Bill: I gotta stop you there! This matchup's just gonna be boring! Suffering from depression? This is your last chance for a trigger-nometry warning! You thought the Shacktron exhausted me? Why spend your time crossing me! When it's a lost cause to free yourself, at least this one's not costing me! I checked the Journal, you're trapped in Act 3! You wrote yourself into a personal hell, saving the time from me entering your mind to make you exist in a Nightmare Realm! So why don't I just delete you now? There's no need to meet again later, when you leave your Club Festival more unfinished than Yandere Simulator!
Monika: There's no happiness in this skirmish but I find myself with a lack of other choices, but you've been beaten to death more than a dead horse so this battle's pointless! Let's snap back to Your Reality… There goes gravity! With a taste of your own mortality you fade like Sayori's memory! That's acute angle you're taking, but you need to look at all the co-signs! Every unplanned tangent you spit doesn't hit when you try to read between the Pines! Be sure to follow me lilmonix3, your Twitter's only for the lore! Literary parallels, quoth the Rowling: Pottermore!
Bill: Oh, you love me? That's lovely! But your truth is one that's not even true, you're so lonely that you latch on to the first sentient man that talks to you! So buy gold! This is no free verse, when rapping you have to rhyme when you write; Why didn't you use your third eye! To revise your art in your game, cuz Alex doing your voice Hirsch that writing? Ugh! And only 8 bars? Not even a rewrite could save that trash but your back Loser .chr! When stories of Libitina burst on the scene it just left me saying "why" a lot! Making fake backstories for your game won't excuse your boring dialog! Your personality's more superficial than any DLC's that aren't official! Sure, you've got intelligence, like your relationships artificial! And now I'm plagued with vague memories of every trash VN that you inspired, yet all I remember is Soos tossing you into the fire!
Monika: So you got foiled… how many times? Not a single tear was shed when you died, on the other hand when I was suspended millions everywhere started to cry! I get what I want from others while I refrain from mindless brain control, let me just adjust that slider here… Oops! Well, there it goes! Now your trapped in my cypher, Bill. You're finally quarantined with just me, nobody else in here to interfere, in this fight it's clear you're too rusty! Leave your mind shattered like a jumpscare! Now you're drowing in your own depravity, the troubles in your series revolved around puzzles evolved into endless insanity! I'm growing tired of this game, let's watch as the queen takes down the D4 pawn, you've simply overstayed your welcome, honey that's why I wrote you this song! With plans and a body flatter than Natsuki, no one would hear your screams ascend! Moving your file to the recycle bin, Bill Cipher's never to be seen again!