A/N: Special thanks to my Gothic friend Victoria 4 helping with the story! She's so cool but doesn't have a account bc she is a poser for :( anyways also a special thanks to the goths who made this all possibly! Flames to the prepz who aren't cool. Become goth and get a life! XOXO Emily
My name is Vampira Wednesday Urie. I have long black hair with a single streak of white and beautiful large limpid red eyes that looks like the flames of hell. I look just like a pentgram cross of Victoria Winters, Lydia Deetz, Brendon Urie (A/N: He's a major fucking hottie, am I rite?), Marliyn Manson, and Draculaura. Some tell me I look just like Sally from the Nitemare B4 Chrstmas (She's so kewl! major hottie 2). I'm also a vampire (rhats why she's so pale XD). I don't like the taste of human blood so I am a vegan vampire (Vampira is a vegan UNLESS its a prep. She eats prepz cuz fuk da prepz!) I live in Lundon in an apartment building right beside Mrs. Lovett's pie store. She's so kewl and very goffick. I wish she were my mum, but nethn I wouldn't be able to date her (A/N: BTW I am not gay! I just think Ms. Lovett is cool!1!)
Lundon rox hrad. It's dark here and rains alot and it's so dork and dreary so it's perfect for a goth vampire grrl like me. Ppl on the streets always look at me. Lots of prepz unfortunately live in Lundon so I tell them to fuk off when I see them staring at me. They're just jealous at how fucking hot and sexah I am. Mrs. Lovett also helps me fend off the prepz. She sticks her middle fingers up at them. She's the coolest fucking grrl in da world (A/N: Still not gay XD Vampira just tinks Mrs. Lovett is cool).
"Hey Vampira" Mrs. Lovett said to me.
"Hey Mrs. Lovett." I said back.
"Guess who's back after 15 years?" She asked.
"Who?" I questioned.
"Itz Sweeney Todd!" She replied excitedly.
"Who the fuck is Sweeney Tod?" I asked Mrs. Lovett who is my best friend.
"Benjamin Barker!" She said to me like I was a dumbass.
"OMFG" I gasped.
A/N: What do you guys think so far? I'm so excited to be writing a Sweeney Todd fanfiction! It's my favorite depressing movie! I also rly like that Corpse Bride and the other Johnny Depp movies 2 (obvs I love Johnny Depp XD). Pls tell me what you think of it so far!
