Inspired by a meme on r/Acecombat. No, the characters name being close to incel is a complete coincidence ;)

A bright flash surrounded Ian Cell, and suddenly he found himself in a dark room with a monitor in front of him.

It had worked! His attempt to isekai himself had worked, and all it had taken was the sacrifice of five lolis, a low price to pay to achieve his dreams.

He wondered where he was, Naruto? My Hero Academia? Maybe something a little bit more obscure like Rising of the Shield Hero? What if he was in a completely new Universe instead? It was all so exciting, he felt adrenaline rushing through his veins.

Then he heard something on his headphones, there was a lot of static but he still heard it.

"I can almost touch the water."

What.

"Altitude restriction lifted. Begin op."

"The food at this party's served buffet-style. Pick whatever food you want before the host mounts a resistance."

Why did talk about food sound so menacing?

Suddenly an alarm blared around him, red lights started flashing. A voice came out of a speaker he just noticed in the corner of his metal room. "Attention crewmembers of the Gunboat Evergreen, four Osean fighters are approaching the bay, man battle stations."

Wait, Osean did that mean he was in Ace Combat?

HE WAS IN ACE COMBAT ON A GUNBOAT!?

The voice on the speaker spoke again, "We have reports that one of the planes is the Three Strikes, be careful."

Three Strikes, that was the protagonist was called... His face paled, no no no, this couldn't be happening!

Suddenly he heard the voice that talked about food earlier speak again, "Trigger, Fox Two."

Then everything went up in a flash of light.