Katie Carva Is Vampblade. Katie Carva has been Vampblade for over a month now, killing Glarkians, evading the authorities, even having adventures with some zombie bimbo she met in an alley. Despite the absurdity of all that, life as Vampblade is surprisingly simple, since the blades do the heavy lifting, she just needs to survive with her sanity and try not to be exposed once her powers wear off. Literally and figuratively since the suit destroys whatever she's wearing on top of it.

Most recently Katie had defeated a Glarkian protector she had nicknamed Mom Spaceknight by fusing with a TSD weapon. She nearly lost herself in the battle, but she made sure that crazy bitch wouldn't be prepared to come after her for while.

Today is another day in Detroit, and our heroine is finally free to do her job at Comic Planet in peace. There hasn't been a horrible attack by the TSDs (Translucent Space Dicks) in some time now and things seemed to be at peace. But Katie knew better, so she maintained a close watch on her surroundings even while stacking shelves.

Henry and Jeremiah were both on lunch and likely wouldn't be back for an hour. Leaving her to hold down the fort alone.

*ding*

"Be there in a second!" Katie yelled from the edge of the store, today was slow and without many customers so it was almost exciting to have to hurry back.

As she came around to the counter she got a look of her guest, a young man with olive skin and spiky black hair wearing a simple white button up. She stood next to him and prepared to listen to his request.

"Hi, do you have the new X-Men?" He asked

"I'm sure we do!" Katie said putting on her best chipper voice. The girl and turned around to check the wall behind her

"Uh, you want 'Uncanny X-Men', 'All New X-Men' or 'Extraordinary X-Men'?"

Fucking X-Men and their spin off books.

As Katie ruffled through the shelves looking for, she heard a familiar whistling sound from the man behind her. She almost grinned as she realized what he was doing.

'Vampblade' is not the official name of her vigilante persona. The official name, the name that was parroted on the local news and was heard in almost every interview was 'The Big Booty Blade Girl." Sometimes she was the "big booty S&M girl" or even the "big booty goth girl", no matter what her booty always found its way into the title. And well, when you primarily wear leggings and sweat pants

"See something you like?"

"N-no! I mean yes! Uh, just a great selection you have here!" Black hair was losing his cool quickly. The whistle must've been accidental.

"Oh yeah" Katie turned around "We've got all kinds of cool stuff here. Comics, figures, even a manga section in the back with all those naughty books guys like you come in here for."

"I'm not into stuff like that!" Black hair almost shouted.

"Really? Could've fooled me as hard you were staring." Grinning intently, turning up the charm the woman pressed the attack.

No response this time. Katie was no stranger to guys checking her out. Even in Detroit white girls with a butt like hers were a rare find, but she normally doesn't take a mutual interest. Ever since she became Vampblade, her libido had multiplied exponentially.

Looking down, the man said "Yeah I was staring at your ass. Sorry miss."

"Would you like to see more Mr…?" The shop owner made her switch from smug to sensual

"C-c-chris." Black hair said after a long silence

"Hi Chris, I'm Katie. Would you?"

No other words were said, but his eyes were the answer. Katie stood up straight and marched to the front door, locking it. Hopefully no other customers were coming for a while and she wouldn't be missing out on too much money.

Since she now owned Comic Planet, Katie had moved into the back storage room nicknamed the Manager's Orifice and set up shop there. It was much more convenient for her superheroics since the shop was near the exact center of Detroit. She took Chris' hand and led him to the back, locking that door behind her as well. After a few pecks on the lips and grabs of his manhood, the disrobing began.

Although the clothes came off quickly, Chris was still playing shy. With him on the couch at half mast, Katie led off with her best asset. "I don't normally do this" Katie lied "But I think I should show you how this shop got so popular."

Turning away with her back towards the young man, she got to work on twerking. Her hips moved from left to right, up and down, jiggling all the way as she got into a rhythm.

Chris was in Heaven as he listened to the clap of her fleshy mounds of flesh. He just came in to pick up some books and now the best ass he'd ever seen was right in front of him for the taking! He thought to himself that he should be afraid of having his organs stolen or something.

'If it happens, it happens.'

Katie injected some dirty talk as she continued, her womanhood quivering from the anticipation. "You like that? You like seeing this big butt move around? It's like your own personal rap video."

At this moment, all traces of the shy young man she'd seduced had vanished as Chris leapt up from the leather sofa and pounced!

"Oh!" Katie yelped as she was startled. Chris got to work immediately, grabbing onto her waist, quickly inserting his growing member into the geek girl's inviting warmth. As they connected for the first strokes, a few things became immediately obvious: Firstly, that Katie's ass was so big that Chris was having trouble keeping himself inside, next was that he had neglected to put on a condom. In Detroit. The young man's pleasure was suddenly overrun with panic and he tried to detach, only for the object of his lust to…refuse.

"No you don't! Keep that hot dick inside you fuck!" Katie shouted, her voice was angry and guttural. Chris was so shocked that he paused, then continued thrusting. It felt good, there was no denying it, but safety continued to come up in the man's mind.

Whenever he tried to pull out, he found himself stopped. It took 10 exhausting minutes of sex to realize it – Katie's pussy was holding him in place. Her muscle control was amazing, as she tightened it just enough to hold him. What he didn't know is that her strength could do much more. He was dangerously close now, as was she as her moans became more and more breathy and filled with grunts. The woman grabbed the wall in front of them and began to reach her peak.

Normally Chris would indulge in some assplay in such a situation, but the sheer bizarreness of it all kept his hand, mostly.

With one last howl from both, Chris exploded inside and Katie reached the mountaintop. Sex was becoming addictive for the Blade Wielder, and when you have aggressive, alien technology bonded to your cells you come to treat everything like a battle.

"Hah, you were great."That voice again, it was like something had overtaken his temporary lover"Wanna watcha movie?I gotStar Wars!"

'Ooooh, I get it. She's crazy!' Chris thought to himself

"Uh no, I got a thing down the street. Thank you though! We should do this again or something."

"Yeah, that's cool. I should reopen anyway." Katie yawned and went retrieve her bra and panties.

*Ding*

"We're back Boss! Door was locked though, we had to use the spare." Shit, Henry took a long lunch break. She's going to have to take that out of his pay.

"Oh it's fine, I just had to take a phone call!" Katie lowered her voice as she whirled around to talk to Chris "Stay here for a bit."

"Sure thing." Chris whispered, silently accepting that his quiet night with the X-men was now shot.

The next few minutes went by somewhat smoothly, Katie got dressed at lightspeed (Another side effect of superheroics in an outfit that destroys clothes) and did her best to pretend she didn't just get a groin workout in the back room. Henry went on to do inventory while Jeremiah handled the register. Chris would be let out soon when she closed in about 40 minutes.

Well that was the plan anyway before she looked outside and saw two Face Suckers strolling across the street, into a conspicuous dark alleyway. A blade's work is never done.

"Hey Jeremiah?"

"Yeah?"

"You close tonight. I've gotta take care of something."

Katie left Comic Planet in a hurry and took off for the same direction as the TSDs. With a large slasher smile on her face our heroine declared

"I have a Need. A need to Feed!"