Hello, this a fiction on the model "Stop Eating Hell Butterfly", a Bleach Fanfiction. The concept is quite simple : a leader from an organization/faction/nation try to make his subordinates less dumb by announcing their idiotics deeds of the day. Of course, all it does is making them increase the crazy/dumb hijinks. I am open to suggestion!

The timeline will progress. Currently we are pre S1. Adora has not yet defected and the story will most likely go in some unpredicted direction in the future. Have fun reading this.

08/09/2020 : Small edit to make it easier to read

[Horde][Horde][Horde]

Hordak was not a happy ruler. Sure, he had a powerful (though tiny) army, Etheria was soon to be his (well, Horde Prime's) and the princesses crushed before him. The only, tiny thing standing between him and absolute dominion on this planet he projected to offer to his "brother" was…

The sheer stupidity his soldier had to offer. Sure, he did not expected a lot from most of the inhabitants of this backwater planet… But this was ridiculous.

So, in an effort to stop this, he decided to publicly speak about each of the biggest demeanor of the Horde, in the hope it would deter the rest to NOT be that stupid.

It Did Not Work.

Force Captain Scorpia : The Horde is supposed to be feared. Hugging civilian, though it help to control them afterward, is not something fearful. Even if you have giant scissors thingy in place of hand.

Edit: After some investigation, you are allowed to continue to hug the enemy as hard as you can. Apparently, breaking the back with a bear hug is something Etherian fear. Good work.

Force Captain Octavia : If the enemy is mentioning another time that they have seen enough "Hentai" while facing you, with… Lewd eyes… You are not to comply with them. Except that one time an officer defected to the Horde, but it is not standard procedure.

Force Captain Grizzlor : You are actually my sanest Captain right now. Carry on.

Imp : This is a public safety announcement : Do not give him sugar or food after midnight. Offenders while be tasked to make him sleep. Beware, he bites and I am not always aware myself of his whereabouts when he is high on sugar.

Commandant Shadow Weaver : We are an Evil Horde. We are not, however, monsters. Children are not good soldiers. You are waiting for them to be 18 years old, period. If you are that impatient with child, it is no wonder you lost your last teaching job.

Cadet Lonnie : While we appreciate aggressiveness, direct it toward the princesses. Cadet Kyle has been declared the most inoffensive thing in the Horde. Yes, he is below Imp in the threat level for the Alliance. Stop being aggressive with him.

Cadet Rogelio : Yes, while most of the horde cannot understand you, I can. Next time, I shall punish you myself if I hear you with such a foul language. I do have soap to wash your mouth.

Cadet Kyle : you are hereby forced to wear a bell. We are pretty sure you were in the last military reunion, thanks to the camera. However, have more presence or apply for the Shadow legion.

Actually scratch that. You are to apply to the Shadow Legion.

Cadet Catra : While you are a cat, "There was a red dot" is not a valid answer when you are asked why you are in my sanctum.

Cadet Adora : While Catra is a cat, using a red dot to bring another Cadet in my sanctum is not authorized.

[Etheria] [Etheria] [Etheria]

Queen Angela of Bright Moon was not happy. The Rebellion was losing ground to the Horde every day. She had a pretty clear idea of the why, in addition to her husband's death to the hand of Shadow Weaver.

The sheer stupidity of everyone or their neutrality. Thought she did not know if it was them being idiots or Hordak's diplomats being very good.

Therefore, to try to motivate everyone, she decided to stop to play nice. Now, everyone was going to be dressed up for winter.

Bow : Saying you are an Elite Soldier while not being able to handle more than two Horde troops alone make us appear subpar. You are to cease and desist and train.

Glimmer : Even though you do have a good punch, you are not summoning a falcon punch with your magic. Stop calling it such.

Mermista : Stop being whiny. Life sucks, thanks to the Horde, so help us fight it.

Perfuma : Flower power is indeed your power. However, bringing flowers to the Horde won't stop them. Try something more effective.

Frosta : Freezing the messenger because he did not have candies for you is bad. Stop that.

Entrapta : If you provide a map at the entrance of your castle to meet up with you, please make sure the map is up to date. The last messenger entered by mistake your sewages instead of the throne room.

Netossa : I don't like when you say that you can kill an immortal like me with enough prep time. If you are that effective, please do that to Hordak, not me.

Spinnerella : Stop saying you will blow Horde's Soldier. It has a different meaning than what you think and Netossa is willing to attack Brightmoon if you say again I asked you to do that.