"Ha! Hello gorgeous!" The jock said as he kissed his own mussels. He stood next to Jo and Scott, and looked at Jo.

"Something tells me we aren't gonna get along." Jo said, glaring at the Lightning.

"Probably not, everybody loves the Lightning!" 'The Lightning' exclaimed, as Jo's glare deepened.

Zoey looked at him weirdly. "Did he just speak in the third person?" Zoey asked, leaning closer to Mike.

"Yeah, I think so." Mike simply answered. Just then, another taxi pulled up revealing a soldier in military get up.

"Brick Mcarthor, reporting for duty!" Brick said, diluting to his fellow competitors.

"Brick? What kind of name is that?" Lightning asked, unintentionally rude.

"I second that." Scott said, unlike Lightning, his rudeness wasn't an accident. Before Brick could answer, the next taxi pulled up. The guy inside was large, and quiet, as he said nothing getting out. There was a weird silence between the teens, before Jo decided to speak up.

"So? Are you going to talk or not?"

"B never talks, it's all over his aura." A quiet voice came from behind Jo, making her jump.

"Gah! Don't sneak up on me like that." Jo responded, a form of aggression in her voice.

"Ma'am, please just calm down." Brick tried calming down the tomboy. Having many people look at the commotion going on.

"Yes, this is my fault, I truly am sorry." The aura reader said.

"I see you've met Dawn." Chris said, smiling at what was happening. Jo just scoffed, moving away from Brick and Dawn. Another Taxi pulled up, having a blonde woman in pink glam, with a smile on their face. "Dakota!"

"Hey there, Dakota here, and I'm here to-" before she could finish, the next taxi pulled up, containing a girl with a thick body, and a loud attitude, carrying hairspray as she came out.

"Oh, yeah, thirty more coats atta do it." Suddenly, footsteps came quickly to her, and pushed her to the side. "Uh!" She screamed as she was pushed aside.

"Hey! Don't take away from my camera time!" Dakota shouted, as the new girl retaliated by using her hair spray as a weapon.

"Yeah, my great great great great grand-" another girl came around with a think accent, only to be sprayed by the yet-to-be introduced girl's hair spray.

"Anne Maria and Staci, they put on quite the show huh?" Chris laughed at the fight breaking out.

Jo looked the jersey girl up and down. "Now that's an attitude I could respect." Scott seemed to nod his head in agreement.

"Well, she could be a little less mean." Zoey commented.

"I would have to agree." Mike followed up, which caused Zoey to smile.

"Girl you are fine!" Lightning said, annoyingly loud.

"Yeah, you ain't too bad yourself, but you better stay outta my way if you don't wanna get eliminated. Jo seemed to laugh at her response, as Lightning just seemed annoyed. Another taxi came around, having a short black boy in a maroon hoodie.

"Wow! Fresh air, real people, pigeons!" As he finished his amazement, the flock of pigeons rushed at him, causing him to fall over and wince in pain. Brick ran up to him, attempting to help him up.

"Are you alright soldier?" Brick asked, in a sort of panic.

"Yeah, I'm fine, thanks for asking though." The boy said, still wincing from the pain.

"This is Cameron everyone, real winner material ain't he?" The host introduced, seeming to snicker at his own joke. Another car pulled up, being the thirteenth.

A chubby guy came out, holding a handheld device that resembled a DS.

"Oh yeah, grenade launcher upgrade, that outta teach them." The gamer narrated, seemingly not paying attention to what was going on around him, he walked into Dakota, and stumbled into her.

"Ah! Watch where you're going freak!" She then ran off towards Brick and stood behind him.

"Uh, I'm sorry? I really didn't mean to hurt you." He looked at the girl in a confused way.

"And finally, this is Sam." Chris finished, causing the others to be confused. Eventually, Zoey decided to speak up.

"Wait, but this is only thirteen, that's a huge drop off from last time." The indie girl commented, most of the others voicing their agreement.

"Well, you see, a lower cast will allow for seasons to be pumped out quicker. All will eventually be explained, but first, let's get to the tour." Just as Chris finished, a golf cart with lost of seats pulled up, being driven by Chef. "Well, would you look at that, just in time! Now hop on everyone." The new cast did as they were instructed, grabbing their luggage and boarding the cart. "Come on people, we don't have all day, this cart is rented by the hour." The contestants were getting annoyed by Chris's antics, and Anne Maria was the first to speak up.

"Alright, we get it yeah! Just drive the stupid car!" She demanded, causing Zoey and Brick to flinch at her sudden rudeness.

"Yeah, my great great great great grandfather invented golf carts. Before him, people just had to walk in cars with their feet, oh so painful, and my great-" Jo pinched her lips shut so the compulsive liar couldn't talk anymore.

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"Welcome to the set of Total, Drama, Action!" Chris greeted, pointing fingers at the camera. "This season's challenges will be shot here, on an abandoned film lot." Chris drove to the storage sheds, showing the film lot.

Dakota gasped. "Wow! Does this mean we're going to be in movies?"

Chris looked back at the actress. "No, you'll be on TV, and don't interrupt me, ever!" Pointing his finger at Dakota's nose and flicking it.

"Hey! Take it easy!" Dakota yelled in offense.

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"You'll be competing here in challenges, to win the grand reward of one million dollars!" Chris announced, the scene flashing to a western theme as he spoke.

Sam was the first to speak up. "Oh yeah! Let's win some rewards!" Chris looked back at Sam with a glare. The gamer took notice, and mimicked zipping his mouth shut and throwing the key away.

"At the end of each challenge, one camper will make their way down the dreaded walk of shame to the Lame-o-sine." Chris rolled his windows up, and smoke appeared from the limousine he was talking about, blowing in the teen's faces. Suddenly, a loud gasp was heard coming from Mike, and his face switched to that of an old man.

"Oh come on! Back in my day, we took the smoke like a winner, and dealt with it ourselves." Zoey and Brick looked at him oddly, while Cameron decided to write down some notes.

"Be quiet lanky boy, now, sense we don't have the outhouse to dump your deepest darkest secrets in, you will have to dish the dirt in our new makeup confessional."

XXX

Dakota sat in the confessional room, looking around in wonder. "Oh my sparkles! A whole trailer full of makeup?" Dakota questioned in excitement, a hand reached out with a stick of lipstick in their hand. "Hmm? Oh, sorry, I don't use that brand."

XXX

It was Zoey's turn to be in the confessional, and she had her hands in her lap. "Wow, I'm in an actual Total Drama confessional. I hope I can make some new friends, or, friends period." She said sadly. "I hope they all like me, oh, am I being too pushy? Is this flower too big? You'll like me right? The girl said quicker after each question.

XXX

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"On your left, you will see the craft services tent, owned by Chef." Lots of rustling was heard in the tent, and a Raccoon ran out, being chased by Chef with a meat cleaver in his hands.

"Hey! Stop chasing that poor defenseless animal!" Dawn shouted, Chris noticed and sped off, almost causing Dawn to fall off the cart.

"If you make it past Chef, you will have to get through the dramatic award ceremony, where you will have to gain a Gilded Chris award to stay in the game." Chris explained, the Gilded Chris sparkling as he said it.

XXX

Jo sat in the confessional camera laughing, eventually, she decided to speak up. "Really? The Gilded Chris award? What a narcissist." She suddenly dropped her laughter and became serious. "Don't get me wrong though, I still want one."

XXX

"Uh, can we get this tutorial out of the way please?" Sam asked, as Chris glared at the gamer.

"I have an eject button, and I will use it." Chris said, still glaring at the gamer.

Sam suddenly dropped his board act. "Actually, we can keep the gameplay going." Chris smiles at his comment, liking the response he got.

"Wow! This has to be a dream!" Cameron observes as the cast enters the space setting.

"No Cameron, it is not, but you may soon wish it was." Cameron soon looked somewhat scared, a speculative look on his face. "A few months ago, this lot was rented out to a high budget alien movie. Unfortunately, the main actor began experiencing some, Uh, Ah, difficulties?"

Brick gasped. "Oh no! What happened to him?" He seemed to actually be somewhat panicked.

"Actually, the actor wasn't a him, it was actually Chef in an alien costume!" Chris made it out to be much scarier than it actually was, a few just looking blankly, others rolling their eyes.

"Well, what do we do now?"

XXX

Brick sat in the confessional camera this time, having a slightly disappointed look on his face. "You know, seeing the previous season, that probably wasn't the best thing to ask."

XXX

A loud growl was heard, and it seemed to be fake, as if it was coming from a horn. It was loud enough to make the teens cover their ears though. "Hey hey! Calm down, that yell does not belong to any known species."

"She's right." Defended Cameron. Chris suddenly screeched to a halt, making a loud sound as he did so.

"Because we're on a film lot, this season's challenges will be based on different movie genres. Today's genre, the alien movie!" Chris out his hands up in excitement, and laughed at a joke he didn't make. "Duh" A flash of green quickly ran across screen, and caused the contestants to gasp.

"The-the-the-that, few." Brick sputtered, fainting before he could finish his sentence. Chris pokes him for a bit.

"Ha, man down! For your first challenge, everyone must go to the alien's secret base, and grab its eggs. The first two people back to the cast trailers will win immunity, and get to pick the teams." The Twelve teens looked at each other worryingly, some with grim anticipation, others with sweating fear. "Chef has kindly been asked to act as the alien, aaaand action!" The teens looked at Chris confused, as crickets could be heard. "Uh, that means go."

(Cue credits)

Author's note:

Well, that raps up the first episode of TDA: Starring Gen 2. If you were wondering why I changed the challenge, it's simple. The first episode of TDA always just felt like some highschool reunion, and because there is a new cast, I have to introduce them as if it were the actual TV show, this not having enough time for the monster challenge, and having to skip to aliens. Also, my least favorite season has my favorite cast, and my favorite season has my least favorite cast, with Sierra and Alejandro too I guess. Anyway, goodbye, I actually have the next four episodes written already, so they should be out soon.