Disclaimer: My bitch ass doesn't own Pretty cure. Rights to Pretty cure goesIzumi Todoand produced byAsahi Broadcasting Corporation,Asatsu-DKandToei Animation.

Things were going haywire. Like off the walls haywire. Like Donald Trumps becoming president sort of haywire.

It all began when Nagisa Misumi and Honoka Yukishiro had their 10-year reunion, meeting up at the local bar, discussing about how their lives had been up till that point.

Things we're looking fine until the door of the bar was knocked dowm with the force of 1000 sperm thisty whores.

In came into bar the most ghetto mofo with a dusty looking unkempt afros. His clothes were in tatters, in his hand, a joint of weed that he jammed up his ass before farting, releasing a horrid amalgamation of weed and fart.

Half of the bar's patrons to dead within seconds due to nose cancer.

"Oh no! Honoka!" Nagisa shouted, "This man is controlled by Zakenna!"

"Za what now?" The unruly asked, stil smoking weed out of his ass.

"You have been possesed by the vile creatures of darkness from the dark zone! Why I know this you must be asking yourself? Because you're dark!" The man's responce to this was to slap the goofy out of her.

"Bitch, I'm african you racist little shit." Releasing his fart weed combo, Nagisa and Honoka didn't die. Instead, they felt their pretty souls feel molested. Molested and corrupted by the smelly dank auroma. The smell of his succulent dank ass breaths.

They were pretty cure before. But now, they were sperm force.

And they were hungry for this man's sperm.

The african man didn't stand a chance. Quickly pouncing, the sperm force used their newly found sperm sucking powers to suck on this man's sweet succulent, draining him of not only his sperm but also his life essence. Once stood a fat, ugly and proud man, now stood a shrivelled corpse.

That day was the last day he ever produced his fart weed combo. His beautiful art will never see the light of day again.

Sperm force took the time to escape the scene of the crime. like the sperm thisrty whores they were now, lusted for more sperm.

A great evil was now unleashed upon the world. Man beware, your dick is in for a scare.

2 Years later.

"This just in, the speem force we're last scene in the Tokyo area, in the last 2 years since they first strike, they drained men everywhere of their sperm, killing them in the process. It is advice to either not be a man or to cut of your penis. Tokyo tv news will broadcast more information regarding the sperm force when... No! This just in! The sperm force just invaded the broadcasting! Oh shit! Sperm force, please! No! Spare my dick! I'm still a virgin!"

That broadcast was cut when the last thing shown was sperm force tackling the poor man.

That man was fucked.

The world was fucked.

The world had no hope until divine intervention came and those little shits from the garden of light came when they sensed the ever rising dark energy coming from earth.

Was it a Zakenna? Was it the dark king revived and was taking over the earth?

They found out it was none of that. They found out too late when sperm force, much like the human of earth, attacked and were sucked dry, even though they didn't have dicks. Sperm force was clearly evolving.

Now women weren't even safe. What could they do now against this threat?

In the first time in years, the people of earth prayed to god.

God used his magical mumbo jumbo to have the sperm force contract aids from drinking too much sperm and died like little dirth whore bitches they were.

With that, the people of earth didn't bother celebrating. What could they? Billions of people have died lustful deaths. Nobody could celebrate until feminists realized that the male gender no longer existed.

Hurray for feminism!

The end.