A/N: Content/trigger warning: Minor casual racism from Red and Kitty.
"Mom, what's for dinner? I'm starving!"
"Fish, dear."
"Ooh, goodie."
"Wash your hands, Eric."
"Yes ma'am."
"Kitty, what's for dinner? I'm starving."
"Fish, honey."
"Oh, good. I thought something smelled fishy."
"Hahaha- Oh, Red, sit down. Food'll be right out. Eric, where's your sister?"
"Beats me. Probably frenching some jock or three."
"Eric!"
"What? It's true!"
"Ah, there you are, Laurie. We're having fish."
"Aw, c'mon. I don't want fish."
"Laurie, what's that I smell on your breath?"
"Nothing! I love fish."
"That's what I thought. Ta-da!"
"What the hell is that?!"
"Eric, watch that porky mouth!"
"Yeah, Eric."
"Shut it, Laurie. And mom! No way is that a fish. It's got two heads!"
"It's black sea bass. Good for you. Two heads mean more meat! Hahaha."
"We're not eating this! It's probably those damn Koreans!"
"No, honey, black sea bass comes from the black sea! That's in China. It's their fault. Plus, this was cheap."
"Cheap? Well, I'm sold. Let's eat!"
"It looks like Laurie. I don't want to put that in my mouth."
"Eric, shut up. You'll eat that and say god bless America and goddamn those Chinese!"
"You tell him, daddy!"
"Eat your fish, sweetie."
"But daddy!"