"Is that all you got, Spider-Fag?" yelled Doctor Octopus while standing on a balcony.
Doctor Octopus was up to his tricks again, earlier today he stole nine thousand dollars from the bank, and shoved all of it up his ass. Spider-Man was immediately on the scene. He saw Doctor Octopus shove every single dollar in his rectum.
"You're going to jail!" said the red faggot as he shot some of his web at the Doctor. Spidey's web got caught in his eyes. Doctor Octopus screamed as it was literally burning his fucking eyes off. Melting as he stumbled off the balcony, falling down. While falling his tried to hang on the building, but it was no use as the web-filled acid was now in his throat, burning his vocal cords while his face was nothing but a skull. He died as his slammed to the ground with a loud thud.
Everyone around the area cheered, knowing that New York City was saved once again. Spider-Man took a bow, but then he felt a rumble in his stomach. Oh fuck. He has to shit.
"God damn it. I just shit like an hour ago" said the red faggot. He walked into a door that lead to a staircase. Normally he would just fly off while taking a shit in the process. Imagine walking down the street and all of the sudden, shit falls from the sky and lands on your head. You look up and see none other than Spider-Man himself swinging in the air while dumping his shit from his asshole.
There was a bathroom near the staircase. He had to be quick. He didn't want his websuit covered in shit. He stormed into the bathroom, but he then realized that he wouldn't make it to toilet. He looked around, trying to find a spot to shit. He saw the nearby sink. It's now or never as he jumped onto the sink and squatted like a duck. It was go time. With all of his strength he began the shitting of his lifetime. He screamed in agony. He never shat this hard in his entire life.
Spider-Man sat there for what felt like hours. He was now finished but before he could leave, he had to wipe his ass with a paper towel, as he couldn't get to the stale where the toilet paper holder was. He wiped and he wiped, making sure that he got every shot known to man. He finally got up and marched to the toilet and flushed the shit paper away. Walking back to the sink he noticed how magnificent his shit looked. He stood there and thought to himself, "I wonder what shit tastes like?"
He took a huge pile of his shit and put it inside his mouth. It tasted so wonderful! Why didn't people try this? Anyway, he stuffed his face full of shit. He moaned in pleasure. Just then motherfucking Batman walks in and screams from the horror in which was in front of him. He pulled out a Glock 43 and shot Spider-Man in the head, killing him instantly. He walked over to his body and right before shooting him again 27 times more, he said "I'm tired of your bullshit. Your fucking bullshit. You're stupid and overrated. Fuck you". After this he killed himself. The red faggot and the dark Knight were both dead in the bathroom.
New York was then taken over by Hobgoblin, and everyone was his bitch. Giving oral sex and sucking his cock. Meanwhile in Gotham, Harley Quinn was having buttsex with the Joker, live on Fox News.
I'm sorry.