Later that day - after Joey finished with the telethon, after dinner with the gang, after sex at Chandler's and at the coffee house - Monica snuck over to the guys' apartment to spend the night with her non-threatening Ray Liotta.
They had sex for the fourth (or was it the fifth? She had lost count.) time that day. They were snuggled together, sweaty and content, Monica drawing mindless patterns on Chandler's bare chest while he dozed.
"He was boring," Monica said.
"Hmmm?" Chandler murmured, not bothering to open eyes.
"Richard - he was boring. In bed," she clarified.
Chandler blinked. "What?"
Monica shrugged. "I mean - He'd only been with one other woman. He was a lot older than me. We were just on different pages - sexually." She paused and smirked at Chandler. "Richard would have never done it in Central Perk."
Chandler laughed and nuzzled her neck. "His loss," he said and kissed her behind her ear.
"We taped ourselves once -," Monica started, but Chandler cut her off by laughing, then sputtering.
"I - what? You did what?" He shook his head. "Sorry. My brain is exploding. You, uh, you what? Is that something you're into?" He lowered his voice. "Is that something we could do?"
Monica laughed, putting her hand against his cheek, then kissed him. "Sure, sweetie, if you want. That wasn't really my point. With Richard - it was just….OK. We'd have sex once, then go to sleep for the night. I mean, he always made sure I - he never left me high & dry, but it was never….Oh. My. God. sex," she said, parroting Chandler's earlier description.
Chandler grinned, rolled over onto her, began kissing her neck. "I can't get enough of you," he whispered.
Monica giggled. "I know." Chandler pulled back to look at her. "I mean, I can't get enough of you either."
They kissed leisurely for a few minutes before Chandler pulled back, pressed his forehead against hers.
"I meant what I said earlier - his loss is certainly my gain," he whispered.
Monica nodded, not trusting herself to speak, opting instead to kiss him back.
Oh. My. God. Indeed.