Bigger, Badder, Brutal-er!
The camera turns on to reveal an astronaut of Canadian descent working on a satellite, tapping it with their wrench. On that satellite were labels, 'TDI, TDA, TDWT, and TDRI', the former three labels were scribbled off. Just then, the satellite turned on, shocking the astronaut. It wouldn't be long until the thing malfunctioned and fell apart, much to the astronaut's dismay.
Meanwhile, a man was already narrating, "We've been to the movies, we've been around the world… And this season…"
The camera zoomed in on Earth, before it showed yellow, mid-morning skies, with birds flying in the background.
"We're going right back where it all began…" The camera panned down to reveal a familiar island from a long time ago, with 'everyone's favorite' tv host, Chris McLean, standing by the docks. "At Camp Wawanakwa!" The host finished his narration with exposition.
However, not all things were sunshine and rainbows in Wawanakwa. The whole island was in disrepair. The Dock of Shame was in a rickety state, as parts of it were starting to fall off. While some parts of the island never changed, others were already under some pretty hazardous effects. One other notable change was a bigger, luxurious cabin situated next to the still-basic east cabin from season 1.
"I'm Chris McLean." the host said as he walked over to an intern wearing a similar shirt to Chris, except the color of the shirt was red, holding a coconut drink, "And as you can see, things have changed since we've been away."
Suddenly, the sign that said, 'Wawanakwa' had already started falling apart.
"And by changed, I meant really, really, dangerous!" Chris said, sadistically.
Suddenly, what may be the tentacle of a giant squid or octopus rises out of the water, before slamming the dock of shame, breaking part of it and bringing the intern with it. Chris just stepped to the side as if nothing happened.
"Good stuff…" Chris chuckled, "But the rules of the game remain the same."
The camera transitions to the interior of a room in the east cabin, with a cockroach on the camera lenses. The room was still cruddy as always, and flies were swarming around the only light source in the room.
"A handful of unsuspecting teens will bunk with complete strangers…"
The camera next shows someone's dirty underwear nailed upon a wooden door, before it opens up to reveal the confessional, still sucky as usual.
"Air their dirty laundry in our outhouse confessional."
The camera shows the giant cliffside, where the contestants from Season 1 have taken turns diving into the waters, only this time, sharp, pointy rocks were pointing out from underneath.
"And compete, in life-threatening challenges all over the island!"
The camera shows the campfire ceremony. It's nearly the same as usual, only that a few of the stumps campers normally sit on are replaced with empty (or so anyone would think) vats.
"And risk being voted off! Last one standing wins…"
There is a wheelbarrow filled with green rectangles. The background was shining like the sun.
"One. Million. Dollars!"
The camera goes back to Chris. Just then, rock music was heard in the distance.
"Speaking of our cast," he said, "Here they come now!"
The camera shows a red yacht speeding towards the island. We see twenty-five of the main cast already having a party. Duncan and Gwen were making out, DJ, Harold, and LeShawna were dancing, Eva was ignoring them, folding her arms with her trademark glare, Owen was dancing, Sierra was hugging Cody, Izzy was upside down, with a life preserver on her head and another on her wrist, Noah was questioning why, Tyler and Lindsay were making out, Beth was gushing over a shirtless Justin, until a bird laid a rotten stink on his shoulder, Sadie and Katie were hugging Trent, Courtney was upset at something, Geoff and Bridgette were dancing, Heather was being cradled like a baby by the robot, and feral Zeke was smiling widely as he was chained on the bow of the boat.
Chris waved to them as the yacht sped past him, not even stopping. A record scratch could be heard.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Owen's voice could be heard before his cries were drowned out.
"No, not them." Chris chuckled, "This season, we've got all new players fighting for the million! And here they come now, for real!"
From the opposite direction, a silver yacht was speeding towards the island, with thirteen 'lucky' contestants already on set to compete.
The camera shows two teens; a girl with dirty blonde hair and a slightly muscular boy with red hair and freckles. The girl wore a gray sweatshirt with a lighter gray t-shirt underneath, gray sweatpants, and green shoes. The guy had a dirty white tank top, denim jeans, and brown shoes. Both of them were scowling.
"Meet Jo!" Chris announced as the girl in question glared at the boy.
"Stay outta my way if you value your kiwis!" she admonished.
"Scott…"
"Right back at ya…" Scott hissed, before he turned and started sniffing his pits.
The camera panned right to reveal a tan guy with brown hair covering one of his eyes, and a redhead girl with small pigtails. The guy wore a teal shirt, denim jeans, and tan sneakers. The girl wore a pink flower on her head, a black neck brace, a red tank top with her stomach exposed, navy green pants, and tan high heels with black straps.
"Zoey, and Malcolm!"
"Can you believe we're here?" Zoey elbowed Mal.
"What's it to you?" the boy snarled, making the girl a little intimidated.
"Lightning!"
A young man with dark hair, wearing earrings, a lightning necklace, a dark blue #1 jersey with gold lines, green cargo shorts, and cyan shoes with beige soles came out of nowhere and knocked the duo away from each other.
"Hello gorgeous!" he said victoriously, kissing his bicep.
"Brick…"
The camera showed Zoey caught by a slightly tall boy with a black crew cut and a unibrow. He wore a navy green shirt, a whistle, denim cargo shorts, and black combat boots with long socks.
"Brick McArthur, reporting for duty!" The boy saluted, resulting in him dropping Zoey.
The camera showed an obese black, tan-skinned boy with dark brown hair and a slight stubble underneath his mouth. He wore an orange cap facing backwards, gold earrings, a gun metal trenchcoat with a blood orange sweatshirt underneath, and underneath that was a white shirt, cyan shorts, and tan shoes. Next to him was a slightly short pale girl with long blonde hair, wearing a green sweater with a sky blue shirt collar, a dark gray skirt, purple nylons, and black shoes. She was sitting on the ship's railing.
"B, and Dawn!"
B flashed a check mark, smirking at the camera, as Dawn turned to him and held her hand onto his arm.
"Your aura is exceptionally purplish-green." she said, making B confused, "It suits you though!" B smiled.
The camera showed a girl with tan skin and blonde hair, wearing orange sunglasses, a light pink top, a pink necklace, hot pink pants, and light pink flats.
"Dakota!"
"Hey there!" giggled Dakota, "Dakota here, and I'm here to win the-"
Chris interrupted her, "Anne Maria!"
The camera panned to show an even more tan girl with long, curly hair. She had worn ring earrings, magenta top, a dark pink belt, light denim jeans, and dark purple high heels with magenta straps. She was busy spraying her hair with hairspray.
"Ah yeah," she said with a Jersey accent, "Three more coats oughta do it."
Suddenly, Dakota shoved the Jersey girl out of focus, "Woah! Who said you could pan away?!" she yelled at the camera.
Anne Maria got up and furiously sprayed Dakota with her hairspray. "Don't push me, blondie!" she yelled back, with Dakota falling back.
"Staci."
A pudgy girl with short brown hair walked over to Anne Maria. She wore a red headband with a bowtie, a pink tracksuit, purple sweat pants, and yellow shoes.
"My great aunt Millie invented sun-tans." she told Anne Maria, "Yah, before her, people smeared themselves with clay!"
Anne Maria responded by spraying her, causing her to cough and fall to the ground.
The camera showed a small black boy with a buzz cut on top of the deck. He wore a maroon sweatshirt, orange shorts, kneesocks, and orange shoes with white soles. He sniffed the air.
"Cameron."
"Fresh air, a real lake, birds!" He pointed out, before said birds started smacking him in the face, causing him to fall to the lower deck.
"And Sam!"
Cameron fell near a slightly tall, chubby boy with burnt orange curly hair and slight facial hair underneath his mouth. He wore a light yellow sweater with an orange and sickly green stripe, cyan shorts, and orange shoes. He ignored Cameron, as he was too busy playing his GameGuy.
"Oh yeah!" he exclaimed, "Grenade launcher upgrade! Now we're cooking!"
The camera shows Chris back at the Dock of Shame.
"Yep!" he exclaimed, "It's our roughest, toughest, most explosive season ever!" He sinisterly took out a button, not even hesitating in pressing it.
The camera showed the yacht again, before it blew up, causing all the contestants to start flying into the sky.
"Right here, on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!" Chris announced, as the camera panned to the exterior of the island, with the smoke of the explosion in the horizon.
*INTRO*
Multiple cameras are shot up, one of them all rusty, one of them filled with cobwebs, one of them from a vat of hazardous waste, and one out of a tree trunk with a tentacle holding it. Someone snaps a clip.
"Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine! You guys are on my mind!"
The camera waves back and forth as it flies past the Dock of Shame, past the cabins, past Chris, who was on top of a totem pole, whipping four interns carrying it, before going into the forest, all the way to the cliff. The camera fell down into the target in the water.
"You asked me what I wanted to be, and I think the answer is plain to see!"
Cameron is in the water, surrounded by piranhas, before a fish hook grabs him by the underwear, and hurls him to the surface, only he loses his shoes in the process. B was seen on his mechanical boat, adjusting something with a wrench in his hand, only to see Cameron flung off into the sky, losing his underwear in the process as it fell onto B. His shoes float back up into the surface as well.
"I wanna be famous!"
Eventually, Cameron lands in the arms of Jo, who was in the middle of using a punching bag. After a moment of her glaring at the bubble boy, she notices Lightning running past her. She tosses Cameron aside and races along with him. Both pass Dawn, who was meditating with animals. Suddenly, a giant mutated groundhog pops out of nowhere and roars at them, causing them to get up and flee.
"I wanna live close to the sun, go pack your bags 'cause I've already won!"
The camera focuses on a waterfall, where Brick and Zoey were on a raft, high-fiving each other, unaware of what was going to happen next. It wasn't until the very last second they noticed that they started falling. Midway down the waterfall, Jo and Lightning each jumped on top of a log, crossing the gorge below. They did not notice the cadet or indie chick's plight as they were plunging down the falls.
"Everything to prove, nothing in my way, I'll get there one day!"
Meanwhile, Sam was leaning against the outhouse confessional, playing on his GameGuy. He took one second to look up before he screamed and ducked his head. A knife had been hurled to his direction, and just missed him by a couple of inches from his hair, as it hit the confessional wall instead. Malcolm was seen sharpening another knife, glaring at the gamer, before the camera goes into the Mess Hall.
"'Cause I wanna be famous!"
Chef had found a pair of earmuffs, before strapping them on and glaring at a certain chatterbox while he was preparing gross green soup. The camera shows Staci blabbering away, before the muscular cook shoved a spoon into her mouth, shutting her up. Nearby, Anne Maria was spraying her hair, before she noticed the camera on her. Annoyed, she used her spray can in the camera's direction, causing a cloud of hairspray.
"Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!"
The camera zooms out of the Mess Hall to show Jo up ahead of Lighting, who trips and falls on a rock on the beach. Jo cheers victoriously as Lightning clutches onto his leg. Meanwhile on the Dock of Shame, Scott callously laughs at the uber-jock's failure, before he notices that most of the dock had been eaten. It wasn't long until a mutant shark springs up, grinning evilly towards the dirt farmer. Scott screams and runs away, leaving the shark confused.
"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!"
Suddenly, a hand ushers the camera away from the shark and shows Dakota at the other end. She kisses the lenses, before someone comes up and wipes it off with a tissue, just as she finishes texting on her phone. She starts posing just as a camera crew started flashing pictures in her direction.
"Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!" (Heard in background)
"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!"
Suddenly, Dakota is drenched with water, before she angrily glares up to see the source of who dumped water on her: Chris, who was wearing a helmet, riding on a jetpack. He drops the bucket and rides away, with fire spreading across the scene. It is now nighttime, and the camera pans down to see Brick and Zoey by the side of the campfire. They were holding hands, until Chef, who wore a hazmat suit, came in with a pair of tongs, which held a green glowing marshmallow. Zoey gasped as Brick yelped, but it got worse for the latter, who started leaking from his pants, causing him to turn away from Zoey in fetal position, holding his privates. The camera zooms out to the rest of the campers, all of them nervously whistling, and Chris in the background. We see the glowing sign in front of them, Total Drama: Revenge of the Island.
*END OF INTRO*
The camera fades in to show the water, where Cameron is heard screaming. He is seen falling on top of a rock pointing out.
"Is this what pain tastes like?!" he yelped, "I mean, ohhh…" He doubles over into the water.
Nearby, Anne Maria was angrily swimming across the water. "Chris is so getting a beatdown for this!" she grumbled.
Meanwhile, Staci and Zoey were floating along, holding onto driftwood. Just then, Jo came and passed them. "Out of the way!" she announced, "Athlete coming through!" She dunks Sam before jumping off.
Sam, however, held his GameGuy up, trying not to have it touch water.
Cameron was seen trying to resurface and swim. However, his lack of ability to do so could only lead him to flail some more. "H-help!" he choked.
Malcolm and Scott passed by, racing each other. They hear Cameron's cries for help.
"Help yourself…" Malcolm spat.
"Spaz…" Scott added.
Cameron sunk to the water, unable to get anyone to help him whatsoever. A few seconds pass, and then he emerges from the water by Lightning.
"I'll save you little girl!" he exclaimed, as he started swimming to shore.
"I'm a boy!" Cameron pleaded.
Meanwhile, Dakota was lounging on an inflatable raft. She noticed paparazzi taking pictures of her.
"Hey fellas," she giggled, "How ever did you find me?"
"Uh, we got your text?" one of them reminded her.
Chris saw this on his TV monitor, annoying him. "For crying out loud!" he exclaimed, before he started speaking through a mic, "Uninvited guests, over."
Back at the boat, as the paparazzi were taking pictures of Dakota, Chef Hatchet came out from underneath the water, wearing his scuba diving gear, and stuffed a bomb (complete with Chris' face) beside the stern.
Chris sinisterly pressed a button on a device, and it caused the boat to explode, causing the paparazzi to fly to the sky and Dakota to fly across the water. She ended up bumping to Cameron, who had been held by Lightning.
Cameron ended up hitting Anne Maria's hair, which proved to be iron-like. "Hey!" Anne Maria yelled, "No touchin' the hair, four eyes!" She swam as she started adjusting more spray on her hair.
Meanwhile, Staci was struggling to swim. "I wish my Great Uncle twice removed was here!" she cried, "He invented life preservers!" She sunk to the bottom of the lake.
Just then, Zoey came in to save her. "Don't worry, I'm coming!" she reassured the chatterbox, before diving down to go get her.
As she was doing that, Brick was swimming towards the shore, before he noticed a hand pop out from the water. "Yeuh oh!" he said, before diving down to grab the girls.
Another few seconds pass, and Brick emerges, carrying both Zoey and Staci.
Zoey giggled, "Thanks, I owe you one."
*CONFESSIONALS: Brick & Zoey*
Brick: (spins toilet paper) Hoh boy! My first confessional of the game! (calms himself down) Okay, I just want to say that I follow a code, where no soldier gets left behind! It's something the CCO advises me and my fellow cadets. And I intend to carry that for my fellow team here!
Zoey: Wow! I can't believe I'm actually in the Total Drama confessional. This is so exciting! Wawanakwa looks just like what I've seen back on TV, not that I watch TV alot, but… I could use a few new friends, or friends period. Oh, I wonder if they like movies, or art, or sweetass fashion designs that make people want to go, 'OMG, where'd you get that sweetass costume? I wish I had that!'. (giggles) Some like that…
*END CONFESSIONALS*
The camera cuts to the beach, where Jo had just reached the shores of Wawanakwa, sopping wet, but nevertheless, happy that she made it.
After looking around, she started cheering, "Woohoo! That's what I'm talking about! First one on the-"
The jockette notices Dawn, sitting on a rock, who was holding a starfish.
"How did you- You're not even wet!" Jo shouted in disbelief.
"Hmm?" Dawn looked over, "Oh, I used the shortcut."
Just then, Brick carries Zoey and Staci on the beach, exhausted. "Ma'am" he saluted Jo, before collapsing on the ground.
*CONFESSIONAL: Jo, Dawn*
Jo: So… This is what I come to? A bunch of underlings, including a cadet, and a girl who might be a ghost? Or is she a psycho? (sighs) Well, doesn't matter. I'd like to see how long til they falter…
Dawn: I never really thought to go on Total Drama, but the tea leaves I've read have told me that my animal friends and the habitats they live in are in danger of… brace yourselves… deforestation and industrialization. People with dark auras are taking over the world with their materialistic ideas. I hope that if I win, I can give all the money to those who need it.
*END CONFESSIONALS*
Just then, Cameron emerges from the water, only to reveal that he was standing on top of B, who casually walked to shore. Cameron let out a few coughs as B walked along.
*CONFESSIONAL: Cameron*
Cameron: (applies hand sanitizer) I'm what's known as a "bubble boy." Growing up, my mom was really overprotective, so I've never gone swimming before. Up until six hours ago, I've never done anything before, except read and sigh a lot. (sighs) But that doesn't mean I'm not a force to be reckoned with. (a monarch butterfly flies into the confessional) No way! Danaus plexippus? The monarch butterfly? (the butterfly lands on him) Aack! Oh, it's so heavy! (he falls on the toilet)
*END CONFESSIONAL*
Malcolm, Lightning, Dakota, Anne Maria, and Scott have already emerged from the water, as they are sitting with the others. Everyone was waiting for one more person to get to shore, as they were getting dried off, but they were forced to listen to Staci babble away.
"Yah, and my Great Great Great Uncle Boris invented swimming. Before him, people just swing their arms like this and sink to the bottom. And my Great Great Great Great Great…" Staci blabbered.
Meanwhile, Malcolm stood behind her, and started silently mocking her, then blew a raspberry.
Just then, Sam slid onto shore, overwhelmed already, coughing out a fish from his mouth.
*CONFESSIONAL: Sam*
Sam: (laughs) I knew I should've played that sweet fitness workout game. (laughs) Uh, I just hope I don't get cut out first. That would be lame. But, if I stick it out long enough to get cut 6th or even 7th, how cool would that be? (laughs, before taking out his GameGuy and playing it)
*END CONFESSIONAL*
"So stoked to be here. Maybe after this, we can throw some kind of crazy get-together, not that I'm complaining, but maybe some of us could be friends." said Zoey, as she sat with Dawn and Brick.
"Yes, that would be great, especially good considering you were an only child and all." agreed Dawn.
Zoey became weirded out, "Who told you that?" she asked.
Dawn takes Zoey's hand, "Your soul reads like an open book." she said, "You had such a lonely childhood. It must've been difficult." Zoey flinched, uncomfortable of how she knew.
"Ha…" scoffed Malcolm, as he walked over to Dawn and Zoey, "What are you, a stalker?" he asked Dawn.
"No, I read auras." said Dawn, "I don't know why, but… I just feel so…" She balls her fists up in excitement, "Connected with people…"
"Oh my stars…" Malcolm said in mock excitement, "I'm so intrigued! I'd cherish this moment with you…"
Before Dawn would say something, speakers were heard getting turned on, as the camera turned to poorly mounted speakers on a tree.
"Attention, fresh meat!" Chris' voice was heard, "See the trail leading into the forest?" Everyone did what the host was told, "Race to the end of the trail and do not disturb the wildlife. That would be bad."
"Yeah." said Lightning, "We wouldn't wanna upset the bunnies!" He elbowed Sam, who chuckled at his joke.
"The tiniest sound can set them off!" Chris advised, "Like this!" He played an air horn on the speakers.
The camera showed a shot of the forest, where the bushes started to rustle. Growling could be heard, and by the sound of it, it sounded very aggressive and hungry for teenage blood. The teens could tell because a tree was knocked over. Actually two!
Everyone ran off in a state of panic, hoping to evade the animals that could tear any of them apart.
The scene transitions to show a bird on a tree branch, calmly singing its bird calls. Suddenly, what looked like a frog or chameleon's tongue came out from a tree hole, and took it inside.
Nearby, there was the finish line. Jo and Lightning managed to make it, with Jo crossing first.
"Yes!" Jo exclaimed, before turning to Lightning, "Sorry you had to lose to a girl."
"What girl?" asked Lightning, unaware of both Jo's smugness and her gender, "Lightning didn't lose, bro." He walked a couple steps in front of the jockette, "Lightning never loses!" Jo looked at him, disapprovingly.
Just then, Chris comes riding in with his ATV. As soon as he stopped the engine, he had determined which two would be on which team first…
"Captain Modesty," he told Lightning, "Two steps left, you're on Team A." He turned to Jo as Lightning did what he was told, "Yo, Jo-Jo, move right, you're Team B." Jo did what she was told.
Meanwhile, Scott had just crossed the finish line as well. "Pit Sniffer, you're on Team A." Chris told him.
Malcolm crossed the finish line next. "Cursed Child, you're on Team B."
"Hmph… So be it." Malcolm murmured as he walked over to Jo.
Just then, B and Brick had just arrived at the finish line. "Silent Treatment, Team A." Chris told B. Scott folded his arms when he heard this as B gave a 'word' signal to Chris.
"Corporal Brickhouse, Team B!" Chris told Brick.
"Sir yes sir!" Brick saluted, as he jogged to the Team B duo.
Just then, B turned around to reveal Cameron, who was clutching onto the silent boy's hoodie. "Bubble Boy, Team A." Cameron fell from B's hoodie.
"Okey dokey…" said Cameron, as he stood with the trio.
Just then, Zoey was the next to cross the finish line, panting as she made it. "Zoey the Lonely, Team B."
Zoey took slight offense to Chris' nickname, "Only as a child… seriously…" she said, as Chris nonchalantly nodded.
Next up was Dawn, who walked up to Chris. "The Aura Whisperer, Team A." The girl nodded as she stood with the others on Team A.
Dakota just crossed the finish line. "Princess Wannabe," Chris told her, "Team B." Dakota walked over to said team.
Not far behind her was Anne Maria, who had finished patting her hair down. "Tan in a Can, Team A." Dakota waved towards the Jersey girl, who looked at her with annoyance.
Not far behind her was Sam, who was too exhausted from running. He had just finished crawling over the finish line. "Yo, Game Junkie!" Chris told him, "Team B."
"My Uncle Bill…" Staci panted as she crossed the finish line last, "Won the New York Marathon four times… because marathons were… first proposed by my Great Great…" Staci groaned as she collapsed onto Sam.
"And Chatty Staci, Team A." Chris told her.
Scott went up to the host. "What the heck was that thing in the forest?" he asked him.
"I'm pretty sure that cry does not belong to any known animal species!" Cameron panicked.
"Relax!" Chris told them, "It'll all make sense eventually…" He started chuckling sinisterly, before he erupted in maniacal laughs, confusing a couple of teammates, while others were creeped out.
Eventually, Chris wiped a tear from his eye, "Now, this season of Total Drama will be a little bit different. For example, in every episode, someone will be eliminated."
Everyone gasped upon hearing him.
"It's never been that hard before…" Zoey stated.
"I know." said Chris, "I'm good. But since you're all first timers, I'm gonna cut you a break and hide this bad boy somewhere in the campground…" He pulled out a small bust of his own face, and the scene turned into a blue exposition, with little 'Chefs' as Angels singing in a choir with the bust in the middle, "A genuine McLean-brand Chris head. Your free ticket back into the game! Even if your teammates vote you off, whoever finds it will become the most powerful player in Total. Drama. History!"
There were a lot of smiles that spread across the cast.
Just then, Chris noticed something, "Is the cleft on my chin really that big?"
"Yep, and it looks like a butt." chuckled Scott.
Chris glared at the dirt farmer and said, "Moving on… Time for the team names!"
Lightning stepped up in front of his team, "Team Lightning, no wait, Lightning SQUAD!"
"Great suggestions, Lightning," Chris commented, "But the names have already been chosen by, mwah!" He turned to the rest of Team A, "Team A, you shall henceforth be known as… The Toxic Rats!"
A green circle appeared in the middle of a green and yellow exposition background. In that circle was an angry four-armed rat.
"Uh, okay?" asked Cameron.
Sam, who had already picked himself up and met up with Team B, chuckled, "What's our team name? I could imagine it'd be something awesome!"
"I was getting to that, if you would let me, Samuel…" said Chris, "Team B, you are hereby dubbed: The Mutant Maggots!"
A red circle appears in the middle of a green and orange exposition background. In that circle was an angry three-eyed maggot.
"Question, what's with all the chemical waste references?" Zoey raised her hand.
But before Chris could answer that, everyone became startled when a deafening roar, the same kind that the cast heard on the beach, shook the ground. Chris, somehow, wasn't fazed.
"It's the monster!" yelped Cameron.
Two trees were seen getting knocked down, with birds cawing and fleeing. A third had just been cut down nearby. The monster was getting closer to the crew! Eventually, running right from out of the bushes, it was revealed to be…
A small pink hairless squirrel…
"Oh piss off, people," scoffed Malcolm, "It's just a stupid squirrel…"
"Aww…" Dakota looked at it with awe and fascination. It was cut short, however, when the squirrel blinked sideways like a lizard, causing the young socialite to squeal in terror.
"Oh my gosh!" Dawn gasped, "What's wrong with it?"
"While we were gone," Chris informed, "I rented the island out to a nice family-oriented bio-hazardous waste disposal company… Sweet people."
The camera showed several vats dripping toxic waste all over a tree, with one of them sticking out of it. A green hazardous puddle could be seen pouring out of the tree hole underneath said vat.
"But, the waste is having a teensy bit of an impact on the flora and fauna…" Chris added.
The squirrel noticed a butterfly flying around it, which provoked it to eat it by snatching it using a frog's tongue.
"Heheheh… cool." Sam chuckled.
Dakota went over and leaned down to the squirrel. "Weird… I want one!" she stated.
The squirrel responded by roaring at the socialite's face, and firing lasers from its eyes, causing Dakota to scream and jump offscreen to the right. The squirrel blew a raspberry and hopped back into the forest.
Chris chuckled at Dakota, who was held onto by Sam. "Most. Danger. EVER!" Chris stated.
*CONFESSIONAL: Dakota*
Dakota: (cries) Chris is the meanest ever! (stops sobbing) Hang on… (pulls out a mirror) Okay, not too blotchy. Take two… (clears her throat, before sobbing again)
*END CONFESSIONAL*
"Now, before we start our first challenge of the season, let's give out some rewards…" Chris announced, turning to Jo first, "Jo, because you made it up here before anyone else, your team gets a trampoline!"
The camera cuts to said trampoline, where Chef Hatchet, who was holding a hacksaw, was the one jumping on it.
"And the Rats get a hacksaw…" Chris announced, just as Chef fell to the ground.
Lightning laughed at the muscular cook's misery, before he was hit by the hacksaw.
Jo laughed at his misery, before she was run over by the trampoline.
"What do these items have to do with this bomb?" Chris asked as he held out said bomb, much to everyone's fear.
"Uh, I don't feel like getting blown up again…" Cameron raised his hand.
"Won't I?" Chris appeared in between him and B, before turning back to the camera, "Find out when we come back!"
*CONFESSIONAL: Malcolm*
Malcolm: Well joyous me… I signed up for the right show… All according to plan… After being confined in a juvenile home for six years, shunned, spanked, and stripped down, I realized something wrong with humanity… They're pathetic. They expect us to follow a certain standard that locks up our imagination, and free will… They strip us down from what actually makes us feel alive. I finally earned my freedom three months ago, and the first thing that came to my mind was revenge… I found this show was still taking competitors, and it was something I couldn't pass off… One thing led to another, and lo and behold, here I am… All that I need to do is ensure my victory! First, I'll torment these peons to no end, then I'll make myself a kind of scrub like no other… One by one, they'll all fall! (laughs maniacally)
*END CONFESSIONAL*
Toxic Rats: Lightning, B, Scott, Cameron, Staci, Anne Maria, & Dawn
Mutant Maggots: Malcolm, Jo, Brick, Sam, Zoey, & Dakota
What's up everyone? Happy after-Thanksgiving to you guys!
This story is basically if Mike never existed, and Mal was in control! This was inspired by a similar story, Revenge of the Vito, where Vito took Mike's place in the game. I thought of this story when I was in the car last week, and ideas started flowing in by the minute.
This doesn't mean I'll drop every other story and go full-steam ahead with this one. I still intend to juggle this with the others. I wasn't able to because I was busy juggling with school, work, and family. Thankfully, I have one week left, and maybe that gives me some time to work on more stories...
For this story, I plan on using both Total Drama: Revenge of the Island and Total Drama: All Stars, as this means that there are certain changes that will come for every character now that Mal, or Malcolm, has replaced Mike. Not only will ROTI's cast be affected, but AS too. I also intend to make some slight fixes for some characters and their personalities. By the end of the ROTI part, I'll do AS next, and who knows? There may be some tweaks in casting for the original season, just like I'm intending to make for the ones debuting from ROTI by the time I finish!
Now I don't hate Mike, nor do I like him (mainly because he (and Zoey) have eclipsed so many other contestants on All-Stars). However, he's my personal least favorite character to write. After I watched All-Stars, it made me start to think if the writers secretly made it the 'Mike and Zoey Show'. I felt like they overshadowed so many contestants, that their presence in almost every scenes made me question if the show had any highlights at all, besides them. If the writers wanted to make a spin-off where it focuses on Mike and Zoey, I'd be okay with it. Just don't use it when it's revolved in a season of Total Drama if they won't mind? Also, if Mike and Mal were gonna confront each other in the end, I would strongly NOT use that convoluted, bull-'sugar honey iced tea' anti-climax method that is a 'reset button'. I just felt like writing Mike would be a little too overwhelming with having to write about him, multiple personalities, including his secret and evil one, Mal. Also, I felt that without his personalities, Mike would be just... there. That's why I came up with one of his personalities to replace him for the game; in this case, Mal. I'm sorry if this sounds offending to any of you guys out there, especially those of you who are fans of Mike.
What do you think of this story so far? Do you love it? Hate it? Any guess on who might leave first? Find out in the next chapter! Please feel free to leave a review if you want! Until next time!