Midoriya is A Disney Princess
By: M14Mouse
Summary: Some of Class 1-B explains to Eri and Mirio how Midoriya is a Disney princess.
Disclaimer: Don't own them.
Mirio thought Class 1-A was a little crazy but Class 1-B might be the craziest bunch of students that he ever seen. That is saying something.
So, he brought Eri to meet up with Midoriya after his training this afternoon. They have been introducing Eri to all sorts of movies and shows. Like they expected, she loved Disney movies. So far, her favorite one is Tangled because she likes that Rapunzel has long hair like hers and likes flowers.
Since Eri was busying with Tsunotori and Fukidashi, he wandered around their common area. Finally, he saw a list of dorm rules posted in the kitchen. He stopped and started to read them over.
They have typical house rules like don't mess with Shiozaki's hair or don't eat anyone's leftovers.
Number 10 made him stop and pause.
10. Midoriya is Our Disney Princess and Must be Protected At All Cost. (See Tsunotori or Kuroiro if you need to hide any bodies. See Shoda or Kendo if you need to get rid of the evidence).
He blinked and stared at the list.
"So…number 10…"
Shishida stopped behind him and looked.
"Oh, that rule. We wanted to put it higher but Midoriya was embarrassed. He thinks that it is there for a joke but everyone knows better," Shishida said with a nod.
"So…are you going to explain it? Because I'm just a little confused. I don't see Midoriya as a Disney princess," He said.
Shishida nodded his head again in understanding.
"That part can be a little confusing. His quirk is superpower and so he could knock us out. The way he analyzes everyone's quirks, we aren't too surprised that he can take everyone out with a plastic spork and a rubber band. So, we made a list because Class 1-A asked the same thing. I will be right back. Go and have a seat next to Eri-chan," Shishida said before disappearing up the stairs.
First off…they made a list?
Second…
He began to smile.
He has so much material to poke fun at his pseudo baby brother.
He went over to the sofa and took a seat next to Eri.
"Lemillion?" Eri said as she stopped braiding Tsunotori's hair and Fukidashi stopped braiding Eri's hair to allow her to turn around.
He leaned over and whispered to her.
"We are going to find out how Midoriya is a Disney Princess," He said.
"But Mido is a hero…not a princess," Eri said in confusion.
Tsunotori turned around and looked at them.
"He is both," She whispered to Eri. Fukidashi nodded his head in agreement.
Eri's face lightened up like you gave her a million apples.
"You…can be both?"
The word Yup! appeared on Fukidashi's face.
Eri-chan made a happy noise.
"Found it! Someone must have added another one!" Shishida said as he ran back to them. He coughed as he stood in front of them.
"First rule is Disney princesses are villain magnets," Shishida said.
"Yup. We can't even let him go out to the store around the block anymore unless someone is with him. Villains seem to know when he is out and about," Tsunotori whispered to Eri-chan.
"Under that rule, there is subnote of some villains having…unhealthy attachments with Midoriya."
"What does that mean?" Eri-chan asked with a frown.
Fukidashi covered Eri-chan's ears and whispered to him about Toga stabbing Midoriya and rolling around in his blood.
His eyes widen for a moment then nodded. Fukidashi nodded his head and removed his hands from Eri-chan's ears.
"That means that some villains really like Midoriya," He said.
"But…that is bad, right?"
"Very."
"Rule 2: Crazy and unpredictable things happen around Disney Princesses." Shishida said.
Yup…he could see that one.
"USJ…Trip to the mall…trip to the store…Summer Camp…something happened at his internship. We just know it but he is really tight lip about it. So strange things happen around Midoriya." Tsunotori said.
"Which leads to rule number 3: Amazing things happen when a Disney princess around," Fukidashi said.
"USJ…Trip to the other mall but also the Sport Festival, our exam where totally kicked everyone's…butts even if they saw us on tv. Class 1-A only had half of their class passed the exam. And of course, the joint training session."
He laughed softly. He remembered how Mr. Aizawa grumbled about it when he picked up Eri-chan.
"Rule 4: Tragic backstory." Shishida said with a nod.
"Huh?" He asked.
Eri-chan's eyes widen.
"Did something bad happen to Mido?" Eri-chan asked worriedly.
Yes, he wanted to know too….for reasons.
The three of them glanced at each other. Tsunotori started saying things in English…well, he wasn't going to repeat that either.
"Uh…maybe?" Shishida said.
"Maybe, a little bit but it is all better now. We're here. That is why we made the list. We protect our friends…just like Midoriya and Togata protect you," Fukidashi said softly to Eri-chan.
Eri-chan frowned for a moment if she was deep in thought then she nodded her head.
"Rule 5: Missing Parental Figure," Shishida said as he returned to the list.
"No one has met his dad. Not even…him," Tsunotori said with distaste. He wondered who him was. Maybe, it has to do with rule number 5.
"Midoriya said that he is away. Oh, his quirk is fire breathing. That is it."
"We think that he is a villain but we don't judge here," Fukidashi said.
"His mom makes up for it. She is so sweet," Tsunotori said.
"Rule 6: Disney Princesses Are Rays of Sunshine," Shishida said.
"Most of them are but…it is close enough," Tsunortori mumbled.
"I mean…look at him. He got Todoroki to crack a smile," Fukidashi said.
"He got Shinsou to actually say good morning before he lands head first into the sofa or the flower bed outside of our dorms."
"Midoriya's training is intense. I'm impressed that he stuck with it."
He was impressed. From what he knew, Midoriya's training was just as intense as his own training.
"Last rule on the current list. Rule 7: Disney princess can make friends with everyone expect him. There is always one that resist the influence of a Disney princess," Shishida said.
Tsunotori mumbled some words in English again. He probably shouldn't ask her to repeat it.
"He has friends in Class 1-A, support, former General Education student but he will pick up another because that what he does. He hasn't found a business one yet. Just give him time," Shishida said.
"Mostly, we made that one for Monoma," Tsunotori added.
"He grumbled a lot on that rule…."
"But he did agree with it in the end."
"Wow…Mido has a lot of friends," Eri-chan said in awe.
"Yup…and so do you, Eri-chan!" Fukidashi said to her.
His heart warm at the expression on her face.
She moved away from him and moved closer to Fikidashi, and she whispered to him.
"Does that make me a Disney princess too?"
"Yes, it does."
Eri-chan made a high squee noise.
"Hey, everyone. I'm back!" Midoriya said as he entered the commons area. Eri-chan jumped from the sofa and took off toward him. Midoriya dropped his bag and caught her in his arms.
"Hey! Did you have fun with everyone?" Midoriya said he picked her up.
"YUP! Fikidashi braided my hair and I braided Tsunotori's hair. OH, we are Disney princesses!" Eri-chan said.
"YOU GUYS!"
He started to laughing at Midoriya's horrified expression.
A little bit later, when the others were busy, he went over to the house rules list and added something.
10. Midoriya is Our Disney Princess and Must be Protected At All Cost. (See Tsunotori or Kuroiro if you need to hide any bodies. See Shoda or Kendo if you need to get rid of the evidence). If anyone needs alibis, Togata will help.
End
A/N: Soo...this happened? I don't know anymore. XD I want to thank everyone for their wonderful support for this happy little series. The kudos, the reviews, and bookmarks. You may notice that I haven't put Deku. Reason? Because I don't think class 1-B would be down with Mido calling himself useless. Until I figure out his hero name, Mido it is. Anyway, read and review if you wish.