Lmao not me losing my sanity trying to repost this multiple times.

Anyways. If you see something,let me know. I am going crazy

I made a fanfic with my discord friends, and it all started with a drawn fanart of Len on a tree.

Then, I said: "Len x Tree fanfic when?"

And that's how this came to be.

Disclaimer: I do not own the vocaloid Len Kagamine, nor the Tree.

Warning: This timeline does not make any sense, and this is just a parody fic.

So, in other words, enjoy this monstrosity we made.

"'The day I first met you, you were a beautiful looking tree' Len said. He looked at the giant tree with eyes full of passion and love and nodded to himself. He climbed the tree and sat on one of the branches and whispered to the tree, 'I love you.'"

It was a snowy day when he saw the tree. It looked stunning through the white particles. As Len walked closer to it, he put both of his arms around it and leaned in for the kiss.

He whispers to the tree, in a gentle voice. Carelessly gliding his hand on the trunk. And said. "God damn, you find af"

The tree stood there, surprised with the action he did (though it can't it's a tree), and somehow, yet somehow it returned the kiss.

Len stared at the tree, it looked cold so he wrapped a nice blanket that he pulled from his ass that smelled like shit. The tree was grateful but disgusted at the same time. How wonderful they are together.

"Grub hub," Said the tree, but couldn't communicate with the boy because IT'S A FUCKING TREE.

Meanwhile, Rin stares at the boy, looking concerned for his well-being. "I think he's being delusional," she sighed as she closes the door.

His kawaii anime skateboard-looking ass banana piss boy did his anime close up to the tree. He wanted to take it home but his dumbass is equivalent to an ant who doesn't know how to cross over a circle. Tough love am I right? No. This is just sad. Pitiful, disappointing, and outright depressing. "Grub hub," said the tree again. " Damn girl you look like you came from a McDonald's ally way." The tree had no reaction.

Len could remember the time he confessed to the tree. He was supposed to confess to someone else, but his smooth-ass brain thought 'That tree looking fine'. So he started to date this tree that only breathes carbon dioxide.

"Omg we could play Fortnite," he thought in his head. He looked at the tree with his shitty spread blanket. 「シェシュ、フォートナイトをプレイしたい？」He said in his Justin Bieber Japanese BTS voice.

As Len is cuddling with the tree, everyone started watching from the window wondering why the fuck this even existed, and how is this Asian crackhead cyborg doing this to a fucking tree. But they shrugged it off and went to what they were doing. (Except Kaito, he wants to see this)

Two guys came up with an axe and pushed the male piss boy down to the ground.

لما فعلت هذا؟؟؟ He said They didn't answer and chomped down the tree. Heartbroken. And devastated. How could they? How could they ruin his shit blanket because he still uses diapers? "Верни мое одеяло !" he argued. "Damn what he sayin." " I don't know man I don't speak communist." And took the wood.

The end

Thank you for reading this fuckery.

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