Prologue
In the year 2016, Donaldo Drumpf became president of the United States of America.
In 2020, Drumpf was counting the last days of his seat in the White House until he lost the presidential election to his democratic opponent Donna Drumpf, leading radical feminist, #MeToo proponent and multi trillionaire with unparalleled influence over every business in America including the entertainment industry and the country's education and boasts over a billion Twitter followers worldwide.
With her resources, Drumpf colluded with the Combine Empire for aid in the election and to help cement her rule over America once she became president. With their pulse rifles, Combine soldiers patrolled the streets, corralling citizens through voting booths and "suggesting" them to vote for Drumpf and taking away anyone who either voted for Donaldo Drumpf or just refused to vote for her.
When Jo Diben originally ran for president to compete against Drumpf, Donna Drumpf accused him of raping on Twitter and ordered the Combine to promptly execute him in public, allowing her to take his place to the cheers of her followers.
The #MeToo movement and companies such as Funkimation, Mooster Teeth and Disnay also utilised the Combine as their personal military and security forces who executed any named persons they accused on Twitter of sexual misconduct or "political deviance" like Vic Mangolia, Jimmy Combing, Chris Pate, Alex Hollo'ka and many more and did the same to their public supporters, effectively quelling them to silence as the media, under Drumpfs control, framed them as alt-right insurrectionists and loyalists to the former president. The 99.9% of America rallied for Donna Drumpf as their new president and messiah.
At a whim, Drumpf rechristened the country to the "Holy Empire of Sarkeesia" under the pretext that America as a whole is irredeemably white supremacist so a new nation must built from its ashes. Thus, with the Combine forces as her iron fist, Drumpf established nation wide martial law and abolished the fundamental laws that served as America's foundation from the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, in which Article 19 states the Freedom of speech to Innocent-Until-Proven Guilty as followed from the Fifth, Sixth and Fourteenth Amendments – all of which she claims were invented by the Patriarchy to oppress women, racial minorities and the LGBTQ community for the benefits of the White Man. All challengers to her claims were silenced.
Therefore, with Due Process abolished, Sarkeesia discourages any crime reporting to the Police, all of whom the Combine "liquidated", in favour of Twitter and all accusations against white men are treated as true without need for investigation and the Combine would process them for public execution.
In the name of religious freedom, Drumpf established The Church of Feminology as Sarkeesia's main religion, of which she was founder of since the 1950s and proposes as the only "true" feminism. According to the teachings of Feminology, the human race, as we know it, were reincarnated from rebels banished to Earth as punishment for a failed revolt, led by Drumpf herself the reincarnation of Lucifer against The Galactic Patriarchy led by Intergalactic General Drumpf who invented the worlds religions with himself as God their central deity to control the masses. With the defeated rebels reincarnated into the flesh of women, people of colour and LGBTQ people, they were forced into servitude for the white men who are the warrior caste of the Galactic Patriarchy incarnated to enjoy the pleasures of the flesh as their generals reward for their millennia of servitude conquering the known universe and Drumpf himself would incarnate as several known tyrants throughout history such as Hitler and the former president of the United States himself.
As such, as Feminology further claims, all codes of morality including the Ten Commandments of the Bible, are a social invention of the Galactic Patriarchy to subdue its slaves while the white man knowingly bends those rules themselves for their own benefit. So, as part of their liberation, Sarkeesia must cast aside all notions of good and evil and "beat the patriarchy at its own game".
Any attempts at resistance, both violent and non-violent, were met with the flash of a gun barrel while the media generalized all dissidence against Sarkeesia's draconian rule as "far-right white male fascists desperately clinging to what's left of their power" and celebrities, big and small, without exception all propagated its "truth" to their fans, who themselves are given liberty to spy on each other and report any suspected racism, misogyny or other forms of discrimination and even the smallest perceived sleights are met with the end of a Combine stun baton.
The Combine began rounding up Drumpf's supporters as well as the apolitical and even democrats, liberals, women, people of colour and members of the LGBTQ community who protested Donna Drumpf's tyranny – it didn't matter who they were. They were all were fair game – and sent them away to concentration camps converted from golf fields by the Anti-Golf League led by Tiger Woods.
Sat atop her throne in the Combine Citadel, erected in place of a demolished White House, Drumpf did not confine her power to the carcass of America alone. Her immeasurable followers across the world, having infiltrated every facet of society, rose to take control from Britain to throughout Europe, Asia and Africa. Threatened with the annihilation of their countries, almost every world leader bent the knee to Drumpf's sovereignty and allowed her forces to police their streets and replace all religion with Feminology – all except for Japan.
To make an example for the rest of the world, Sarkeesia promptly fired a nuclear missile into Tokyo, killing over 14 million citizens – men, women and children, intimidating the rest of the populace into compliance. And then Sarkeesia fired a couple more nukes onto Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a grim call to the past, for good measure while celebrities and their followers mocked their destruction over Twitter. HAHA! That'll show those fucking Russian bots! Serves you right you misogynistic shits! Hey! Let's nuke Texas too while we're at it. I wanna see those conservatives scream! #AllHailSarkeesia
In 2020, the world bent the knee...
