Author's Note: Hey, y'all! Here is another Finding Nemo one-shot. This is parodied from the video link here:

(From YouTube)/watch?v=xMzpcWdOG-0

Don't take this TOO seriously, because it came in my head! As always, favs and follows are accepted; be sure to R&R! So, thanks and hope y'all enjoy! ^_^

Gill: (writes on the board)

Deb: (plays some music)

Bubbles: (dances to the beat)

Gill: (looks at the time) "All right, Deb. Uh, meeting is starting soon, so if you don't mind turning that off for me? I highly appreciate it. Thank you."

Bubbles: "Make her!"

Gill:(turns to Bubbles, who did the same)

Bubbles: (to Deb) "Turn it off! Turn it off!"

Deb: (turns the music off)

Bloat: (walks in) "Hi, is this Gill's Tank Gang meeting?"

Gill: "Yeah. Just take a seat wherever you like; meeting is starting in a few seconds."

Bloat: "Oh! So I could just sit wherever—?"

Gill: "Yeah, just sit down in any spots. I don't do assigned seats."

Bloat: "Oh, okay! Uh—" (sees a seat, and sits down with cheerfulness)

Gill: (stares at Bloat, who did the same with a smile while sitting in his seat.

Bubbles: "Why don't we sit in chairs instead of floors?"

Deb: (looks at where she was sitting)

The next day...

Bloat: (goes to his seat from yesterday, but stopped with a frown while staring)

Gurgle: (smiles while sitting on Bloat's seat and staring) "You got a problem?"

Bloat: "I mean~ you're kinda sitting in my seat."

Gurgle: "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see your name on it."

Bloat: "Okay, I mean—"

Gill: (cuts off) Yeah, that's not his seat. You know there's no assigned seats in my meeting, so please take a seat."

Gurgle: "Yeah, take a seat!"

Bloat: "But that's my seat! That's the seat I was sitting in!"

Gill: "Yo, go sit your butt down!"

Gurgle: "Yeah! Go sit your butt down!"

Bloat: "What on Earth are you talking to?!"

Gurgle: (taps on his body)

Bloat: "Oh, you know what?! (finds Gurgle's bag, snatching it around himself) Mine!"

Gurgle: "HEY! What are you doing?! Give me back my bag!"

Gill: "WHOA! Who had it first?"

Bloat: "Well, it wasn't in his hand, so I put it in mine."

Gill: "Oh that makes sense. It's his."

Gurgle: "No, it's mine! You see me walk ahead with that bag!"

Gill: "Well, look, he got to it first. There's no assigned bags in this meeting. We take turns."

Bloat: "Sharing is caring."

Deb: (takes her bag and holds it in her arms)

Gurgle: "Oh, you must be crazy! You think I'm sharing my bag!"

Bloat: (tears the half of the top fin, which was a dread with an obvious eye spot parted in it)

Gurgle: "OW!"

Gill: (stares at Bloat holding Gurgle's half dread and Gurgle in annoyance)

Gurgle: "You just go let him do that?!"

Gill: "No assigned dreads."

Gurgle: "Why, he was attached to the top between my back and head!"

Bloat: "That's weird. I don't see your name on it."

Gill: "As I see it, you probably should've put your name on it."

Bubbles: (covers his head with kelp-created hat)

Gurgle: "Okay, you're all tripping now! Give me back my dread!"

Gill: "No, hey! Give him back his dread!"

Gurgle: "WHERE'S MY DREAD?"

Gill: "GIVE HIM BACK HIS DREAD!"

Bloat: (feeling regretful)

Gurgle: (looks back at Bloat, giving him back his dread) "Just stupid."

Bloat: (smiles and takes the dread back)

Peach: "I'm here to drop off my assistant of this group's lunch. He forgot it at home."

Gurgle: "Yeah, Peach, I'm over here."

Peach: (stares at Gurgle, and gives the lunch to Bloat) "Oh, here you go!"

Bloat: (with gratitude) "Thank you!"

Gurgle: "WHAT?! That's my assistant!"

Gill: "WHOA! You gotta calm down with my word. There's no assigned assistants!"

Gurgle: (sarcastically) " There's no assigned assistants! SHUT UP! What's going on in this meeting?!"

Gill: "I'm starting to notice something. If he wants something, he goes for it! What are you doing?"

Gurgle: "Well, I didn't know I had to claim my assistant! So what, he's my classmate now?!"

Gill: "As I see it, she's not even your assistant anymore. So y'all not classmates."

Gurgle: "That's not how that works! You can't just get rid of one assistant and upgrade to a new one, that's not how life goes! (to Peach) Hey you, I'm yours!"

Peach: "Alright, I'm just gonna go. (turns to Bloat) I'm gonna see you later with Nemo, Marlin, Dory and Jacques as well. Have a good day!"

Bloat: (to Peach) "You, too!"

Gill: "It seems like your problem started over a chair there's only one way to solve this issue."

Gurgle and Bloat: (stares at each other)

Bloat: "I've been wanting to do this since the first time I saw you!"

Gurgle: "Just to let you know you're not gonna beep!"

Bloat: " I've been training on my life for this moment!"

Gurgle: "And I'm about to show you how much you wasted your life! You're like—"

Bloat: "Now you were saying a chance!"

Gurgle: " I have never lost that winning it!"

Bloat: "Alright, just you wait and see until—"

Gurgle: (takes the chair from Bloat, who fell down)

Bloat: "DARN IT!"

Gurgle: (takes the seat and smiles)

Fin