A/N: Surprise! I was inspired to write this today! I wanted to finally get the argument settled once and for all! So I hope you all enjoy this story. I am not going to ramble on, I will let you get to what you came here for.
Happy Reading :)
~~~DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN GLEE! JUST BORROWED SOME CHARACTERS!~~~
Mercedes and Sam were bringing in the last of their boxes off the moving truck. They were finally moving into their new home and could be the married couple they wanted to be. It had been a bit of a struggle when they got married two years ago right out of college, but neither of them regretted not waiting like they initially planned. They were so in love and just wanted to be together, but finding jobs right out of college turned out to not be as easy as they both hoped. Sam was working on getting his comic book out and published, but not a lot of interest was coming right away. Mercedes was shopping her demo around, but the opportunities were not coming. They thought they would have to go back to Lima and live with their family if something didn't work out for them. Thankfully they had the support of their families and they helped them out to keep them in their tiny apartment in LA. Along with them taking any and every odd job they could get their hands on, they were able to stay afloat. Their love and determination kept them going and finally it was like everything started happening for them. Sam's comic got into the right hands at Marvel and they hired him right away and were in talks of him making a sequel to his comic. And Mercedes got signed to an indie label that fell in love with her voice and put all their resources behind her album and she currently had the number one single on the billboard charts. So of course some hefty payouts were coming both their ways and they were finally able to get a home that suited them and big enough to start a family.
"I think that's the last of it!" Mercedes said with a smile as she plopped down on the couch.
Sam nodded, closing the door behind him, "Yeah, we are officially moved into our home." He took a quick look around, before joining his wife on the couch. "Welcome home Mrs. Evans." He leaned in and kissed her sweetly on her lips.
She happily returned the kiss from her husband, "It feels so good to finally say that Mr. Evans." She kissed him again.
They never felt like the apartment they were in before felt like home. They worked so much they never spent a lot of time together, which tried to put a strain on their marriage, but they wouldn't give up on each other. Now they didn't have to work all those odd jobs and just focus on their passions and each other. They felt like they could finally breathe.
"I guess we should try to start unpacking huh?" She asked, looking at the living room full of boxes.
He sighed, "I guess so, but I would rather stay here and christen our new house." He wiggled his eyebrows at Mercedes.
"We already did that the day we got our keys, remember?" She laughed and playfully slapped his shoulder.
A dreamy look came over Sam's face as he thought about that day they closed on the house and how he had his way with his sexy wife on every surface of their new home. "That's right...but we didn't have our bed here, so we need to carry this up to the bedroom." He started kissing her neck trying to entice her.
As much as she would love to give in to him and his advances, she knew one thing that would stop everything, "Mmmm Sam, as much as I would love that, there's one problem with your plan."
Sam gave her a quizzical look, "What problem is preventing me from sexing my wife?"
She pointed to the rails standing against the wall, "You haven't put the bed together yet."
He let out a low growl and sighed, "Yeah that is a problem I guess." He slowly stood up, let me get that taken care of right away, so tonight there are no problems getting what I want." He grabbed the rails and made his way up to the bedroom.
"I'll start getting things done down here!" She called after him.
Several hours later they sat down in their kitchen in front of a plethora of Chinese food, "You think you ordered enough Mercedes?" Sam asked as he helped himself to some fried rice.
"I just wanted to make sure we had a nice assortment of things to choose from." She shrugged. "Besides, I know how much my husband loves this place and I want to keep my man happy." A small, flirty smirk etched on her face.
"You definitely do that baby, your husband is very happy." He smiled brightly. "I can't believe we have done so much so fast, this place looks very livable already."
They had managed to get the living room, dining room, bedroom, and kitchen pretty much done.
"Yeah we got a lot done today, but we still got a lot more to go." She said as she took a sip of water. "But with everyone coming over this weekend, we have to get as much done as possible."
That comment had Sam groaning again, "Why did we allow them to come this weekend? I feel like it's so quick to have guests."
Mercedes nodded, "It is, but it just so happens that everyone was going to be in town this weekend and wanted to throw us a housewarming party."
As much as Sam loved and missed their friends, he really wanted to spend time with Mercedes alone in their new home. And as if she was reading his mind, she chimed in, "Don't worry babe, you have me forever and always. We can spend one night with our friends." That brought a huge smile to his face and he quickly went to her side, pulling her into him and kissed her fiercely. "Man, I can't wait to get you pregnant."
She pulled back,"Sam Evans!"
"I know! I'm crazy!"
"Yes you are! But I know you're crazy about me." She pulled him in for another kiss, which led to not finishing dinner.
Saturday night came and Sam and Mercedes had their home ready enough to have their friends over. They had spent all day getting things ready for the housewarming party.
"I don't know why they said they wanted to throw us a housewarming party and we are the ones who have to do all the work." Sam sighed as he placed more food on the table.
Mercedes chuckled, "They offered to have everything catered, but I said no. I wanted to cook."
He looked at her like she had two heads, "Why wouldn't you take that offer? It would have saved us a lot of time and money."
She waved him off, "I wanted to make sure the food was good. And it didn't cost us anything, I had them give me what they were going to pay a caterer and I spent way less on food, so we came out better."
Sam looked at his wife with an impressed look, "Brains and beauty, I definitely married up." He chuckled.
She struck a pose, "Don't you forget it." She kissed him as she passed by. She squealed when she felt a swat to her ass.
"Oh I could never forget." He winked.
They continued getting things ready and before they knew it their guests started to arrive. The party was in full swing when everyone was sitting around eating and drinking.
"Aretha, good call on doing all the cooking" Santana finished off her short rib, "this is so much better than any catered thing." She said with her mouth full.
Kurt cringed, "Must you talk with your mouth full Santana? How gross." He shuddered at her actions, which garnered him getting flipped off.
Mercedes jumped in to make sure it goes no further, "Thank you San, y'all know cooking is cathartic for me."
"Sam you better keep your gym membership up with her around." Puck snorted, "I would be eating all the time."
"My wife cooks food that works for my body as well, so I'm good. But I do have my membership." He laughed.
"It's so good that we can all get together after all these years." Rachel said with a huge grin on her face. "I miss you all, but it's amazing to see how we are taking on everything life throws at us." She rests her head on Finn's shoulder.
"Yeah, even if things don't turn out how we thought it was going to be, we still seem to land on our feet." Blaine stated, looking over at his best friend.
"Remember when all we worried about was Nationals." Artie piped up.
"And Glee drama." Tina stated.
"Oh, and Sam and Mercedes never-ending Sexy off's" Mike laughed, which caused more laughter from everyone else in the room.
Sam sat up, "Which I clearly won."
"Excuse me!" Mercedes looked at her husband, "You did not clearly win anything! If I recall, it all came down to Kurt's vote which we never got. But obviously, my bestie would have voted for me if you didn't always get hot and bothered by all this sexiness." She rubbed her hands over her body.
Sam licked his lips, "You are sexy no doubt, but you were definitely pulling me out of the room."
She let out a laugh, "Oh baby, I think you have a slight case of amnesia because it was definitely you doing the pulling."
Quinn shook her head, "Why did we bring this up again? They will never let it go now."
Mercedes shook her head and stood up, "No, we are going to settle this once and for all."
Sam looked at her with a glint in his eye, "What are you talking about baby? I don't have anything ready."
She put her hands on her hips, "Oh don't worry, by the time I finish you won't be able to perform." She turned and headed to the bedroom to grab a few things and get herself ready.
Everyone was just as shocked, "Are we really about to get a Mercedes Jones performance?" Artie smiled so bright, "Oh this is going to be a good night."
"Mercedes Evans." Sam corrected.
Brittany walked over to Sam and patted him on the shoulder, "I think you might have awoken a sexy beast tonight, I hope you're ready."
Sam didn't know what to expect but he was definitely ready for it. "Oh I'm so ready." His green eyes grew dark.
Blaine noticed the look in his friends eyes, "I hope you guys are ready to get kicked out." He chuckled.
"I already got my purse in hand." Santana said.
Mercedes quickly fixed her makeup and hair. She put on an oversized white button-down shirt, red lace bra, red boy shorts, and her red bottom stilettos. She was going to prove to Sam that he was never going to out sexy her. She knew exactly what she was going to perform. This was going to be risky since she hadn't practiced any of this, but she didn't need to practice to be sexy, she just was. She shot a text down to Sam and told him to get a chair and sit in the middle of the room. She gave herself one last look, "Sam Evans, get ready to eat your words...and then me." She smirked and headed back downstairs. Before she got into view she got everyone's attention, "You all ready?" Her voice was low and sultry. "Sam, play number 69 on my playlist."
He grabbed the remote to their stereo and went to the right number, not really knowing what song it was. But as soon as it started and Mercedes came down the stairs he knew he was in trouble. "Fuck"
Mercedes Evans was not here to play any games tonight, Sam Evans was going to learn tonight.
Would You Mind by Janet Jackson
Baby would you mind touching me
Ever so slowly
You're making me quiver
Baby would you mind undressing me
Making me feel sexy
While in the moment
'Cause I'm gonna
Mercedes made sure to dance all around Sam, but never touching him. She would slap his hand away when he tried to touch her.
Bathe you, play with you, rub you, caress you
Tell how much I've missed you
I just wanna
Touch you, tease you, lick you, please you
Love you, hold you, make love to you
And I'm gonna
Her hips were mesmerizing and Sam was hypnotized by her every movement.
Kiss you, suck you, taste you, ride you,
Feel you deep inside me ooh
I just wanna
Kiss you, suck you, taste you, ride you
Feel you, make you come too
Baby, would you mind kissing me
All over my body
She finally straddled his lap, pressing her breasts against his chest. She smiled when she heard him let a moan slip from his lips. I got him right where I want him. She thought to herself.
You missed a spot - there
Baby, would you mind tasting me
It's making me all juicy
Feeling your lips on mine
'Cause I'm gonna
Bathe you, play with you, rub you, caress you
Tell how much I've missed you
I just wanna
Touch you, tease you, lick you, please you
Love you, hold you make love to you
And I'm gonna
Kiss you, suck you, taste you, ride you
Feel you deep inside me ooh
I just wanna
Kiss you, suck you, taste you, ride you
Feel you, make you come too
She got downright sinful at this point, not really caring that her friends were right there watching, she was performing for her husband and she was on a mission to make him say once and for all that she was a sexier performer than he was. She moved like a tigress, and feeling him harden against her was such a turn on.
Baby would you mind coming inside of me
Letting your juices free
Deep in my passion
'Cause I'm gonna
Bathe you, play with you, rub you, caress you
Tell how much I've missed you
I just wanna
Touch you, tease you, lick you, please you
Love you, hold you make love to you
And I'm gonna
Kiss you, suck you, taste you, ride you
Feel you deep inside me ooh
I just wanna
Kiss you, suck you, taste you, ride you
Feel you, make you come too
Once the song ended there was silence… no one could speak. Then finally one word broke the silence;
"WANKY!" Santana shouted out.
The crew erupted, "Oh my goodness!" Rachel fanned.
"I-I…" Artie couldn't articulate his words.
"Hot, hot, hot!" Sugar spat out.
Finn couldn't even speak, he simply just shook his head and kept his eyes glued on Mercedes.
"That Ass!" Blaine blurted out.
"You are one lucky fucking man Sam!" Puck declared.
Mike simply grabbed Tina and pulled her out of the house.
"Bye…" Tina squealed.
Sam and Mercedes hadn't spoken a word since the song ended, they just looked into each other's eyes. The tension between them was so thick you could have cut it with a knife.
Kurt smiled, "I guess we all know who the winner finally is."
Mercedes finally spoke, "I need to hear you say it Sam." Her voice was still breathy and sultry. Her voluptuous breasts were heaving up and down against his chest, and his eyes were glued to her body.
He licked his lips, "I'm going to get you pregnant tonight." He said in a low growl and he smiled when he felt her body tremble against his.
"Say it Sam…" She whispered in his ear.
"Will it get us upstairs any faster?"
"Say it…"
He sighed, "You win Mercedes." He pulled her in for the most passionate kiss he could muster up.
Blaine clapped his hands and stood up, "And on that note, we should go before the next part of the show starts. I don't think they are going to make it upstairs."
Everyone agreed and headed out the door. Mercedes and Sam didn't even notice they were gone until they heard the door slam. They looked up and started to laugh, "I guess we didn't have to kick them out this time." Mercedes said as she ran her thumb over his jaw.
"I'm glad they got the hint." Sam said as he started unbuttoning her shirt to get to that red bra that had been peeking out at him throughout her performance. "Now if we don't make it upstairs then it's all good." He slammed his lips against hers again, sliding his tongue in her mouth. Once they couldn't breathe he finally pulled away, "Now like I said before," he stood up, forcing her to wrap her legs around his waist, "I'm going to get you pregnant tonight Mercedes Evans." He started making his way up to their bedroom.
And Sam was a man of his word, he definitely impregnated Mercedes that night.
The End :)