AN: NSFW

Let's go crazy

"I just want to go out and have a good time. Do something to help us forget a war is coming." Hermione says quietly to her friends. Her and Fred had just come back from getting the last of her stuff to move into the apartment above the shop with the others. The day before they had taken herself from her parents' memories and sent them to Australia.

George and Fred share a look over her head while Angelina gently rubs her back.

"Our childhood was stolen from us because of Voldemort. I want one night where we just let go, maybe do something crazy. Just be free." George saw the look on his twins face and knew that no matter what he thought Fred was going to give her this.

"What do you have in mind?" Angelina asks as she realizes the twins had silently already agreed above them.

"Well…." She looked hesitantly between them, the sad smile morphing an evil grin, "I was thinking of going to a muggle bar."

"You're not of age yet. And while we are, we don't have muggle ids." Fred states not wanting to sound like he's shooting her idea down but not seeing how it could be possible.

She just keeps grinning as she reaches into the beaded bag he had got her last year. Before he gave it to her he put a feather lite charm on it and then together they put an undetectable extension charm on it. Pausing she pulls out a muggle id with her picture on it, checking it Fred was impressed. He had seen real muggle ids before and he was almost certain this would pass with no question. "That's you but what about.." Before he could finish she pulled out three more ids and passed them to their new owners. Fred just shook his head, he should know better by now than to doubt his witch.

"Someone's been planning this for a while." George said as he examined his new id, "does this mean you already have somewhere in mind?"

Hermione just grinned. Exchanging a look with his twin George agreed they were in for an interesting night.

Three hours later Hermione and Angelina step out of Fred's room where they had both been getting ready. Hermione had insisted that the place she wanted to go wasn't fancy, that they would be fine in just jeans and a t-shirt. The twins took her at her word and just threw on jeans and t-shirt just like she said. Seeing their witches made them both rethink their decision to not dress up. Angelina was wearing a pair of artfully ripped up jeans with a black, off the shoulders crop top. Hermione had worn a skirt instead, shorter than the Hogwarts uniform but in Gryffindor red with a white lace shirt, also leaving a thin patch of skin showing. She topped the look with a jean jacket. Both the wizard's wolf whistled as they came out. After they complimented their witches they both went back to their rooms and changed into nicer black trousers, button down shirts and vests, deep purple for Fred and royal blue for George. This time it was the witches turn to whistle.

"Ok guys, are you ready?" Hermione asked as everyone settled down. She handed everyone their new ids then led the way out the door. The apartment didn't have an outside entrance so they had to exit through the shop. While she and Angelina had been getting ready the guys had closed the shop for the day. Hermione was amazed at just how great the shop was. She had always known they would be successful but seeing all their hard work pay off in the form of the busy shop always made her proud. She walked them to the nearest apporation point then they all joined hands. She would have to side along them because none of them had been to the part of London she was planning on.

Walking into the pub Hermione was mildly shocked to see how busy it was. She knew of it because her parents had spoken fondly of it in the past. They had told her of going there when they were dating and when she had decided to go out she knew exactly where she wanted to go. According to them it was a relaxed place to grab a pint. Tonight however the pub was packed and getting to the bar was damn near impossible. Seeing as Hermione was the only one familiar with Muggle alcohol she stepped to the bar to order a round while the others went to grab a table.

"This place is mad!" Angelina shouted as Hermione joined them at the table, struggling to balance the four drinks and feeling foolish. When she had volunteered to get the drinks she forgot for a moment that they were in a muggle establishment and wouldn't be able to levitate the drinks to the table. After she placed the shots on the table she went to sit but before she could Fred pulled her into his lap. "So what did you get us?" George asked as Angelina pulls two of the clear looking shot glasses towards where she was already perched on his lap.

"Kamikaze. It's vodka, orange liqueur and lime juice. Dad swears a good time is always had when you start the night with a kamikaze. So," Hermione picks her shot up in salute and waits for the others to join her before continuing, "here is to Monica and Wendel Wilkins, may they be safe and happy starting over in Australia."

"Here here" The other cheered.

"Oi, that's smooth. This stuff could be dangerous." Fred chuckles as he puts his glass down.

Hermione laughs at the looks on her friends faces, "I don't know why wizards think unless it's Butterbeer alcohol should burn going down. Muggles actually drink to enjoy the flavor. Getting tipsy is just a fun side effect."

"Well since we have no idea, obviously, about the drinks, how about you order and we pay." Fred says as he hands over his muggle credit card. He and George had gotten one tied to the W3 account when they started going out to the muggle world to research different ideas for new products. Hermione just smiled as she took the card. They sat just relaxing and people watching for a bit. While George and Fred had ventured into muggle London for research purposes neither they nor Angelina had spent much time around muggles, especially in such a setting. After awhile Hermione took Angelina to the bar with her and ordered another round. She wanted to keep it kind of mild still so this round was lemon drops. This time she toasted, "Here's to letting go and going crazy!"

Again the wizard's were impressed and wanted Hermione to order them something else. She knew better though, if they kept that pace the night would end very quickly so instead she dragged her wizard to the dance floor. Second song they danced to was 'I Can Love You Like That' by All-4-One. Upon listening to it George declared it his and Angelina's song.

"Do I get a say in this?" Angelina quipped back at her wizard.

George unabashedly declared that he will convince her and immediately began kissing her neck resulting in little gasps coming from the witch.

"Get a room will ya?" Fred calls to his twin.

Not pausing, Hermione pointed to the far wall and said, "Loo's that way."

"Now dance with me fool." Hermione pulled the taller wizard closer, very much closer and giggled as he gasped at her braziness. They danced through a few more songs, not really doing more than swaying to the beat but both were happy. And after the last few days, happiness was a blessing. Hermione was about to suggest sitting back down and getting another round when she heard the opening line to the next song,

My Maria, don't you know I've come a long way?

Fred gasped and held her extra close as they swayed to the song. Before it even ended Hermione knew what Fred would say as soon as it ended. As the closing bars finished playing Fred pulled her even closer and kissed her as if their lives depended on it. When he finally pulled gently away he declared, "and that is our song." Hermione just nodded breathlessly and together they grabbed a seat. This time Hermione didn't even try to grab her own seat, she just settled into his lap knowing it's where she belonged.

Already at the table George gave a knowing grin to his twin and finally asked the question that had been bugging him for the last 2 years, "so how did you two come up with the names Maria and Bryan?"

"When we decided not to tell anyone we were together we knew we needed codenames and a back story. Really I've always liked the name Maria. It was just that simple." Fred just shrugged, "you never told me why you picked Brian for me?" He asked, wiggling his eyebrows at Hermione.

Hermione laughed as she blushed, "it's silly really…" she began and everyone leaned closer to hear her better, "Brian is the name of my favorite member of a popular muggle boy band."

Hermione and Fred rested a moment and then Fred went with her to get the next round. Hermione explained to the bartender that her boyfriend and his brother usually drink shots straight up rather than mixed and asked for recommendations. Looking at Fred then over at George the bartender mixed up a drink and grinned as he handed over 4 redheaded sluts. Still laughing Hermione stopped and read the sign by the bar, Fred got a little uneasy as he saw the Cheshire cat grin lit up her face. After everyone laughed at the name of the drink and happily drank it Fred finally asked, "So what is a wet t-shirt contest and why are you smiling about it?"

Laughing, Hermione explained the rules to the shocked brothers. While Angelina was shocked at the explanation she wasn't surprised when Hermione declared she wanted to participate. Tonight was supposed to be about letting go and doing something crazy. Participating in a wet t-shirt contest sounded perfect for Hermione and Angelina vowed her support to her friend. Seeing Hermione's determination and Angelina's support of the idea the twinvs finally folded.

"So what do"

"We have to do"

"To ensure your victory?"

They asked automatically, falling into their signature twin speak.

"Well, depending on how it's run either the crowd judges and vote by how loud they cheer or sometimes it's judged by the bartenders. Either way it's just up to me and the crowd's reaction." Hermione shrugged. She didn't really care if she won, she just wanted to be able to say she participated. They relaxed and enjoyed yet another round, this time she had them try B-52s. By the time Hermione was beginning to think of another shot the emcee announced time to register and begin the wet t-shirt contest. Hermione jumped up as gracefully as she could, realizing they may have had enough drinks to make her more than a bit tipsy. Angelina helped her to the stage and together they got her signed up. The barmaid registering the ladies tried to convince Angelina to join but Angie firmly denied. After everyone was signed up Hermione looked at her competition. There were about 12 others signed up. 2 were so drunk they could barely stand. Hermione was sure they would go out in the first round. Even though she was up against a dozen others Hermione examined her competition and decided she might actually have a chance. As she and the others lined up on the stage Fred and George walked over to get next to the stage. Hermione winked down at Fred then took off her jacket and threw it at him. As he caught it multiple wolf whistles rang out. Once the rules were explained Hermione observed as each of the others had a bucket of water thrown on them. Some girls squealed, others gasped and sputtered. She knew to stand out she would have to react differently. Looking at her outfit she decided to go for an innocent school girl. Before she had walked up on stage she had popped the top two buttons on her shirt. While more revealing than she would normally be in public she was still more covered than half her competition. So as the water hit her instead of squealing she scrunched up her nose and giggled. She quickly realized it was the right choice as she listened to the cheers and wolf whistles. She opened her eyes and was mildly surprised to see her boyfriend and his brother rather calmly cheering, or rather calmly for them. Smiling and winking at Fred Hermione waited to hear the results. After everyone's turn the top 3 were announced. She moved to the center of the stage with the other two and again evaluated her competition. To her right was a rather busty blonde who obviously had no problem baring as much as was allowed. She still had her shirt on but barely, nothing was covered, she leaned forward resting her hands on her knees making it look like one wrong move could cause her to pop out. The red head to her left was being very suggestive. One hand kept running up and down her front while she kept running her index finger across her bottom lip. Again Hermione decided to play at the innocence her obvious youth granted her. So instead of trying to be someone she's not, she just smiled sweetly and waited for her turn. This time when hit with the water she just laughed. After she wiped away the excess water from her face she looked out at the crowd cheering, this time Fred, George and Angie all let loose and cheered like crazy but Hermione was mildly surprised to see they weren't the only ones. After a final round of cheering and wolf whistles Hermione grinned from ear to ear as she was named the winner.

She jumped down and threw her arms around Fred, "I can't believe I did that!" She squealed as she laughs.

"Hey your getting me wet witch!" Fred laughed as he pretended to try and get away. Hermione fought him a moment then pulled away with a mischievous glint in her eye. Without a second thought she pulled her wet t-shirt off, reached over Fred and attempted to wring the excess water out on his head. Again they were surrounded by wolf whistles and cheers but they only had eyes for each other. Fred reached down and picked Hermione up, wrapping her legs around his waist as he kissed her. He turned away from the stage and began carrying her to the back corner near the loo.

Smiling at his antics Hermione pulled back, "jealous?" She asked as he tucked them into a partially hidden alcove, pressing her against the wall with his body covering her.

"Whatever of?" Fred answered he as he gently let her down then moved his hands up to her neck, positioning her just where he wanted her.

"The attention I'm getting?"

"Never. You are the sexiest woman here, of course they are going to stare. If anything they should be jealous of me. I'm yours and your mine." Between his words and his rock hard member pressed against her thigh Hermione's knickers where soaked through, Fred stopped to suck on her pulse point as his hands cupped her arse, "At the end of the night we will leave together, go to our flat and share our bed. I'm the luckiest guy here…." Before he could add anymore Hermione captured his lips with her own. "Mmmm. Your about to be even luckier talking like that" Hermione punctuated each word with a kiss then reached to his hip where his wand was concealed. Grabbing it she quickly cast a notice-me-not charm, muggle repelling charm and muffliato before replacing it and began working his trousers undone. Once his cock sprang free from his trousers she set a slow pace pumping him and loved hearing his groans. With one last kiss she fell to her knees and looked up at him as she brought his cock to her mouth. She playfully licked the pre-cum that had already beaded there then slowly took as much of his lengths she could down her throat. Begining a slow pumping motion with her mouth, she used one hand to pump that which she couldn't fit in her mouth and played with his balls with the other.

"Merlin Hermione I'm not going to last long." Fred moaned as he tucked a wild curl behind her ear. "You look so fucking beautiful on your knees with my cock in your mouth." She groaned listening to him as he praised her. All too soon she felt the tell tale signs he was about to come. Rather than swallow as she usually would she pulled back with a pop and watched as he painted her tits with his hot cum. She licked her lips as he helped her to stand up then grabbed his wand and cast a quick scourgify over them both. Hermione thanked him and began to put her jacket back on, "nope, now it's my turn" Fred said as he stopped her and pressed her back into the wall. He pulled down the cups of her red lace bra and gently ran his fingers over each nipple, smirking as they pebbled from such a lite touch. He began kissing down her neck as his hands began pulling up her skirt and pushing aside her thong. The same time his lips playfully nipped at her nipple he ran his fingers thru her soaked folds, groaning at her quiet whimpers. As her groans became more frantic he began circling her clit driving her closer and closer to the edge. He pushed a finger into her cunt and began pumping into her wet heat.

"Oh, fuck Fred I'm about to…" Hermione leaned down and bit his shoulder as she came. He slowed his movements as she began to come back down from her orgasim. He grinned as he gently pulled his fingers from her cunt and slowly licked them clean.

Five minutes later their clothes were straightened out and they lifted the charms on their alcove as they walked back to their table.

Fred clear his throat as he sat down, "get a room you two." George and Angie reluctantly pulled apart to glare at him. Taking a good look at Hermione's wilder than normal hair and kiss bruised lips Angie just laughed, "looks like you two should take your own advice."

"I say one last round then we get out of here." George said taking in the shit eating grin on his twins face and flush covering Hermione.

"Agreed. I think I've had enough crazy for one night." Hermione laughed.

AN: this will be a 3 part series in my Learning to Let's Go Universe. Please review and let me know what you think!