This is rated T rated for heavily implied but never outright described sexual scenes. Also disclaimer: THIS IS ALL A JOKE! JUST FOR FUN! I DON'T ACTUALLY SEE AOI THIS WAY I LOVE HER! With that being said enjoy!

Aoi had suspected something. She suspected that Makoto and Kyoko were dating. I mean the signs were all there! Makoto suspiciously leaving his friend's room at 2 am, Kyoko attempting to hide her walking as if she was in pain, Naegi smelling exactly like lavender despite not owning any lavender scented items, and so on. Instead of just asking them "Are you guys dating?" Aoi decided to see for herself, by "watching" them, next time they go out. "This plan is perfect!" She snickered to herself. "First I'll as Naegi about his plans and probably follow him. It's not that he's stupid, just unaware of his surroundings most time. That works pretty well for me!" Speak of the devil there he is! She thought to herself with excitement.

"Naegi! What's up?"

"Oh Hina, hi, how are you?"

"I'm good, I was wondering, do you have any plans sometime this week?"

"Actually I was planning to go to the park tomorrow."

That sounds suspiciously like he's meeting someone! "What time are you going?" the brown-haired girl asked. "9 am, why do you ask?" "Just curious."

"Oh alright, see you later," he said walking off. Now to set my plan in motion.

Asahina woke up at 8 the next more, stalking takes planning y'know? She grabbed some sweat pants and a pullover sweater so she could be as inconspicuous as possible. Exactly one hour later, she heard footsteps going past her door. Must be him! The girl slipped out of her room as quietly as possible and began to follow her friend out the door and down the street. Makoto occasionally checked his phone but more or less kept straight. Does he really not notice me? That's actually concerning.

Finally, after what seemed like hours they reached the park, Naegi sat down on a nearby bench while Aoi watched from behind a tree. This really is creepy. Someone might call the cops if I'm not careful, she chuckled to herself. Fifteen minutes passed and still, he sat alone. Maybe he really is just enjoying a day in the park. Before she could finish that thought though, she noticed her lavender-haired friend walking towards the bench. I knew it! Aoi watched closely as Kyoko looked around, and looked directly at her. She quickly hid behind the tree. I hope she didn't see me! Then she'd definitely yell at me. Kirigiri and Naegi talked for quite a bit when they began to get up and leave. Wonder where they're going?

Aoi followed close behind them, and not being noticed for some reason. The pair looked like they were heading towards a nearby amusement park. Perfect place to go for a date!

Aoi proceeded to follow them for the entire day, watching them as did all kinds of fun things. When finally as it began to get dark she watched them turn on their way back home, before suddenly stopping and...shoving each other in...an alleyway. That's all the evidence I need. I'm gonna go before I hear too much. She thought, walking off in fear.

A week later they eventually did tell their classmates they were dating. Asahina decided to act surprised so no one would suspect anything of her. But that failed when Kyoko walked up to her and muttered "Why are you acting surprised about something you already knew?" DID SHE KNOW ALL ALONG? Aoi's expression changed to fear. "Hina...I looked directly at you. That wasn't a coincidence it was a warning glare. That you apparently didn't catch."

"...whoops"

"Yeah 'whoops'", she said walking away. "It's the middle of summer and you were wearing very suspicious clothing. Not to mention I can recognize you from a mile away. You'd definitely have to try harder never time if you ever plan on stalking someone.

"I probably should have known I couldn't get anything past her."

Hi A/N, this will be added more later I was in a rush to post because I didn't want it sitting in drafts, so sorry about the quality. Until next time!