Just like how every "good" story starts, normal dude, walking home and somehow ends up getting slammed by a truck that appeared out of fucking nowhere. Now I got this R.O.B (random omnipotent being) yammering on…
"h-hey… HEY! Are u even listening to me?"
"No… not really."
"Aah you're one of those ones aren't you?"
"Those ones?"
"The trying to be sarcastic and nonchalant but I'm actually shitting my pants ones."
"..."
"Well go on say something!"
"The fuck you want me to say? I get it you "randomly" killed me and you want to make it up to me yadda yadda yadda. I'm just waiting for the part where you make it up to me."
"You ungrateful shit… FINE. Now behold! My amazing wheel of gifts."
Says the R.O.B as a massive, and I mean a gigantic wheel of fortune appears at a snap of it's fingers.
"Pffffffft. Hahahahaahaha"
"Care to tell me what's so funny?" – asked the annoyed being as a tick mark appeared on it's forhead.
"I-I'm sorry but that's one hell of a dumbass name" – I said while wheezing from laughing.
"… you're gonna pay for that you know?"
" sorry?"
"Anyway come closer to the wheel and press the button"
Moving closer I saw what written on the wheel. There were hundreds of different shows listed on it, from TV shows to anime…'I honestly should have expected this… eh fuck it' – I thought as I pressed the massive red button on it. The wheel spun and spun and spun…
" goddamn it how long is this going to take?"
"got anywhere to be?" – asked the amused deity, words dripping with sarcasm.
"finally it's slowing down" – I said as the wheel slowed, the arrow on the top of it going through different shows, from The Walking Dead and Breaking Bad to One Piece and Fairy Tail. After a few seconds it came to a halting stop on a word that made my stomach drop.
NARUTO
"There it is your next life!"
"wait… wait do I get a re-spin?"
"Fuck no" – said the R.O.B as everything went dark.
The noise of wooden wheels clattering against gravel and girt finally awoke me as I stood up in a cold sweat. 'fuck… shit this Is baaaad! This is really fucking bad… Naruto seriously? This cluster fuck of a world? Couldn't it been fairy tail or some friendship powered world and not the place where people could kill you with a lightning fart' – in the midst of my panic I failed to acknowledge the people that were staring at me, in what seemed to be a carriage.
-"Sorry bad dream… where exactly are we going?"
-"Konohagakure" – said one of the passangers.
-"… fuck"